Hi everyone. Just thought I would update again since it's been awhile. Well, this week really hasn't been great for me. I was in the hospital for a few days this week with a staph infection. (For people who don't know, that's an infection that enters the bloodstream.) Anyway, a knot has formed on my lower abdomen and it is extremely painful, so hopefully it will be healed up soon. However, since I was in the hospital and missed a class, guess what... I got kicked out of my class for missing too much school. Yeah, it sucks, but what can ya do? I just hate it cause' that was a big waste of time and money, but I guess everything happens for a reason.
Anyway, onto something more pbeat...My mom found some funny lil' songs ~n~ stuff, so I thought I would put them on here for your enjoyment!  Leave me eprops and comments and let me know what ya think. 
Season's Greetings
Money's short. Times are hard. Here's your shittin' Christmas Card.
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE. EVERYBODY FELT SHITTY, EVEN THE MOUSE.
MOM AT THE WHOREHOUSE AND DAD SMOKING GRASS. I'D JUST SETTLED DOWN FOR A NICE PIECE OF ASS.
WHEN OUT ON THE LAWN I HEARD SUCH A CLATTER. I SPRUNG FROM MY PIECE TO SEE WHAT WAS THE MATTER.
THEN OUT ON THE LAWN I SAW A BIG DICK. I KNEW IN A MOMENT IT MUST BE SAINT NICK.
HE CAME DOWN THE CHIMNEY LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL. I KNOEW IN A MOMENT THE SUCKER HAD FELL.
HE FILLED ALL OUR STOCKINGS WITH PRETZELS AND BEER. AND A BIG RUBBER DICK FOR MY BROTHER, THE QUEER.
HE ROSE UP THE CHIMNEY WITH A THUNDEROUS FART. THE SON OF A BITCH BLEW THE CHIMNEY APART.
HE SWORE AND HE CURSED AS HE RODE OUT OF SIGHT. PISS ON YOU ALL AND HAVE A HELL OF A NIGHT.
The Ballad Of The Bobbit Hillbillies
(Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies Theme)
Come and listen to my story of a man named John. A poor ex-marine with a little fraction gone. It seems one night after gettin' with the wife. She lopped off his schlong with the swipe of a knife. (Penis, that is.) (Clean cut, missed his nuts.)
Well the next thing you know there's a gunsu by his side. And Lorena's in the car takin' Willie for a ride. She soon got tired of her purple headed friend. And tossed him out the window as she rounded the bend. (Curve, that is.) (Pricker shrubs, wheel hubs.)
She went to the cops and confessed the attack. And they called out the hounds just to get his weenie back. They sniffed and they barked and they pointed "over there", to John Wayne's henry that was waving in the air. (Found, that is.) (By a fence, evidence.)
Now peter and John couldn't stay apart too long. So a dick doc said "Hey, I can fix your dong". "A needle and thread is all you're gonna need". And the whole world waited till' they heard that Johnny peed. (Whizzed, that is.) (Even seam, straight stream.)
Well, he healed and he hardened and he took his case to court. With a cockeyed lawyer since his assets came up short. They cleared her of assault and acquitted him of rape. And his pecker was the only thing they didn't show on tape. (Video, that is.) (Unexposed, case closed.)
Hope ya enjoy it peeps!!! 
~Katrina  | 
But at least I feel better. I won't go into anymore detail than that. 
Doesn't it sound like so much fun?! 
hehehe... I'll write more laterz....
It burned sooooo bad, and I couldn't sit down for 15-20mins. cause' it hurt so bad. So now I'm on a medication for the infection and the lovely Vicodin for pain. 
So now that I've been taking that, this is how I feel.... 
Yup, I'm just like...whateva. 
OUCH!!! So that's been killin' me all day. (Oh, and for those of you that don't know, I work for a home health agency...just to fill ya in. 
That turned out to be a good thing though...Around 7:30 tonight, I began to become alive and got a burst of energy, so we had a great night at school. I got to bond with my excellent classmates. There's only 10 people in my class and we've been together for 3mos. now, so we're starting to feel like one big happy family. 
So, for your viewing pleasure...me and my amazing other half...love ya dear!!! 
