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| I HAVE RETIRED MY XANGA BLOGS......
THEO, email me your address naviana_skye@yahoo.com
JUDY, call me so I can give you your flip flops
KEN, I missed your call so call again
To everyone else...take it easy  | | |
| At work bright & early at 7:30 am and it sucks. Stopped by McDonald's and a had a sausage, egg & cheese mcgriddle. Man, those are dope. Sucks for me, I got court today.
Useless facts for pondering
.. Non-dairy creamer is flammable
.. A duck's quack doesn't echo
.. 315 entries in the Webster's Dictionary are misspelled
.. A toothpick is the object most choked on by Americans
.. Almost 1/4 of the land area of Los Angeles is taken up by automobiles
.. A sneeze zooms out of your mouth at over 600 mph
.. Bubble gum contains rubber
.. Some toothpaste's contain antifreeze
.. Spotted skunks do handstands before they spray
.. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue | | |
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THEO, I NEED YOUR ADDRESS!! I apologize...
Weekend Recap: (Of Sunday only)
º Met up with the UGZ
º Ate at Applebee's
º Theo doesn't shower dance
º poking boobs is for fun
º "Just because you stand under me, doesn't mean you understand me"
º Zar zard is a sick mC
º Just for feets was packed
º Gay black porn..ha
º Bitterschwet....schwet pants
º Note to self : lotion & then powder your sack
º Theo & I are good ball hitters..
º I got the malibu grand pricks
º Neil Armstrong is dopeness
º People need to perspireeeeee
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| Joke of the Day
[[LETTER FROM THE PENIS]]
Dear Management,
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
1. I do physical labor;
2. I work at great depths;
3. I plunge head first into everything I do;
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off;
5. I work in a damp environment;
6. I don't get paid overtime;
7. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation;
8. I work in high temperatures, and;
9. My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
1. You cannot work eight hours straight;
2. You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods;
3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team;
4. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations;
5. You do not take initiative -- you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working;
6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift;
7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing;
8. You will retire well before you are 65;
9. You are unable to work double shifts;
10. You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the assigned task;
11. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management
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