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| LosersI can't believe some of you people still use xanga. I haven't used xanga in so long that I forgot how to make a new entry.
::thumbs down:: for all of you guys! muhahahaha
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| Congratulations to the "Fearless" Etas.
#41 Binh "Romeo" Nguyen
#42 Dzu "Contra" Le
#43 John "Inside Man" Lee <---- my lil bro
#44 Brian "Gravity" Lee
#45 Davey "S7evin" Chin
#46 Albert "Punk'D" Kim
#47 Johnny "Mandalay" Huynh
Welcome to the family.
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| Grimey dudeFUCK! The grimiest little 8 year old approached me today. Here's how it goes:
:: I'm walking outta a convenience store and this little kid follows me::
Little kid: Hey!
:: As I'm opening my car door::
Me: Whassup?
:: I step into the car and sit down, he comes over and stands between me and the door, preventing me from shutting it::
Little Kid: Gimme a quarter
:: I'm thinking to myself, this is the rudest little prick I've ever met::
Me: Nah man, I gotta go
:: After I said that, I saw his eyes glare up as he sees my coin box::
:: He tries reaching toward the coinbox without saying anything::
:: I'm like... is this kid fucking serious??! So I slap his hand before he gets to the coins ::
Me: Dude... get the fuck away from my car, I gotta go.
:: I then realize that this dude could potentially give me a huge dent on the side of my door after I close it, so I give him his quarter. After I give him the quarter, he's still standing there, and all of a sudden, he tries reaching towards my coinbox again!! ::
Me: Oh my fucking god... get the fuck away from my car!!! You got your damn quarter!
Little Kid: Give me more.
Me: Nah yo, I need that shit.
Little Kid: For what?
Me: What the fuck do you wanna know for?! It's for toll.
:: He stands there puzzled, and I know the kid has no clue what a toll is.
:: At this point, I'm tired of wasting my time with this kid ::
Me: Son, you're the grimiest motherfucker I've ever met::
:: I push him outta my door's path, and slam my door. He walks away, and I get my ass outta there before he decides to chuck a rock at my car. ::
Ever since the kid saw my coinbox, his eyes were fixated on the fucking coins. Everytime I said something or he responded, he never made eye contact with me whatsoever.
Now I know I'm a nice guy, if it was any other person who asked me politely and didn't reach for my coinbox, I might have given them $1.00 in coins. But this little douche... was so damn rude. I don't get how parents could possibly let their children turn out this way. If this kid had been my age, I probably would've elbowed the kid in his face while he was standing next to me. If his parents were there, I would've walked over to them and elbowed them in the face.
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| GrandmaDamn. My grandmother just passed away. My grandparents on my mother's side both passed away within a few months. I feel bad for my mom, and nostalgia has kicked in again.
But that's life, you live and you die. We only have one lifetime, and we all gotta make the best of it.
I wish I had had the chance to see her again before she passed away.
RIP Grandma.
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| Pet peeves of drivingMy pet peeves of driving behavior:
1. Right of way. Whichever vehicle gets to the intersection first, is the first vehicle who has the right of way to go. Many times, I see fucktards who just tailgate the car in front of them and try to make their way through. One day when I'm in a really bad mood, I will just ram you from the side.
2. Highbeams. See that little blue light somewhere on your gauge cluster (where it shows how fast you're going and how much gas you have left)? That means your high beams are on. You are blinding oncoming traffic and the car in front of you!!! Turn them off! On a bad day, I will slam on my brakes in front of you.
3. Steady speed limit. If I'm going 75mph, don't pass me unless you plan on maintaining a faster speed.
4. Drivers on cell phones. If you suck at multi-tasking in the first place, don't drive and use your cell phone. At least get a headset. The worst part is that when people honk at you for your screwup because you were on the phone, and you get pissed and start yelling back. I'll take that cell phone you're on, and beat the shit out of you with it.
5. How about some common courtesy? If you approach a set of red lights, and my car is trying to enter the the road from an interersecting street, let me go. Don't pile up on the cars in front of you and block me in. You'll end up looking like an idiot.
6. Yield at rotaries/round abouts. Self explanatory. I'll charge at you with my car around the rotary..
7. People who signal, but only microseconds before they turn. Typically these fools sit in the front row of a traffic queue at the
lights in a lane which is assigned for straight ahead or turn left.
They wait for a nice long queue of cars to build up behind them, and
then when the lights go green, on comes the signal. Now everyone who
is in the lane to go straight ahead has to wait for this person to
clear their path. They in turn have to wait for a gap in the oncoming
traffic. They never seem to think that perhaps if they'd been
signaling while stationary, then that row of irate, shouting drivers
behind them could have been avoided...... Otherwise, wait one day where I'll switch over to the next lane, and as I'm passing you, I'll throw a super-sized, cup-full of soda at your car.
8. People who ignore your signals. These types always believe that they own the road, and that no other
road user can possibly mean it when they start to indicate.
Consequently, whether you are indicating for 30 seconds or 30 minutes,
they will not allow you to change lanes, or maneuver as you're
intending. Instead, they hog their own precious little bit of road as
it you are somehow challenging their right to live by wanting to change
lanes. If you won't let me switch, I'll ram into the side of your car and hope that you'll hit the car next to you. I'll speed off thereafter with an evil laughter.
9. Idiots slowing down to look at accidents on the shoulder. Hey, remember when you were stuck in that traffic 5 miles back? Yeah, the same thing is happening to me 10 miles back now. Please proceed; you're like that deer who crosses the road and just sits there staring at oncoming, bright headlights. I hope you'll be part of the next accident when you rear end the car in front of you.
10. Left lane hoggers. If you're driving the speed limit, don't be in it. If you're not passing cars, don't be in it. If there's a car behind you tailgating along with 10 other cars, don't be in it. All you have to do is switch over to the right/middle lane. You people are the reason why highways have become an obstacle course of cars weaving across 4 lanes of traffic causing accidents. Ultimatley, traffic is caused by you. Anything bad that can possibly happen to a person, I hope it happens to you.
These are merely a few of the annoyances I have when I'm driving, but also the major ones.
If you have any objections to these rants, then all I have to say is that YOU ARE WRONG AND I AM RIGHT.
If any of you are quilty of any of these points, I hate you.
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