today i had a dream that our tube of aquafresh was full ...

when i went upstairs to brush my teeth, it was still empty

10 Things I Hate About Colgate
- brought to you by "aquafresh is the best toothpaste in the world" and "noah hates the world syndrome"

1. i hate how colgate tastes
2. i hate how colgate looks
3. i hate how colgate tubes are a bland white and a wimpy red
4. i hate how colgate's website is as ugly as it's tubes
5. i hate how colgate freezes your mouth when you rinse
6. i hate how colgate is gritty
7. i hate how colgate is named colgate, what's that even supposed to mean??
8. i hate how colgate stays in your mouth after you've rinsed a hundred times, and forces you to taste nasty colgateness for the next 3 hours
9. i hate how colgate packages say "new great taste!" every single year, year after year, which means that 15 years ago they must have been selling poo in a tube.
10. i hate how 15 years ago, i was using colgate

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