Okay, the internet seems to be willing to compromise, but just to be sure, I'm going to make this a relatively short blog. This might be it for a bit- I go back to work for 5 days tomorrow (8:30-5:30 agh!)
So, in the time since I've been away, I've worked a week at my new job, moved back home, damaged a co-workers toe (don't worry- she's good!) and gotten over 40 bruises from my new job.
This new job basically makes me a hotel maid but instead of working at a hotel, I'm working over the summer for a colleges dorms. And my co-workers and myself spent the first 4 days cleaning all the furniture in the rooms, so here is what I've learned from my new job:
1) Clean all the crap up.
Sounds simple, doesn't it? Well this includeds: REMOVING ALL THE GUM you've stuck on the furniture throughout the year; grabbing a sponge and scrubbing all sticker residue and anything stuck inside of your drawers off; and remove your drawers and dump the Valentine's day cookie sprinkles on the floor- the vacuum cleaner can pick them up.
2) There are a lot of sharp furniture corners in dorm rooms.
I seriously don't know how college students- especially the drinking ones- manage to survive the year in those rooms. I spent time in over 200 rooms and managed to get so many bruises that it looks like someone held me down and beat my legs up with a pipe. Kudos to all you graceful college students. Despite a year of classes with you, I would never have thought you were so full of poise.
3) Hey, when you go to move out, pull your drawers out and check out the back of your dressers.
The cleaning crew found 4 DVD's, a couple of CD's, work/text books and 2 incredibly funny letters by doing this step. The conversion crew found clothing all over the place- even a pair of Levi's from this step. So if you happen to think that your roommate stole your favorite pair of pants or you really, really don't want to pay the Netflix late fee, then do yourself a favor and check behind your over stuffed drawer!
I've also learned that guys are absolutely disgusting and that I'm an absolute hazard in the workplace! So, here's to Chewy (my co-worker who sounds like Chewbacca when frustrated)- I'm sorry about your toe- but together, we provide the laughter that our work environment needs!
*The title of the blog comes from nick names at work and the team names we come up with when they're combined.