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Tue, 16 Sep 2008 21:24:37 GMT

http://www.swyyne.com/

How, er, to talk?

Fri, 23 May 2008 05:15:37 GMT

Now that I have everything my tiny and shallow heart could desire, I can't express it for the life of me. Maybe that's how you know that you're in love.

BIGGIE VEGAS CONVENTION 2007!

Thu, 21 Jun 2007 20:06:48 GMT

We finally arrived at 12am - 3am eastern time.

homeless vagabonds look to caesar for guidance

females take a mighty long time getting primped

nice stems.

boyshorts are the greatest invention since guacamole

at Shadowbar. if you can't figure out why it's called Shadowbar, well I really have nothing more to say to you.

in front of the Snackus Maximus

Our lair.

Yoon loves the rotunda.

Mary and Lil playing.

using props to hide one's midsection is a time-tested method of boosting your self esteem

we would never be able to afford this $800 a night room without the help of Krissy's waterworks

why can't we sleeeeeeeeep?

we're hiiiiighhhhh .....up on the 44th floor

i wasn't sure if this basket was complimentary so i called the front desk and they just laughed

we monstered it in 5 seconds

testing our patience at Marciano while Sonya tries on 10 dresses and buys nothing. such is the life of a biggie.

Dustin officially blew everyone else's manpieces out of the water with this decadent display of three tone chocolate covered strawberries and champagna.

melvin, aaron, johnny, monroe and dean are going to have to do something really nice during the week to top this

the pains that taking this picture entailed were NOT worth it

i loved bread cooked in a pot and made to resemble a mushroom

Burke in a Box: fried catfish, sofshell crab, salmon rolls, stuffed pheasant and korean shortribs

angry lobster

cheesecake lollies

pool

mirage

rumble in venice

artificial sky is much more stunning than real sky

is that a gondolier or a joey fatone?

ghostbar at the top of the Palms

i'm in luv with a strippa

a lion!

shes's harmless...like a big conan

chocolate waterfall...nuff said

we monstered these too.

view from the other room

a mommy and a mami

i disappeared during this photo and no one even noticed

that's how we roll

that's right

this is so romantical

view from the top of the palms

CORPORATE CHALLENGE 2007

My design won the t-shirt contest!

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Thu, 24 May 2007 04:07:07 GMT

I'm not sure what this is - all I know if that I love it.

Those gums are 100% real. The boobs on Kell too (considerably more believable).

in the parking lot.

this is the preface to my story about krissy and the scissors. krissy was simultaneously drinking soju+redbull and amstel light; nuff said.

The most beautiful girl in the world. Oh man, she is so lovely. And Akon is ripped. Who knew...his face is like a skull shape.

Mother's Day ::: The most beautiful lady in the world (over 40) and the most beautiful girl in the world under 25 and the most evil cat ever.

It don't run in the family.

.....

Tue, 22 May 2007 19:39:30 GMT

When I drew this, I thought it made sense. But it doesn't really, does it?

For some reason, both Krissy and I woke up, although in our respective homes, in the nude. I was holding a pair of scissors (the kind you use to trim your toenails in lieu of a toenail clipper) in my left hand. The origin of this particular pair of scissors is completely unknown to me.

It Feels Like You Pooped

Tue, 08 May 2007 21:17:30 GMT

Is it normal for gynocologists to give you unannounced rectal examinations? In the opinion of all of my friends - No. But it really isn't that bad. It just feels like you pooped and the poop is made of rubber. And afterwards you feel like a dirty hoe. I need to take a shower.

Seriously though, is my doctor Ruth St***berg (I chose her over Alexa Guptahajinaria in the Cigna directory based solely on the fact that her name is Ruth which is my best friend's name and also the name of Dr. Ruth - don't question me on this) taking advantage of me?

Random secrets and tips for being alive and looking presentable:

1. Don't wash you face with soap. Don't even wash your face. If you get pimples a lot or have oily skin, trust me this works. If you feel really disgusted, just wash with water.

2. Glycerin and rosewater is THE best moisturizer on the earth that is also mad cheap.

3. If you get warts, tie pieces of your own hair around them. After a couple of days they will fall off.

4. If you have body pimples, tan/burn them until they fall off (that is courtesy of Chad - I cannot be held responsible for his claims)

5. Want long, luxurious nails? Mix some pieces of chopped garlic into your clear nail lacquer. The only downside is that you fingers will always smell like garlic. But do you want nice nails or what?!

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Thu, 26 Apr 2007 20:35:03 GMT

Yesterday at work I received a shipment of 30 bags of Cheez Doodles. They are my fave. And they weren't the 50 cent kind either. They were the 99 cent kind. Munch munch munch.

Later on I got a styrofoam box filled with large hunks of cheese! The invoice said "Cheddars of the World." I grabed a bar and started working on it.

The last shipment of the day was a bunch of boxes of assorted Pockys: strawberry, strawberry crush, green tea, dark chocolate, special blend, white chocolate, regular and even Men's.

Who is better than you? No one.

*thinness of Pocky illustrated characters may not be representative of the skinniness of the people they are meant to depict.

You Don't Always Show Your Sweet Side

Fri, 13 Apr 2007 20:30:33 GMT

You run yourself ragged tryin' to be strong
You feel bad when you done nothin' wrong

Love got all confused with anger and pride
So much abuse on such a little child

Someone you trusted told you to shut up
Now there's a pain in your gut that you can't get rid of

No one heard your screams when you were nine
When bad dreams filled your summertime

So you don't always show your sweet side ...

You're tough as steel and you keep your chin up
You don't ever feel like you're good enough

You've had the blues ever since you were six
Your little tennis shoes and your pick-up sticks

You were screamed at and kicked over and over
Now you always feel sick and you can't keep a lover

Every Christmas there were presents to unwrap
But the things you witnessed when you were five and a half

So you don't always show your sweet side ...

Someone deserted you, the damage is done
Now you don't deserve to be loved by no one

Hands that would feed you when you were two
Were the same hands that beat you black and blue

You get defensive at every turn
You're overly sensitive and overly concerned

Few precious memories no lullabies
Hollowed out centuries of lies

So you don't always show your sweet side ...

I've seen you in the kitchen cookin' me supper
I listened to you bitchin' I watched you suffer

I still love you baby 'cause I know you
Don't mean to do the cruel things you do

I've seen you sewin' buttons on your shirt
I've seen you throwin' up when your stomach hurt

I'll stick by you baby through thick and thin
No matter what kind of shape you're in

'Cause I've seen your sweet side ...

A Website on A Dry Erase Boards

Tue, 10 Apr 2007 19:09:14 GMT

I like this but probably not enough to read the book:

http://noonebelongsheremorethanyou.com/

Speaking of which, I have now been reading Anna Karenina for 43 or maybe a little more days. It's not the philosophical masterpiece I thought it was. It's actually more like a soap opera. And there are things that I don't really understand. Why does everyone call each other by their first and last names and why do the last names change sometimes? I'm sorry but I cannot relate to Anna. So far, she is just an adulterer. Who cares how fly Vronsky is?! I really don't care and I kind of hate them. Vronsky can kiss my behind.

Should I buy this computer?

http://www.circuitcity.com/ssm/HP-Pavilion-15-4-Widescreen-Notebook-PC-DV6205US/sem/rpsm/oid/169874/catOid/-12963/rpem/ccd/productDetail.do

Think it's a pretty good deal. I would have to trade the free printer for some RAM though.

oh yeah, also, does anyone have creative suite 2 or 3 for pc? I'll give you a mani-pedi for it.

A happy childhood is poor preparation for human contacts.

Wed, 28 Mar 2007 18:51:14 GMT

Happy Birthday Mark Tran. Whoever has the video of us doing "doh-ageh" for Mark, give it over.

It's the 25th anniversary of your life, the 10th anniversary of our homeradery and the 3rd anniversary of you finding out you're not Vietnamese.

While the dudes gambled, we went to a store called "It's Sugar." It's a candy store - not very creative if you ask me.

It was on this sweet sabatical that I realized that I am half Kris and half Lil; Kril if you will. I carefully measured out candied grapefruits to bring back for Karl while Kris valiantly refrained from buying anything and Lillian shoveled 15 bucks worth of Michigan colored M&Ms into a bag and kept urging Kris to "Live your life man!" AHAHAHAH.

Being medium is kind of boring.

PHILEEDELPHIA

Karl.

Another pic of Karl.