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Thursday, October 09, 2008

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 04:13:10 GMT

my myspace profile is quite misleading... as so I've figured out today through this funny awkward situation. When I made my new profile, in the info section next to where you're supposed to have age, gender, location, I inputted "gender: trannie" just to have false info for fun. a few weeks later, I uploaded to my photos album this picture of this weird looking skinny long haired guy posing in a this, iono, ninja like way?

well some random stranger who came across my profile today was so confused, lol, my real default picture shows I'm female in there but the fake gender info and that one guy's picture made him think I was really a trannie, lol.

his message:

"hmm are u really a tranny?do you have tits?if so how big?just asking..u look like a girl in that pix but when i look at ur pix in myspace u're a guy. do u have a pussy or a penis just asking & no hard feeling.. "

rofl X 100

Monday, October 06, 2008

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 03:38:24 GMT

Purple contacts, I want youuuuu!!

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Sat, 20 Sep 2008 10:00:06 GMT

Michael's Tag Game Thingamabob

1. even though I have this blog account, I don't actually blog cus my life is so boring there's hardly any significant things to ever post about. this is more for me to read back in a few years so that I can laugh at myself at the little posts that I do make.

2. the stupidest thing I probably ever did as a 9 year old child was put deodorant all over my face just to entertain my friend. I just got some random 'Secret' bar from nearby in my home and covered my entire face with the shit. The more my friend was cracking up, the more I rubbed on, lol, I was such a douche, I seriously thought it wasn't a big deal back then xD

3. I have a thing for laundry. It's more of an enjoyment than a chore for me. I like the process of washing my clothes, like pouring in the detergent and watching the sudsy bubbles eat away the 'dirtyness' and the thought of fabric softener in the rinse cycle comforts me, *sigh, yeah, I'm a freak.

4. I don't intend to sound perverted or dirty minded but it just happens to be that the funnest forum that I read a lot lately is called "Your Dirtiest Secret". It's a thread where every 5th person who makes a post has to confess one of their secrets. It's pretty entertaining cus people whip out the funniest things ever, from past cousin crushes, elementary school days when they crapped in their pants, evil pranks they've done, strange fetishes, to traumatizing sex experiences, lol. It's somewhat ironic how it's their secret but now they've just exposed it to the world practically but it's still "secretive" since it's just posted under a username, not like they actually expose their identity as well as their secret.

5. Well some of you may know how I'm like obsessed over this certain HK drama series company called TVB. So there's this other forum site that's gonna run a competition of giving away awesome TVB related prizes like plushies of the company's mascot, Silver and Gold Olympic edition figurines of the mascot (this one is a rare deal to us TVB freaks), shiny black bags/backpacks with a single little print of the mascot, AUTOGRAPHED PHOTO of this one male actor of the company (who happens to also be one of my infatuations!! omgah!), and other stuffff. Well so in order to be eligible, the requirement is at least 25 posts per week >__< ahhhhh! all of the prizes sound so appealing to me especially the autographed photo & the bag prize but honestly I would never use the bag in public in USA if I ever win it, LOL! you know why?... cus their mascot is quite strange looking in the eyes of non-fans... its basically the company's logo as the head and the body looks like Pillsbury doughboy.

the mascot "TVBuddy" lol

6. I like it when certain stereotypes are broken. Like, say... an Asian guy on the school's soccer team instead of the tennis team.... haha, KevJumba is living example of that. that's hot. but not like if I'm another one of his groupee fan girls, [anymore] xD ... speaking of Youtube, I wanna watch that "Ryan's and Sean's Not so Excellent Adventure" movie when it comes out... mainly because BUCK IS IN IT !! W00000!!

7. my Viet nickname at home is pretty embarrassing. It's translated as "stinky baby girl" lol. My grandma gave me this title back in Vietnam when I was an infant, ... probably a smelly one lol.

8. I have feelings of dislike towards my uncle's current homewrecker girlfriend and I regret feeling indifferent to his divorce when it happened around 2 years ago. I feel like a total bitch for not really sympathezing for my aunt as much at that time as how I expect myself to be since she's just really super nice to me and such *sigh... now I wish my uncle would return to her but it's somewhat impossible since the gf's baby is due in a couple of months... wow, a new cousin... *mixed feelings*

9. I have that freaking palmer hyperhidrosis condition and I HATE IT !! ewww, sweaty hands Not cool at all. especially when I have to write a freaking timed essay, I get nervous, and it makes things worse! Just imagine if I go into a job interview in the future and it'll be nerveracking and I won't be able to shake the person's hands, then I won't get the job, *sniff* hahah, clearly somewhat exaggerating but still palmer hyperhidrosis, you are a bitch and I hate you.

10. back in 5th grade, I joined the bandwagon of the WWF obsession, lol. Every Thursday, I would look forward to Smackdown, especially for the fakeass off the ring 'drama' between the wrestlers and divas. I would buy those 50 cent WWF stickers in vending machines, and I remember one time I even bought one of the 'Summer Slam' videos at the mall too, lol, what a waste of $20. My favorite was The Rock, he's one hot stud and that one Booker T guy was so funny to me, his "Can you dig it, suckaahhh?!" motto and his 'Spinnaroodee' move, LOL. Ever since it changed to WWE, my interest drifted away~

11. I am somewhat anti-Apple products. Like if I was given a choice of an I-phone, I would probably decline and pick a touch screen phone from Samsung instead. I also don't like Nokia or Motorola phones either.

12. Back in 8th and 9th grade, I used to think surveys were the funnest things ever but now I think they are blahhhh. Perhaps it's because I've read too many of those myspace ones, some of them asks the lamest things ever.

13. I like people who are quite open, those who aren't afraid to talk about odd subjects and feel comfortable talking in a weird or insame manner. The kind that would give real feedback, not just a "no" "yes" "lol" type of answer. Like one that could carry a conversation even about the most smallest subject, like body soap, and they would make it fun and engaging. Just an example, not like if I'm expecting anyone out there to have a whole thesis on Caress or Dove or whatever soap people use. I think maybe it's cus I'm more of the "listener" than the "talker" that I seek this... idk, I'm not interesting to talk to anyways, hmm perhaps a case of the "opposites attract" : timid attracted to the outgoing?

14. the longest personal message I've ever sent to anyone was a myspace comment worth three pages single spaced on Microsoft Word, ... and it was to a complete stranger, LOL! ... well, it was the during the time that us strangers were getting to know each other, and now I consider her as a good friend whom I tell a lot to. Proof of number 13 from above... she's the long winded person I wouldn't mind listening to but rather, every message, or what we call our exchange of "novels", is a delight.

15. You know how people say that phrase, "sisters, you can't live with them, you can't live without them." Well, in my case, it's "Dad, I can't stand living with you, but I can't live without you." *shudders* ugh, I hate saying these cheesy lines. I always complain about my dad being a jackass, and it may seem like a I'm just a little ungrateful bitch, but seriously, if you were to live a day with him sometimes, and you will understand what I mean. There's two complete different sides to him, MOST of the time, he's a barbarian and sometimes he's quite alright.

True Stories:

"Dad, I'm going to the library to do a group project, I'll walk home later if you're busy."
"Oh no, it's okay, just call me when you're done and I'll pick you up."
[3 hours later]
"Dad, pick me up now."
"Gosh, you are such a bother! You know your school work is such a hassle to us all!"
-----
"Pick me up late today, I have to stay after school for club meeting."
"What meeting?! Are you lying so that you can go have fun with your friends?!"

-___- He should be glad that I'm a goody two shoes, but yet, look at what I go through, lol.. *sigh, it's cases like this that doesn't make me feel guilty of telling him straightforward he's getting shipped off to the retirement homes when he's old

16. Places with a mass population of Viet people like Santa Ana, the Little Saigon area, annoys me!! Too many Viets everywhere! For some very strange reason, I don't like that at all.

Sorry Michael, if I turned your 16 Facts Game into 16 Paragraphs Game
I don't really know who to tag, so however want to do this, feel free to be tagged

Miley Cyrus, you freaking skank!

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 04:19:58 GMT

THANK YOU BUCKKKKK, you are my remedy!

Warning: long rant bashing on Miley, so if you don't care to know about my thoughts on her, don't bother reading this!

Like 99% of the people who watched the dance competition on TCA, I AM EXTREMELY OUTRAGED BY THE RESULT! BLASPHEMY BLASPHEMY! I seriously never felt so angry for such a non-personal deal like this; I need to vent! Blah, Everyone can tell that M&M's win was so damn rigged. Many of the competition watchers who actually watched it online from the beginning are not satisfied either of course; all the video comments I saw on the videos of the show were declaring ACDC stole the show and killed M&M. GOSH, and to think I was so looking forward to watching TCA just mainly to see ACDC cream them ...WHICH THEY DID and they deserve the title for it gosh damn it. Screw this freaking scripted & rigged result!! Psshhh, what the fuck, who was the jackass that came up with the idea of determining the winner with an applause meter, that shit is so freaking retarded! Wait first off, the competition should have never left the internet, come on bitches, it's the BIGGEST ONLINE DANCE COMPETITION, hence the word online... so why take it to an award assembly where a majority of the audience is filled with a bunch of 10 year old Hannah Skanktana wannabees. M&M knows that they will lose if voting were to take place online... where practically everyone is down with the ACDC but here on that damn show, the producers or whoever the hell is in charge of this shit can make the result of the battle to be in her favor since she was the damn host ... and maybe because they don't wanna make poor Miley lose face in front of her little groupees. Well anyways, even with her large fan base there, the stupid applause meter for M&M did not even surpass ACDC's score. Moreover, when it was M&M's turn to hear the applause for their team, ACDC started to get the crowd to cheer for their own team name and all you can practically hear is "ACDC! ACDC!" in the audience, so wtf, why'd the hell did they do that for? ... hmm, perhaps *ahem, scripted orders* to make M&M's cheer seem louder on the meter? actually, no, don't quote me on that, whatever, this shit is whack. Miley sucked up to Fergie during the whole damn show practically so no surprise Judge Fergie would let her little girlfriend win. Gosh, I hate it when she & her sidekick Mandy talk with that hillbilly accent or whatever the hell... they'd be like "Hey you guys, ish Shmilerz & Shmanderz!" -__- fucking annoying! Miley didn't really put much effort into her performance, haha, a lot of people say she looked like she was cheerleading, more than dancing; just jumping around crazily all over the damn place. ahaha, Mandy looked like freaking douche with that retarded shoelace tied around her head xD lmao. Another thing that ticked me off was that M&M had LL ~~Cool~~ Gay J perform for them while they danced -___- what the motherfuck, this is a DANCE battle you cunts, that fool had no reason to be there all rapping and shit. ACDC had Chris Brown on their team from the start even before TCA but you don't see him singing for the team during the show, he actually danced! Blah, so basically they tried to make their performance look better with Gay J since their dance was such weaksauce in comparison to their opponent.

Well here's the videos for those who missed the show. Hahaha, so Priceless when Fergie announced the winning team, the audience booed M&M's ass! ahaha, Adam Sevani was all cracking up :)

Friday, August 01, 2008

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 22:07:08 GMT

awwwwhhhh, *heart tingles*

Please mop my kitchen floor! =)

If you were on the death row, what would be your last meal?

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 06:10:39 GMT

My favorite food of all time...
Carne asada tacos... yummmmmm
and then cheesecake for dessert would be splendid
and for the drink, Gatorade, keke.
weird combo indeed.

I just answered this Featured Question, you can answer it too!

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 04:37:54 GMT

Phipps: "I can buy lunch, I have $2.50. I'm rich today!"

hehe, that is extremely cute =)

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 05:21:23 GMT

So I am suspecting this one girl in my economics class to be one of my best friends from 2nd grade. Funny thing is, I had her in for PE during sophomore year but she was just another student who I recognize being in my class but don't know her name. Until today when Ms Phipps was taking attendance I noticed her uncommon name is like my childhood buddy's. Then I realize they have similar looks ... but then again, I am drawing this image back from 9 years ago, so who knows. But like previous times where I have found an old friend, I am too scared to even question her about it :) so blah.

wheeeeee, I'm getting distracted by my laptop that I'm not doing Phipps' notes x__X
today I walked in class, and took a look and whoaaaaa, Whoopi Goldberg! hehe! she isn't as bad as I thought she would be. My favorite line from her so far is "I don't have time for ulcers!" =)

dementia test

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 16:14:25 GMT

Found on Stumble. Pretty Funny. Try it.

1. What do you put in a toaster?

Answer: "bread."

If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself.

If you said, "bread," go to Question 2

2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?

Answer: Cows drink water.

If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate, such as Children's World.

" If you said "water," proceed to question 3

3. If a red house is made from red bricks, and a blue house is made from blue bricks, and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?

Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said, "green bricks," what the devil are you still doing reading these questions?????

If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.

4. Twenty years ago, a plane was flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines failed.The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure..... Unfortunately the third engine fails before he has time to attempt an emergency landing, and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany.

Where would you bury the survivors? . . . in East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?

Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated

If you said, "Don't bury the survivors," proceed to the next question.

5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?

Answer: One degree. If you said, "360 degrees" or anything other than "one degree," you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn in your pencil, and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question.

6. Without using a calculator -- You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus, and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.

What was the name of the bus driver?

Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember? It was YOU!!

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 03:46:47 GMT

I finally fixed my mp3 player by calling customer support :P which I have done a gajillion times before.
For the first time, I think I annoyed the rep today. I was like "I'm sorry?" ... "can you repeat that?" ... " *long pause* so you want me to plug it into the computer?" LOL, he sounded so mad and annoyed that he had to yell his response a second time xD I felt kinda scared.... and embarassed x_x