just cause my wife HAPPENED to be featured in the upcoming July issue of GQ...here are preview pics:

















i love when haters are all "she has a body of a 12 year old boy!"
seriously?  if 12 year old boys looked like that and worked it as hard as she does...there'd be plenty more gays out there.

Of course, with my luck, things don't go as planned...

Gisele was at Saks today to sign and promote Dolce & Gabbana's new scent, The One.
Definitely worth the wait.  But I hate those Saks fuckers.  Since time was short, they wouldn't let me take a pic with her!!!!!!ASDFASDFASDFASDF fuck.faces.

But I guess it was cool cause the line I was on was where Gisele made her entrance so she walked right in front of me AND she looked at me and waved and greeted me. <3  THEN a second time while I was waiting on the line and she was signing, she looks up and looks at me and waves with excitement.  Tom Brady is going down.



Tall. Beautiful. Gorgeous. Amazing. Orgasmic.  I die.
Seriously in person, she is...*drool.  My heart was literally pounding out of my chest.  Make fun all you want, you just wait till you get to meet your love.

She is SO bloody friendly and nice and kind.  You just die after you meet her.







Before I go up to meet her and get my bottle signed (oh yea, i bought the $62 bottle of The One, which is a woman's perfume, just to get it autographed.  It smells good, but no guy should wear it.), I try to get this fat ass bitch to take a picture for me...she says no her hands are full.  How rude and selfish can you be?  Old cow needs to be drop kicked in the neck.  AND the damn Saks workers rejected my pleads to take a picture of me and Gisele.  The worst.

So I go up, all flustered that I have no one to take a pic of us and lookin like a hot mess.  She asks how i am with her sexy Brazilian accent.  I respond with the hugest loserish grin on my face "I'm gooood how are youuuu?" (God I need a 'how to interact with celebs' 101 class)  Then part of it was a blur and I just remember me saying "You are so gorgeous" in a creepy stalkerish tone.  She looks up and gives me a big genuine smile and says awwww thank youuuu!  I then ask if I can take a picture with her, but she says "sorry they won't allow it anymore! :("  I love how life is so awesome.  So instead I just take a pic of her before I left.  Gisele is definitely the type to talk to fans and would sign autographs and take pics on the streets.  Time to live in the meat packing district...



These pics may not be great, but trust me when I say she was the most gorgeous person in the world.
Here's what she signed:


Caption: Kiss, Gisele

I'd pay for another bottle of perfume that I won't use just to do it again.

Oh and here are professional HQ paparazzi pics:



Edit:
Little did I know...she did a mini interview before she came out to meet and greet.  I didn't have to ask about what to expect in Brazil!!!

The press release for The One says it's made for the "ultimate diva." Are you a diva?
What do you think? No, really, when Domenico and Stefano called me about this project, they said they were looking for a strong, confident woman—someone who's comfortable in her own skin and sexy, but not too sexy, because there's a fine line. This woman, she's more glamorous than me, but I felt flattered that they still think of me as "the one" after having worked together for ten years.

What do you think of the fragrance?
I really love it, but my sisters will be very upset if I get home without one for each of them. I'm going home now for my holiday and they'll kick me out of the house if I don't have them.

What's the best place in Brazil for a holiday?
Brazil is an amazing country. For parties, I'd say go to Rio. São Paulo is like New York City, but bigger. If you want to eat, go there—it has great restaurants. If you want to chill, go to the north. The south, where I'm from, is not so touristy. When you go to Brazil, you feel at home, welcome. It's not like going to England, where no one looks at you. I remember the first time I was there, I was like, they don't like me. I was 16. No one wanted to give me a hug. In Brazil, everybody hugs everybody. It's just a different culture.

How did it feel to open the Dior show?
I have never been so nervous in my entire life. I kept saying, "Can anyone help, can anyone go before me? I don't want to be the first one." John [Galliano] is another amazing designer. It was very exciting for me. I could barely breathe. The whole time I was walking—it was 150 meters—I was thinking, God help me, just help me get to the end of this. And then I made it and I had to watch the show for half an hour. All the girls were nervous; it wasn't just me.

Speaking of comfort, or the lack thereof, how does that corset dress feel?
That's the cool thing about Dolce & Gabbana. They can make you look sexy without pain. You know how they say, No pain, no gain? That's not happening. Look, it's latex. I can eat cake; I can eat whatever I want.

What's your favorite Dolce & Gabbana piece?
I have a black bustier dress that's very typical of Dolce & Gabbana. The back is completely open; it's so sexy. From the front, it's just this black tube, but from the back, it's all open.

Elyse Yu

She's a triplet, and only 3 months old.

Koreans, specifically, need to step up and help this girl out.

Thanks.