from THe Dilbert Blog:Two Southern ladies, Maribelle and AnneMarie, were sitting on the
porch drinking mint juleps. They have the following conversation, best
imagined with an upscale Southern drawl:
Maribelle: AnneMarie, do you see this huge diamond ring?
AnneMarie: Yes.
Maribelle: My husband bought this for me.
AnneMarie: Isn’t that special.
Maribelle: Do you see that Jaguar in the parking lot?
AnneMarie: Yes.
Maribelle: My husband bought that for me.
AnneMarie: Isn’t that special.
Maribelle: And you know that mansion I live in?
AnneMarie: Yes.
Maribelle: My husband bought that for me.
AnneMarie: Isn’t that special.
Maribelle: What did your husband buy for you, AnneMarie?
AnneMarie: My husband sent me to finishing school.
That’s where I learned to say, “Isn’t that special” instead of “fuck you.” | 
