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| WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.
2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.
5. WE DROP OUR 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR (WHICH WE'RE EATING EVEN THOUGH WE ARE NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY), PICK IT UP AND CARRY ON EATING IT
6.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.
7. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
8. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.
9. THE MAN WE'RE FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE OUR 5TH GRADE TEACHER.
10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND
SING OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING TO US.
11. OUR EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO WE KEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.
12. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
13. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING
US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.
14. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (er, or, the mop?)
15. WE START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY BUT..."
16. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.
17. OUR HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.
18. WE ARE TIRED SO WE JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER WE HAPPEN TO BE STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP. (OR AT A FOOTBALL STADIUM)
19. WE BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON OUR BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUT DOWN ON THE TIME WE'RE IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM OUR DRINK.
20. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
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| Well, today's mine and Ron's 6 months anniversary. One word: "WOW" lol. Thats like forever fo me. And today's The Sweetest Day, it's a holiday can you believe that? I didnt know that til kathy told me bout it. If you look on your calendar it'll be on there, I think. But anywayz.........yesterday me and hung out. We went and ate at Olive Garden. After that we went to the mall and went shopping. He bought me two new sneakers hehehe. But it was mah birthday present, yea he's a little late on that. After that we went back to his house and hung out there and watched that new disney movie Twitches or something like that with Tia and Tamia. After that he took me home. Then he called me around 12 and talked til like 2 in the mornin. That was the longest we've talked on the phone in monthes. That was the end of our night. And today he might be comin over in a little bit. And we're gonna hang out some more. So yea thats bout it. | | |
| *Updated* I'm updating becuz some people want me to *cough cough Trinh* lol I luv ya gurl. Well Friday went to my football game with Ron. FHS vs. Central. Central won 14-31. Me and ron left the game at half time cuz he had to go over to his g-ma's house to see her ebefore she leaves so yea. We went over there with his parents, g-ma's, uncle, and aunts. It wasnt weird for me the only thing I hate was greeting all the parents and g-ma's. Other than that i was alright. We ate there sat around and talked with the grown-up. After that we left and went back to his house and chilled there. Left around 11:30 cuz i had to be home. That was it for mah night. Saturday I baby-sat and watched college football with ron over the phone lol. And sunday didnt do anything just stayed home and watched t.v. This friday my schools gonna play again NORTH so yea definally goin to that game with Ron becuz he was dissin my school so yea I'm gonna compare that to my school. So yea you people better be goin! Its up at north. Betta see you there hehehe. aigth well bells bout to ring peace. *update on me and ron* We're still together and doin great! lol it's been 5 months already! Almost half of a year. holy shit lol. But I luv him!  | | |
| Wow, I havent written anything in here in forever! Well today I woke up talked to Heather for awhile and then talked to mah baby and we decided to go see Dukes of Hazzard, good movie. On our way there I just found out that he's gonna move into his new duplex on saturday and not sunday, and I just got sad. I was tryin so hard not to cry infront of him but that didnt work, I just had to look away. Even though he's only an hour and a half away it feels like he left the country. Where mah gurls at? lol So yea, after we saw the movie he took me back home and I just fell asleep most of the day. Right now just sittin in front of the computer bein bored, Ron's out over at his friends house drinkin of course, he's gonna spend the night over there. What else is new? Oh yea, SCHOOL!!! Go back to school in a week! I just want to go there and see all mah friends. Well that's bout it for now. Nighty nite | | |
| Well, today Ron came over and we had an awesome day. We went to the mall and stopped by Taco Bell on the way home. We laid around my house and played around. Then he left and I was sad. I miss him so much and I'm gonna miss him even more when he leaves fo college. | | |
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