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| outback jack
Hi,
This is pretty random (and mostly for Jessica)...
But do you guys remember that one reality, bachelor-esque show that was on TBS called "Outback Jack?"
It was filmed in Australia and all these prissy-ass girls had to fight over the rugged, outdoorsy dude named Vadim (or as they conveniently renamed him "Jack").
Well anyway "Jack" ended up choosing our favorite girl Natalie! And they were so adorable together!
So update:
They got married!
And had a baby together!
Her name is Hunter Bella Grace Dale (Yes, excessive I know...)
But this really made my day! Fairy tale romances can come true... even if it's reality t.v. O_o
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| thaz not cute, thaz just dumbmy mom is so computer illiterate!!!!! its hilarious. and dumb!
one day, she calls me out of bed and says,
"hyun young ah! how do you send email?"
so i tells her, i says, click on "COMPOSE" not "INBOX"!
then she calls me back 5 minutes later saying "it no working!?"
i'm like, "Umma, are you serious?! jin jjah yah? how does the internet know who mr. han is?!!"
and then she's like, "Oh.. haha."
and then i'm like, "what's his email address?"
and then she's like, "Oh, i don't know..."
and then i'm like, "umma you're dumb!!! haaaaaaahahha!!"
and that is the end of "my mother the ditz: part I"
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| thanx 2 chris 4 dayswe used to be famous artists: support us and buy our CDs.
when joyce used to be a country star in 1994.
when jessica used to be a young white girl.
when julie got really drunk on her 16th birthday and hooked up with that 47 year old guy and he happened to be a recording artist and used that picture of them on his cd album. sucks to have a drunken mistake put on blast.... hahah
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Dec. 12th, 2005 @ 08:54am
The “bad boy”s, the assholes, the jerks, the commitment phobics, the liars, the playboys, the unattainable... the “Mr. BIGs”. Yeah,
we label them and we want them. Women yearn for men who have problems
and uncountable bad qualities because they have potential to resolve
themselves. What better way to say “I love you” but by changing for
you, and only you. These so called bad boys have a multitude of evils
that can be changed to make a woman feel that she’s the one, different
from all the others who have come and gone. And we want that; to be
different.
But women aren’t stupid. They know people don’t just
change, even in a relationship of five, ten years. We want IT.
Unknowingly, we want the pain.
Do men need to have the ability to cause pain, to have the ability to attract women?
Yes,
yes, and yes. Why don’t we want the steady “nice guy”? We say we’re not
ready for them yet, they’re marriage material and right now, we just
“want to have fun”. And we do. They're attainable and they just don't
have it in them to make us cry, and really want them. Afterall, the
perfect man has nothing to change about him. We want that heart aching,
man hating, angst that comes with the motorcycle. We want to hurt
really, really bad. Are we addicted to the man, or the hurt they are
capable of making us feel? Feeling pain allows us to feel the most joy,
and that makes us feel most alive.
After that phase is over
and we’re tired of empty promises and tons of great “fun” we just want
to end up with a guy that will appreciate us and treat us like the
queens we weren’t born to be. “Nice guys finish last”. What they say is
really true. But in the game of love, last is best. Would you rather be
someone’s first kiss, or last kiss? Someone’s first love, or last love?
Last looks towards the present, and the future. First is nothing but a
past full of memories, good or bad. If I were a man, I would want to
finish last with someone great….
June 12, 2008 (a response)
pain schmain! what the heck am i talking about in 2005?!? pssshhh!
the number one characteristic that a guy must have is to be "chak hae" (kind/nice).
Am i just really old or what?
I could swear girls my age just want the good guys now!???
(i dunno, maybe they just all wanna get married...?)
bad boys are lame! they dont change for you or for themselves.
they deserve to live alone. FORever.
besides, nice guys make the best money...! hahaha
they're a little nerdy and dorky.. but they'll be good to you... right???
and in order for a relationship to succeed, the guy should always like the girl more.
thats what my grandma always told me growing up anyways...
watevs... i don't know anything.... =/
 -joys
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