Choose your own KadventureLast night you (me) ate at Houston’s at Jamboree and the 405. You order the roasted, double-cut pork chop. It was very tasty, but you only ate about half of it. Then you went to Yogert Land which you prefer to call “Yogert Man”. You did not order any yogert for yourself though your friend and two acquaintances pressure you to. You are quite a resolute fellow. So the night ends with you watching the other three people eat their yogert as they exchange accounts of encounters with sexual deviants and other perverts. Your friend throws in that you plan on attending seminary. The conversation dies.
The rest of the night is uneventful. You go home watch and episode of The Shield: season 1 and then head to bed. As you’re about to fall asleep, you remember that your leftovers are still in your car. You decide against placing it in the fridge, as you are often a lazy and procrastinating fellow.
The next day, your car is filled with aroma of pork…”hmmmmm…pork…=P~…”. You place the box of leftovers into the work fridge and ponder whether to eat it or not and if so, how to prepare it…
a) eat is cold – if you can do this with sushi, why not pork?
b) Nuke the same length of time you would any other food and hope that if kills whatever bacteria has grown overnight…
c) Nuke it until it resembles jerky. It will kill most of the micro-organisms, but will it denature any dangerous proteins?
d) Toss it out. Your health is more important!
What do you do? What do you do?!
Continued...
You are working and it is about 10:15 am, which means there is still at least 45 minutes until the time you normally take your lunch. You give in and run-walk to the breakroom. You rummage semi-franticially with your jittery hand (you believe you're a border-line diabetic or will be soon). You set the microwave oven for 6 minutes and pace. You try not to pay attention to the crappy skit about poker being taped in the breakroom. You can't take it... it's worse than having to watch an after-school special. You decide to take the food out with 2 minutes remaining and eat it outside. You survive.
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