I learned some things while vacationing (in the order they come to mind):
1) The Grand Canyon is just a big, hot hole in the ground.
2) London Bridge is not falling down. I walked all over it. It is quite steady.
3) Death Valley is hot...REALLY HOT.
4) Don't go to seaworld on a cloudy day.
5) If you do go to seaworld on a cloudy day...don't get wet.
6) Mexico is best seen form America.
7) Mexican food near PLU is best seen once...or not at all.
8) Hyponatremia isn't fun.
9) Avoid Indian Reservations in non-PL280 states. Trust me...they ARE corrupt.
10) If you have to go into an Indian Reservation in a non-PL280 state, bring something bribeworthy.

Most things said about Nats were true. I must concur. Congrats to all (you know who you are ). I had fun, I hope you did too...I have to go...need to research something...

I believe we should institute a fat tax. We will either say:
A) All people who are clinically obese will have to pay $10 for ever pound they weigh above their maximum healthy weight.
B) $10 per pound.

This will increase government revenue while decreasing obesity in our country.