It's a wonderful day.Hey Guys. I'd say all of Ingham County Schools are closed right now. Guess where Stockbridge is? Ingham County. Oh yes. Me and my mom almost left for school before Stockbridge ever popped up. Since yeah. Mr. Brown, our superintendent dude who calls the snow days, is retard and waits until every other surrounding school is closed before he decides to close Stockbridge. He's a retard. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! -this is my sound of joy. and what a joyous morning it is... beside a few setbacks, my plan to destroy the earth is all in order, so it is a joyous morning. Setback #1: It's so cold. It took me twenty minutes to get out of bed. Setback #2: I only had enough time for a short shower. My hair is now only shampoed. No time for conditioner on this day of Wednesday. Setback #3: It's so cold outside. I knew I would have to traverse the treacherous lands to reach my destination of the passenger seat eventually. That's a problem. Setback #4: 6:20am. It should be a snowday. The wind is practically tearing down my house. The blanket covering over my window won't hold. The wind plows through it and freezes my room into icecles. I have to rescue k from the freezing house! only not... Setback #5: 6:20am. I get online. There's a list the size of mars for all the schools closed in Ingham County. I search and search.... but there is no "Stockbridge Community Schools" to be found. Anywhere. BUT! This is no problem. I know that Stockbridge always comes up last because Mr. Brown is a retard So! I'll just go to school. And it'll most likely be closed. AND MY PLAN TO DESTROY THE WORLD WILL BE COMPLETE!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! umm. only not at all. I was actually thinking AND Stockbridge will have a snow day! and I'll pretend to be all like, "Oh darn, I'm so sorry moma for making you drive me so early." when really I'm thinking "NOW I CAN DESTROY THE WORLD!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!" Only not. I'm actually thinking "NOW I CAN WALK TO DOUGIEPIE'S HOUSE AND SPEND THE DAY THERE!!!!!!!!!!!! ...if I don't freeze to death before I get there.... YAY!!!!! I'll just call home and be like, "moma, it ended up being a snowday. And so you don't have to drive in the terrible weather I'll just walk to Doug's house and spend the day there." and it would be a cool happy day!!! Setback #6: So I was all happy and everything right. Because there was a good chance of having a goood Doug-filled day. And then my mom gets back online a second before we leave. Still no Stockbridge. THEN. She refreshes the page! and, alas, Stockbridge Community Schools --> Closed My plan has been ruined. I was also most likely saved from aquiring a deadly illness as well. so It's all good. It's all goood. Setback #7: DougiePie is pmsing. Now this IS a problem of sorts... I definately do not want him to be a girl. That would be very depressing. I might just have to turn gay. | 
