captain's log, 

i got some email from xanga saying it misses me.. so who i am to judge.  what can i say.. happy new years, happy chinese new years, happy valentines day.. blah blah blah... love lost, love gain, friends come and go and people change except for my group of friends.. we're all here! some new but never old.. some bitch smashed into my truck while parked outside friends house and wrecked her nissan quest and now im getting paid treat my friends out to a round of shots.

songs to listen

madness - it must be love

if u want to watch movies stream i go here when im bored

www.vidics.com

Song of the Moment*  The Cranberries - Linger;  Guster - The sun shines down on me

its been awhile.. damn over a year.. alot of things to say about friendship, love, life, and the cure for various diseases mere mortals haven't found a solution for, but now isn't the time for that stuff.. so lets get the ball rolling shall we.  heres a funny find on the good ol' internet.  For all you love seekers out there this is how you aka "fumble the ball". 

HOW TO TREAT A LADY

1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes  and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (Or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say you better be. Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words "fuck you" and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition

8. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

9. Warm her up when she’s cold...and not by giving her your jacket... Then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

10. Take her to a party. When you get there she’ll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

11. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

12. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

13. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she’ll go crazy.

14. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

15. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

16. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

17. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

18. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.

19. If she is mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call; you are going to tell her a special surprise. Now shell be really excited. Now don't call.

20. Next time you are having sex, make sure you get off before she does, then get off her and leave. Girls love that.

Song of the Moment* Young Bloodz ft. Young Buck - Datz Me

Link of the Day*  i.. i.. i dont know how they got there..

man oh man!! lets see.. friday went to the Guinness party it was alright.. found out guinness is made of 4 ingredients: love, magic, heart, and soul.. and with their powers combined they make... me get drunk! something different for a change.. the next day, didn't do shit went to chucks pad.. looked at his dune buggy which was pretty cool.. called everyone up to see whats crackin.. we didn't want to do anything too wild you know.. and chuck just randomly said lets go to SD.. we were like fuck it lets go! haha so me, verbs, chuck, and carlo went on our spontaneous adventure.. left around 8:30pm got to my cousin's pad at 10pm.. (he lives in SD) he took us to Pacific Beach (or PB as the natives call it) we went to Tremors: HUGEEE place.. a sports bar.. walk to the side its a pool hall, then another bar, and then in the back its a 2 floor club with more bars.. nice place! drank some beer there.. "Blue Moon" $2 a pint.. (won the 2004 beer of the year award) taste like hef. and a "Eclipse" like a black and tan but guinness and blue moon

right there is just the smoking patio.. and its not even the whole patio

Next we went to Moon Doggies.. right next door pretty much.. $3 shots of jager.. get hammered.. we were just chillin outside sitting down drinkin.. i was staring at some nice lady's voluptuous hot ass as usual when all the sudden she sits down and starts chatting with us.. i was like aww mannnn she must've caught me staring at her ass with my rape eyes.. but she did not catch me but instead she got some of that "yellow fever" haha and was all up on carlo.. talking to him, playing with her hair.. and she looked like Paris Hilton.. but carlo was too twisted to do anything.. (i thought he was down for the barrio) but "outlook not so good." her friends pull her away from us slant eyes.. so we said fuck it lets go smoke some hookah!

picture of outside bar area with a romantic fireplace on the right (not pictured)

Chapter 3: hookah!! we leave pretty drunk.. walking to some hookah joint my cousin told us about.. we run into this black guy.. not just any black guy.. he had BLOND hair.. looked like Wesley Snipes from Demolition Man.. he was giving us props talkin about my asian niggas this and asian niggas that.. oh his name was "B-Lo" he saw some hot girls and tried to holler at them.. grabbed one of the girls hand.. didn't let go.. we were like umm lets fuckin go man haha went to hookah for an hour.. it was cool.. real mellow and far-out dude! haha left.. went to get burritos.. then i drove back, got back around 4:30am.. and knocked out with a big smile cause that was a fun spontanuous night.

thats what B-Lo looked like.. over-alls and all HAHAHA actually thats him not Wesley Snipes

Here is the Hook-kah place.. SINBAD

Song of the Moment* Jane Lui - Freddie Goodtime

Link of the Moment*  >>The Real Simpsons<<

i thought this was pretty funny and true.. thx entensity

Who's sexual innuendoes is it anyway? 

If MEN truly ran the world (Old, but pretty good)

1. Breaking up would be a lot easier.  A smack to the ass and a "Nice hustle, you'll get'em next time" would pretty much do it.

2. Birth control would come in ale or lager.

3. Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.

4. On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off to go drinking.  Mother's Day too.

5. St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same. But it would be celebrated every month.

6. Garbage would take itself out.

7. Regis and Kelly would be chained to a cement mixer and pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view event in  world history.

8. The only show opposite "Monday Night Football" would be "Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle".

9. Instead of "beer-belly", you'd get "beer-biceps".

10. Tanks would be far easier to rent.

11. Two words..."Ally McNaked".

12. When a cop gave you a ticket, every smart-aleck answer you responded with would actually reduce your fine.  As in:

      Cop:  "You know how fast you were going?"

      You:  "All I know is, I was spilling my beer all over the place."

      Cop:  "Nice one, That's $10.00 off".

13. People would never talk about how fresh they felt.

14. Daisy Duke shorts would never go out of style again.

15. Every man would get four, real Get Out of Jail Free cards per year.

16. Telephones would cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.

17. It would perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as you returned it the following day with a full tank of gas.

18. Instead of a fancy, expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said "You're #1!".

19. When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.

20. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed as an acceptable response to "I love you".

21. The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.

22. "Sorry I'm late, but I got wasted last night", would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.

23. At the end of the workday a whistle would blow and you would jump out of your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car like Fred Flintstone.

24. Lifeguards could remove citizens from beaches for violating the "public ugliness" ordinance.

25. Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards