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| 10:05 am, heading out to work
big essay due tomorrow : / which i havent started on
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| I fucking hate owls. Now I understand that may seem harsh, but to help
you understand my
pain I will explain why. I've only met or been in
close proximity to about 1 owl in my whole
life. This owl seems to want
to ruin the good name of all the other owls out there by
annoying the
hell out of me. Seeing as to how this is the only owl that I have ever
met or will
most likely ever meet, I don't really have a good
understanding of owl behavior other than
what I have observed from this
owl. By behavior I mean hooting(or whatever you call it)
for 5 straight
hours in the middle of the night causing me to relinquish any hopes of
catching
any zz's and forcing me to type this dumbass entry at this god
forsaken hour. I'm tempted to
go out to my backyard and shoot the
feathery spawn of satan with my airsoft but then I risk
waking up the
rest of the neighborhood. Anyways, good night.
My thoughts in picture form for you illiterate people.
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| I was studying at school today and im all into my work and I hear
this asian lady behind me annoying someone but I ignore it. A few
seconds later she comes up to me and she's crying, and she asks me to
punch holes in her paper with a hole puncher. And i'm like wtf?? and I
think to myself why doesn't she just do it herself. She tells me she
doesn't wanna do it because she doesn't wanna mess up the papers. So I
say "ok I'll do it for you."
Then it gets even weirder, she's got some obsessive compulsive
disoder and she has to have the paper line up just right. I punch a
stack with the hole to low and she starts whining about it because it
doesn't line up perfectly and wants me to do it again. I do it just to
get her the hell away from me. She leaves and the girl across from me
gives me a look like wtf just happened. I start on my work again.
I swear retarded people should be locked up. | | |
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