one sunny day when the sky was blue and there only a few specks of cotton candy, Faith and Hope walked along the river. "what the h*** am i going to do about my life, Hope?" asked Faith. "why is it so hard to find a stupid good doctor?" " A stupid good doctor?" asked Hope. "Whatever, that's not the point." said Faith. "i went to a stupid chinese doctor so many times and he massages and cracks my leg so many times but nooo. my ankle wont heal. my muscles wont heal. so i go to another stupid massage doctor and she massages and cracks my leg so many times but nooo. my ankle wont heal. my muscles wont heal. all i want is to find a really good doctor who can tell me WHEN this stupid thing will heal, WHY this stupid thing is happening, HOW he is going to help me, and WHETHER i should continue doing physical activities which might lengthen the time taken to heal! is it so hard to do that? but nooo. they all have to speak stupid chinese. how am i supposed to scold them in chinese?" "Oh dear," says Hope. " what the h**** are you going to do about NAFA?" "how the h**** am i supposed to know? why cant you tell me, you stupid girl." Faith is angry. very angry. and when Faith gets angry, she gets angry. so Hope trembles and says "well, you have Faith!" "Faith?! faith in what? i put my faith in those blimey doctors and all they gave me was amothrapy oils! what is the use of giving my aromatherophydbngks oils? i cant even spell it! " "and i have exams in two weeks! i barely even started studying. i dont even know what im doing by the river talking to you. why am i talking to you? why am i at the river? this is getting very suspiciousy. " Faith continued relentlessly. "shike, im getting very blasted off. i need some ice-cream. Banana chocolate chip, to be precise." Hope realises Faith's mood is getting better thinking of ice-cream, so she tries to cheer her up saying "i can always give you hope, too!" Faith explodes and jumps two feet up in the air. "hope? hope is disgusting! hope is fantasy! hope is gibberish! hope is not guaranteed. i need a warrant. i need a guarantee. how dare you suggest giving me hope." so Faith is so incensed she pushes Hope into the river. She drowns and dies. after realising Hope was dead, Faith was so depressed that she had noone to walk home with her that she didnt even eat her banana-chocolate chip ice-cream in the end. morale of the story: you cannot put your faith in men (esp. doctors) but only in God, you cannot hope in yourself or in things of the world but only hope in the Glory of God, and to never make me angry, esp when you're near water. Also, i should start studying for exams right now. Banana choc chip is good for the soul, too. try it. |