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Country: United States
State: Illinois
Birthday: 9/16/1987
Gender: Male
Interests: bowling, video games, things of little importance
Expertise: Making intelligent observations and making incorrect, badly supported assumptions...
Occupation: Student
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2/7/2003
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| You know, I tried to post a thing or two here the other day (the other day being months ago). God dang Xanga is poop, though...
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| Home on Friday night, woohoo!
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| Two things:
1. Jose is nuts.
2. Jose has a lot of time on his hands.
Considering these things, I've decided to go ahead and see how my ranking of NBA teams based on just feeling who goes where compares to one in which I rank each team based on the total points there players get. Each player gets a rating from 1 to 5, with 5 being a player I love and 1 being like Chris Webber (or a name I've honestly never heard before). Gut/original team ranking will be in parentheses next to the team name, no ties though (original ranks serve as tiebreakers). Also take into account that some teams only have 14 players, so if you took the average instead of the total this'd be different. I'd done that originally but I got lazy, so I'll stick with this. One notably hurt team would be the Jazz. Also, these rosters aren't entirely up-to-date, but they're close. Thursday, I think? Around there. This'll take a while, which means it'll be a good time...
1. Chicago Bulls (1)
Malik Allen - 4
Martynas Andriuskevicius - 3
Andre Barrett - 3
P.J. Brown - 3
Luol Deng - 5
Chris Duhon - 5
Ben Gordon - 4
Adrian Griffin - 3
Kirk Hinrich - 5
Viktor Khryapa - 4
Andres Nocioni - 5
Thabo Sefolosha - 4
Michael Sweetney - 4
Tyrus Thomas - 4
Ben Wallace - 1
Total: 57
2. San Antonio Spurs (2)
Brent Barry - 5
Matt Bonner - 3
Bruce Bowen - 1
Jackie Butler - 2
Tim Duncan - 5
Francisco Elson - 2
Michael Finley - 2
Manu Ginobili - 5
Robert Horry - 4
Fabricio Oberto - 3
Tony Parker - 3
Beno Udrih - 2
Jacque Vaughn - 2
James White - 2
Eric Williams - 2
Total: 43
3. Houston Rockets (4)
Rafer Alston - 3
Shane Battier - 4
Chuck Hayes - 2
Luther Head - 5
Juwan Howard - 2
John Lucas III - 1
Tracy McGrady - 4
Dikembe Mutumbo - 4
Steve Novak - 2
Scott Padgett - 2
Kirk Snyder - 2
Vassilis Spanoulis - 1
Bob Sura - 4
Bonzi Wells - 4
Yao Ming - 3
Total: 43
4. Cleveland Cavaliers (8)
Shannon Brown - 2
Daniel Gibson - 1
Drew Gooden - 3
Larry Hughes - 4
Zydrunas Ilgauskas - 2
LeBron James - 5
Damon Jones - 3
Dwayne Jones - 1
Donyell Marshall - 4
Ira Newble - 2
Aleksandar Pavlovic - 4
Scot Pollard - 3
Eric Snow - 4
Anderson Varejao - 2
David Wesley - 3
Total: 43
5. Orlando Magic (11)
Trevor Ariza - 2
Carlos Arroyo - 2
James Augustine - 3
Tony Battie - 3
Keith Bogans - 3
Travis Diener - 2
Keyon Dooling - 3
Pat Garrity - 3
Grant Hill - 3
Dwight Howard - 4
Darko Milicic - 3
Jameer Nelson - 3
Bo Outlaw - 3
J.J. Redick - 3
Hedo Turkoglu - 3
Total: 43
6. Phoenix Suns (19)
Marcus Banks - 3
Leandro Barbosa - 4
Raja Bell - 4
Pat Burke - 3
Boris Diaw - 3
James Jones - 2
Jumaine Jones - 2
Shawn Marion - 5
Sean Marks - 2
Steve Nash - 1
Eric Piatkowski - 4
Jalen Rose - 4
Amare Stoudemire - 3
Kurt Thomas - 3
Total: 43
7. Utah Jazz (6)
Rafael Araujo - 1
Carlos Boozer - 3
Ronnie Brewer - 3
Dee Brown - 4
Jarron Collins - 2
Derek Fisher - 4
Gordan Giricek - 4
Matt Harpring - 4
Andrei Kirilenko - 5
C.J. Miles - 1
Paul Millsap - 2
Mehmet Okur - 3
Roger Powell - 2
Deron Williams - 4
Total: 42
8. Dallas Mavericks (14)
Maurice Ager - 2
Jose Barea - 1
Greg Buckner - 3
Austin Croshere - 2
Erick Dampier - 1
DeSagana Diop - 2
Devean George - 3
Devin Harris - 3
Josh Howard - 4
Didier Ilunga-Mbenga - 3
Anthony Johnson - 3
Pops Mensah-Bonsu - 3
Dirk Nowitzki - 3
Jerry Stackhouse - 3
Jason Terry - 5
Total: 40
9. Los Angeles Lakers (13)
Kwame Brown - 1
Kobe Bryant - 5
Andrew Bynum - 3
Brian Cook - 3
Maurice Evans - 2
Jordan Farmar - 1
Aaron McKie - 3
Chris Mihm - 3
Lamar Odom - 4
Smush Parker - 2
Vladimir Radmanovic - 2
Ronny Turiaf - 1
Sasha Vujacic - 2
Luke Walton - 5
Shammond WIlliams - 1
Total: 38
10. Memphis Grizzlies (18)
Chucky Atkins - 3
Brian Cardinal - 2
Pau Gasol - 4
Rudy Gay - 3
Alexander Johnson - 2
Dahntay Jones - 3
Eddie Jones - 4
Tarence Kinsey - 1
Kyle Lowry - 2
Mike Miller - 4
Lawrence Roberts - 1
Damon Stoudamire - 3
Stromile Swift - 1
Jake Tsakalidis - 3
Hakim Warrick - 2
Total: 38
11. New Orleans Hornets (12)
Hilton Armstrong - 2
Brandon Bass - 3
Rasual Butler - 3
Tyson Chandler - 4
Bobby Jackson - 1
Marc Jackson - 2
Linton Johnson III - 3
Desmond Mason - 3
Jannero Pargo - 4
Chris Paul - 2
Cedric Simmons - 2
Peja Stojakovic - 4
Marcus Vinicius - 1
David West - 3
Total: 37
12. Toronto Raptors (9)
Andrea Bargnani - 3
Chris Bosh - 4
Jose Calderon - 3
T.J. Ford - 2
Jorge Garbajosa - 3
Joey Graham - 2
Kris Humphries - 2
Fred Jones - 3
Darrick Martin - 1
Rasho Nesterovic - 3
Anthony Parker - 2
Morris Peterson - 4
Uros Slokar - 1
Pape Sow - 2
P.J. Tucker - 1
Total: 36
13. Charlotte Bobcats (10)
Alan Anderson - 2
Primoz Brezec - 3
Matt Carroll - 3
Melvin Ely - 2
Raymond Felton - 2
Othella Harrington - 4
Walter Hermann - 1
Ryan Hollins - 1
Brevin Knight - 5
Sean May - 1
Adam Morrison - 1
Emeka Okafor - 2
Bernard Robinson - 2
Jake Voskuhl - 2
Gerald Wallace - 5
Total: 36
14. Miami Heat (3)
Earl Barron - 2
Michael Doleac - 2
Udonis Haslem - 3
Robert Hite - 1
Jason Kapono - 2
Alonzo Mourning - 1
Shaquille O'Neal - 5
Gary Payton - 2
James Posey - 3
Chris Quinn - 1
Wayne Simien - 2
Dwyane Wade - 5
Antoine Walker - 1
Jason Williams - 3
Dorell Wright - 2
Total: 35
15. Atlanta Hawks (7)
Esteban Batista - 2
Cedric Bozeman - 1
Josh Childress - 2
Speedy Claxton - 4
Matt Freije - 2
Royal Ivey - 2
Joe Johnson - 4
Solomon Jones - 1
Tyronn Lue - 1
Zaza Pachulia - 3
Josh Smith - 5
Salim Stoudamire - 2
Marvin Williams - 2
Shelden Williams - 2
Lorenzen Wright - 2
Total: 35
16. Denver Nuggets (29)
Carmelo Anthony - 1
Earl Boykins - 2
Marcus Camby - 3
Yakhouba Diawara - 1
Reggie Evans - 2
Julius Hodge - 2
DerMarr Johnson - 3
Linas Kleiza - 1
Kenyon Martin - 1
Andre Miller - 4
Eduardo Najera - 5
Nene - 3
Jamal Sampson - 1
J.R. Smith - 4
Joe Smith - 2
Total: 35
17. Philadelphia 76ers (5)
Rodney Carney - 3
Samuel Dalembert - 2
Willie Green - 2
Alan Henderson - 3
Steven Hunter - 2
Andre Iguodala - 5
Allen Iverson - 5
Bobby Jones - 2
Kyle Korver - 3
Ivan McFarlin - 1
Kevin Ollie - 2
Shavlik Randolph - 1
Steven Smith - 1
Chris Webber - 1
Louis Williams - 1
Total: 34
18. Los Angeles Clippers (15)
Elton Brand - 4
Sam Cassell - 3
Paul Davis - 1
Daniel Ewing - 2
Chris Kaman - 3
Yaroslav Korolev - 2
Shaun Livingston - 4
Corey Maggette - 2
Cuttino Mobley - 3
Zeljko Rebraca - 3
Quinton Ross - 2
James Singleton - 2
Tim Thomas - 2
Aaron Williams - 1
Total: 34
19. Seattle Supersonics (20)
Ray Allen - 4
Nick Collison - 3
Desmon Farmer - 1
Danny Fortson - 2
Mickael Gelabale - 2
Andreas Glyniadakis - 1
Rashard Lewis - 3
Johan Petro - 2
Luke Ridnour - 2
Mouhamed Sene - 3
Robert Swift - 2
Earl Watson - 3
Chris Wilcox - 2
Damien Wilkins - 2
Mike Wilks - 2
Total: 34
20. Portland Trailblazers (23)
LaMarcus Aldridge - 3
Dan Dickau - 2
Juan Dixon - 2
Stephen Graham - 2
Jarrett Jack - 3
Raef LaFrentz - 2
Jamaal Magloire - 2
Darius Miles - 1
Travis Outlaw - 2
Joel Przybilla - 3
Zach Randolph - 3
Sergio Rodriguez - 2
Brandon Roy - 3
Ime Udoka - 2
Martell Webster - 2
Total: 34
21. Golden State Warriors (25)
Matt Barnes - 2
Andris Biedrins - 2
Zarko Cabarkapa - 3
Baron Davis - 4
Ike Diogu - 2
Mike Dunleavy - 1
Monta Ellis - 2
Adonal Foyle - 1
Keith McLeod - 3
Troy Murphy - 2
Patrick O'Bryant - 2
Mickael Pietrus - 3
Jason Richardson - 3
Anthony Roberson - 1
Dajuan Wagner - 2
Total: 33
22. Sacramento Kings (16)
Shareef Abdur-Rahim - 3
Ron Artest - 4
Mike Bibby - 2
Quincy Douby - 2
Francisco Garcia - 1
Jason Hart - 3
Kevin Martin - 3
Brad Miller - 4
Vitaly Potapenko - 2
Ronnie Price - 1
John Salmons - 2
Maurice Taylor - 1
Kenny Thomas - 3
Corliss Williamson - 1
Total: 32
23. Minnesota Timberwolves (22)
Mark Blount - 2
Ricky Davis - 2
Randy Foye - 2
Kevin Garnett - 3
Eddie Griffin - 3
Trenton Hassell - 4
Troy Hudson - 1
Mike James - 3
Marko Jaric - 4
Mark Madsen - 3
Rashad McCants - 1
Justin Reed - 1
Craig Smith - 1
Bracey Wright - 1
Total: 31
24. Washington Wizards (24)
Gilbert Arenas - 3
Andray Blatche - 1
Calvin Booth - 2
Caron Butler - 4
Antonio Daniels - 3
Jarvis Hayes - 2
Brendan Haywood - 1
Antawn Jamison - 1
James Lang - 1
Roger Mason - 3
Michael Ruffin - 2
Darius Songaila - 4
DeShawn Stevenson - 2
Donell Taylor - 1
Etan Thomas - 1
Total: 31
25. Indiana Pacers (26)
Darrell Armstrong - 5
Maceo Baston - 3
Marquis Daniels - 2
Jeff Foster - 2
Danny Granger - 3
Orien Greene - 2
Al Harrington - 2
David Harrison - 2
Stephen Jackson - 1
Sarunas Jasikevicius - 3
Rawle Marshall - 1
Jermaine O'Neal - 2
Josh Powell - 1
Jamaal Tinsley - 1
Shawne Williams - 1
Total: 31
26. Boston Celtics (21)
Tony Allen - 2
Ryan Gomes - 3
Gerald Green - 2
Al Jefferson - 3
Michael Olowokandi - 1
Kendrick Perkins - 2
Paul Pierce - 3
Leon Powe - 1
Theo Ratliff - 3
Allan Ray - 1
Rajon Rondo - 2
Brian Scalabrine - 1
Wally Szczerbiak - 2
Sebastian Telfair - 1
Delonte West - 3
Total: 30
27. New York Knicks (27)
Renaldo Balkman - 2
Kelvin Cato - 3
Mardy Collins - 2
Jamal Crawford - 4
Eddy Curry - 2
Steve Francis - 1
Channing Frye - 3
Jerome James - 1
Jared Jeffries - 2
David Lee - 3
Stephon Marbury - 1
Quentin Richardson - 3
Nate Robinson - 1
Malik Rose - 2
Total: 30
28. Milwaukee Bucks (17)
Charlie Bell - 3
Steve Blake - 3
Andrew Bogut - 2
Dan Gadzuric - 2
Lynn Greer - 1
Ersan Ilyasova - 1
Damir Markota - 1
Chris McCray - 1
David Noel - 1
Ruben Patterson - 2
Michael Redd - 3
Bobby Simmons - 2
Brian Skinner - 2
Charlie Villanueva - 2
Maurice Williams - 3
Total: 29
29. Detroit Pistons (28)
Chauncey Billups - 1
Will Blalock - 2
Dale Davis - 2
Carlos Delfino - 2
Ronald Dupree - 2
Richard Hamilton - 1
Lindsey Hunter - 3
Amir Johnson - 2
Jason Maxiell - 2
Antonio McDyess - 2
Nazr Mohammed - 3
Ronald Murray - 1
Tayshaun Prince - 3
Rasheed Wallace - 3
Total: 29
30. New Jersey Nets (30)
Hassan Adams - 1
Josh Boone - 2
Vince Carter - 1
Jason Collins -1
Eddie House - 2
Mile Ilic - 1
Richard Jefferson - 1
Jason Kidd - 2
Nenad Krstic - 2
Jeff McInnis - 1
Mikki Moore - 3
Bostjan Nachbar - 3
Clifford Robinson - 1
Marcus Williams - 3
Antoine Wright - 1
Total: 25
Alright. That took a long time. Man I'm ridiculous. Here's some fast facts:
- 13 teams moved up, 12 moved down, 5 stayed the same (including 1, 30)
- Denver had the biggest gain
- Philly fell the most
Denver is only up there because of the way my number system is set up. If I were using a system that went from -5 to 5, Carmelo Anthony would get -5. But giving him a 1 is what this system compels me to do. whatever. Enjoy. (If you want)
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