when i add up all i have, i find that all i wanted was you

there has been a call from a man at the top,

but it's not a dream, just a thought

he's got so many children

they won't all fit in his wallet

such an efficient design....

he's going nowhere

nowhere

not nowhere

without me

now that we have stars on earth

and a pale night sky

we may reflect on

 what we've all become

or how there's no escape....

again...

anyways, have you ever noticed that paul mccartney always does that foolish 'surprised' look with his face whenever he is trying to look cute?  Well, he put that away for awhile after he got all psychadelic and such, but once he shaved off the beard and got down to some real buisiness, he used it as a defense mechanism, sort of like an offensive defense tactic, such as what the mighty frilled lizard does in a tight spot....here are some examples of him doing this face to ward off critics, and just about everything else-even dogs howl when he does it-

having linda in wings

wings

mccartney 2

ebony and ivory

-he's also doing it for the back in the usa promo pics as well, but he has his back turned as he is just too darn ashamed of himself to see it any more.

'Fore they make me run....'

this is my own story in my own words-not a detail was changed, not even the spelling and punctuation. 

It wasn't too long ago that I had slammed my index finger in a door, resulting in a rather ugly nail that turned black, but refused to fall off. 

As my nail recovered, and the bruised portion grew out, I found that the entire portion of my nail that was black was no longer connected to the flesh-it was just an empty air pocket-I had to do something, so I applied some nail polish over it.  But everyone still knew it was there. 

'what's it like, Keef?'

'can't rightly say, mick-being a virgin meself'*

'well, well I just don't wanna fuck it up, you know?  Christ, I don't even know what's down there...'

'I hear they pee out of it, too'

'You're serious?!  Shit, you're serious!  Oh man, that's just disgusting!'

'Yep, it's just an unclean, sinful act-now let us take of the sacrament of heroin'

'Amen, brother Richards....'

I think my first album will be 'solid gong' an album of nothing but gonging for 70 minutes.....Wade is a noted goutist, holding honorary degrees in gong theory and child development......

It's so hard to write with you here

maybe you should take that as your cue

so please go now

no nothing, i want nothing