Sorry its been a while since i last lived... you know, i was in traction and had a full body cast! *is miffed no one wrote a get well card...*

anyway, i can really explain... the short explination is school. The long explination is... school...

umm... STUFF:

FUNNY STUFF (to me anyway)
1) my tae kwon do instructer likes listening to music while we spar to get us pumped up, so he brought in his BRAND NEW, UNEDITED, Black Eye Peas CD... *laugh* its sooo funny for us young ppl who listen to the lyrics... like everyone else is sparring away and we're rolling on the floor laughing because of all the language/sexual innuendo/orgasmic groaning ect... lol...
2) one of my spelling words this week is STOLID: Having or revealing little emotion or sensibility; impassive... so for the sentences we had to write i wrote "my friend has a very stolid personality..." three guesses as to whom that is... *coughIANcough*.. though im sure if we caused his pup to bite the dust he'd show some emotion... like raging hatred... at me... and the kletts... *LAUGHS*

MILDLY AMUSING STUFF
1) Pretty Boy (aka brian) always says hi to me in the halls when i see him... it gives me great satisfaction to know that faith is probably torn between calling me up immediatly to hear any new info about him and driving over here and clobbering me.... shes just jelous... BWAHAHA!!!

JUST STUFF
1) school is SO uncool! erm... ok, more later... and i WILL get around to posting on all of ur xangas... just gimme time...

Because you all were stomping all over my creativeness in my color scheme, i have decided to brighten things up. Hope you're happy that I no longer can enjoy the color scheme of my xanga!!! *tear* (which lookes like an unripe banana, now that you mention it...)

Anyway, I was seriously debateing on what i should post here... perhaps my week at camp? or my recently accuired illness that has rendered me immoble for several days now? or the fact that most of you are probably trying to figure out what i just said? (can't handle it, eh? no surprises there, I always was a misunderstood genius)

Well, I'll start off with a few notices:
1) If you wish me to read a particular xanga entry ofyours, feel free to send me an email cuz the only reason I'm not at the mo is cuz I'm really busy with school starting soon and such.
2) My sister, Ren, has recently accuired a bunny named Ellie. She is rather cuddly.
3) My mom and I had the pants scared off us when we watched Jurassic Park last night in a dark basement. It was quite fun acctually, my mom jumped through the roof at every little thing! Ah, we desperatly need to get JPII in order to get my sister... familiar... with the *cough* fasinating storyline. And if we can get the pants scared off of her as well, we'll just consider that an added bonus...

SO, back to buisness, if i can stay on long enough without my sister forcing me out of the room equipped with nothing but very sharp teeth and a firm grip which will no doubt leave me black and blue by the end of the excursion...

WELL, I have an immensly important plan that will no doubt affect life as we know it, end world hunger, and get rid of AIDS worldwide to boot! THAT PLAN IS...
*THUNK* *SMASH*
*lauren drags kristen's body away, intent on getting on the computer to talk to some peabodys* *kristen tries to get back up, but is immediatly throttled by lauren*

DOCTOR'S REPORT TO PARENTS:
Stinkin' lauren, because of her, kristen will be in a coma for the next month. When she wakes up, she will be unable to remember anything; including her master plan. I am counting on you, and all of her friends to help her regain her memory, and, with therapy, we will be able to help her greatly- she might even remember her own name by next January.

So, my friends, whenever you feel like fighting with your siblings, remember what happend to a girl who was good. A girl who was kind. A girl, named kristen. So, in remembering this story, you will undoubtably choose to make sure to catch ur sibs unaware when u attack them. I recomend them being absorbed on the computer. Now, if you'll excuse me, i need to go to the doctor's to get this full body cast reparied, for my sister has just torn a hole in it, using her killer bunny and accomlice, Ellie. 

Alright, guys. Gurls. He-shes. Shims. Sierra. Whoever.

This is it. The big one. THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!

KRISTEN IS UPDATING!!!!!!!!! *runs onstage to thunderous applause*

Okay, i know a lot of you have been wondering why i have not updated. And i have no answer except to say I'M MAKIN' UP FOR IT RIGHT NOW!!! So prepare for a long entry. Unless i get kicked off the comp. Now, im not gonna answer any questions or interpet any dreams, but i will say this; Chelle is going to someday change the world using a watermelon and an alvocado. Don't ask me how. I'm just the messenger.

OKAY folks, I got a lot to tell y'all

Firstly, i want Leah to know that I know EXACTLY how she felt with the little tykes at VBS because I am now helping out with the K-2nd graders at our summer rec program and if i never have to 1)kill another bug or 2) push another kid on the swings that would be just SPIFFY!!! However, I am getting paid.

Secondly, throughout the duration of the Klett's stay at my house several weeks ago, i have want to say that:

1. Leah is a pansey.
2. Susann has pity parties that last forever.
3. Abby is a poet. Her best one was when, on the spot, she made up this touching poem: "Respect, Respect, earns you a name; a name no one would dare to shame." No Longfellow, i know, but it's a start.
4. We have a ghost in our house. His/her name is Sierra.

I am currently have a very amusing convo. with Bee/Flea. Here are some of the highlights (screen names changed to protect identities and paraphrased to keep you all from dieing of boredom.):

Ian:  He asked me if i had a car.
Me: he asked YOU if u had a car?????? he thinks YOUR PARENTS or the STATE would trust  you with a VEHICLE???? *falls apart laughing*
Ian: shut up.
Me: thats like asking faith if she owns a hairbrush!!! shes a long-haired pillock, for cryin' out loud!!!!

AND LATER ON....
Ian: you could be his psychologist

THAT WAS COMING FROM IAN!!! PROOF that i would be an excelent phycyatrist!!

More l8er. And dont send me anymore dreams. The vison is no longer there.

sorry i havent been on in a while. k, anyway, first things first...

LEAH~ i was gonna call u to see how ur poem went but me mam (my mom) thinks i spent too much time on the phone last time and made the phone bill too high SO im glad it went well- i prayed 4 u!

EVERYONE ELSE~ in case u didnt know, i did an awsome speech for my english class about- what else?? speech making. seriously. i opened up by rapping out a part of "loose yourself" when eminem recalls an embarrassing incident in which he got stage fright in the form of sweaty palms, weak knees, and heavy arms. i then went on to explain how "Mr. Mathers" could have avoided all of that embarrassment if he simply knew how to deal with stage fright and how to preform in frount of crowds. everyone was either too shocked to say anything or cracking up. it was a miricle i didnt fall apart laughing up there!!

IAN~ i came up with a new nickname for you!! ready for it? E THE FLEA. i think it has a nice ring to it.

BACK TO UR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM

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Q hello all-knowing dream interpreter! heheh...hmm...the last dream i had that i can remember was the faramir with the helicopter one that i mentioned in that post...what do you think that could mean? ~bruce
A you will be eaten by a giant rudabega at the age of 19. sorry

Q ohhhh, and i recently had a dream.....that some disgusting guy who was of ill repute that i met on an airplane gave me a lock of his hair.....and my dad found it in a little box that i had...and gave it to a policeman, who found that the guy was a criminal from the DNA and he'd been a druggy too.....so...WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN???!!!!!
your favorite customer of all time, Susannah
A oOo... it seems you will fall in love with a druggy when u grow up!!

Qok, this gurl who once was my friend got pregnant and she was wearing MY shirt and her belly was stretching it out, and she already had a kid who was like 5 and she was like 17. there you have it. ok peace~faith
A it means you will become addicted to Prozac when you grow up

keep the dreams comin'!

may i first tell you that I DONT HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW cuz a water pipe broke @ me school... WHOOP WHOOP

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k, back to the normally scheduled program....

Q. hey kristen, i have a question.  am i allowed to sue really really bad psychologists who think they're really good but aren't? ~Ian
A. your sarcasm is not appreciated, E the BEE

Q. My uncle stunk up my bathroom, what do i do? ~Leah
A. um... i dont do hygene

Q.How will my move to ID go? ~ Michael
A. it will stink until u make a very pretty friend named Petunia... lol...

ok, from now on, im gonna be interpeting dreams, k? so dont send me anymore questions, just your dreams.

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three nights ago i had a dream, and ever since, i've had a number stuck in my head which was in my dream. the number appeared in my dream like this  55
                                                                                            2900 ~E

o my... well... i hate to be the bearer of bad news, but why keep its true meaning from you? The 55 in your dream symbolizes a giant tennis racket. the 2900 symbolizes you. this means that at the age of 55, you will be flattened by a giant tennis racket. im sorry