| NarutoDamn you Sasuke! You weak minded emo bitch!
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| i'm backBack to xanga....
Returning like Superman, ready to stalk you guys as if your Lois Lane....floating in the sky, using x-ray vision through your walls...all emo about you moving on
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| Turning 28 sucks. Really old people tell you your young....and people who can just barely buy a beer call you old. What kind of fucked up catch 22 is that?!
BUT I have a solution. Based on a scientific, empirical, and double blind research of data that I completely made up; I have come up with a logical and infallible theory:
...IF I am able to use the word "fart" 6 times in a conversational manner, with out actually passing any flatulence or using the word in the reference of actual flatulence...Then, by definition, I CANNOT be considered mature. Therefore, res ipsa loquitor, I CANNOT be old.
So there you have it. fart. Rock solid, undeniable, fact. fart. I'm not old. fart
fart you.
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(only 2 more farts left. make that 1. fart. Done!)
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| i've only been at my new job for about 3 weeks....is it bad that i already want to throat punch my boss???
"hey i need you to *gggrrhhhkkkk*"
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