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Thursday, March 13, 2008

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    Terrify No More: Young Girls Held Captive and the Daring Undercover Operation to Win Their Freedom
    By Gary A. Haugen, Gregg Hunter
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    Head in the sand?

    "We must picture Hell as a state where everyone is perpetually concerned about his own dignity and advancement, where everyone has a grievance, and where everyone lives the deadly serious passions of envy, self importance and resentment." - CS Lewis

    This book, Terrify No More, is helping me see that we have such a poverty here - poverty of compassion, poverty of purpose and poverty of hope. The author, Gary Haugen, founder and director of International Justice League  asks the question that our grandchildren may ask when they read of the massive injustices happening in our world today - global sex trafficking, slavery, illegal detention, genocide... on our watch.  "Where were you, grandma? Grandpa?, Where were you when the weak and the voiceless and the vulnerable needed a leader of compassion, and purpose and hope? Did you show up? Will you show up... on time?

    The weightier matters of the law - Justice, Mercy and Love of God must not be dismissed.

     

Sunday, February 24, 2008

  • True or not, these are pretty creative



    PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IF YOU KNOW THE BIBLE EVEN A LITTLE, YOU'LL FIND THIS HILARIOUS! IT COMES FROM A CATHOLIC ELEMENTARY SC HOOL TEST.

    KIDS WERE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS. THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE WRITTEN BY CHILDREN. THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RETOUCHED OR CORRECTED. INCORRECT SPELLING HAS BEEN LEFT IN.

    1. IN THE FIRST BOOK OF THE BIBLE, GUINESSIS. GOD GOT TIRED OF CREATING THE WORLD SO HE TOOK THE SABBATH OFF.

    2. ADAM AND EVE WERE CREATED FROM AN APPLE TREE. NOAH'S WIFE WAS JOAN OF ARK. NOAH BUILT AND ARK AND THE ANIMALS CAME ON IN PEARS.

    3. LOTS WIFE WAS A PILLAR OF SALT DURING THE DAY, BUT A BALL OF FIRE DURING THE NIGHT.

    4. THE JEWS WERE A PROUD PEOPLE AND THROUGHOUT HISTORY THEY HAD TROUBLE WITH UNSYMPATHETIC GENITALS.

    5. SAMPSON WAS A STRONGMAN WHO LET HIMSELF BE LED ASTRAY BY A JEZEBEL LIKE DELILAH.

    6. SAMSON SLAYED THE PHILISTINES WITH THE AXE OF THE APOSTLES.

    7 MOSES LED THE JEWS TO THE RED SEA ! WHERE THEY MADE UNLEAVENED BREAD WHICH IS BREAD WITHOUT ANY INGREDIENTS.

    8, THE EGYPTIANS WERE ALL DROWNED IN THE DESSERT. AFTERWARDS, MOSES WENT UP TO MOUNT CYANIDE TO GET THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

    9. THE FIRST COMMANDMENTS WAS WHEN EVE TOLD ADAM TO EAT THE APPLE.

    10. THE SEVENTH COMMANDMENT IS THOU SHALT NOT ADMIT ADULTERY.

    11. MOSES DIED BEFORE HE EVER REACHED CANADA THEN JOSHUA LED THE HEBREWS IN THE BATTLE OF GERITOL.

    12. THE GREATEST MIRICLE IN THE BIBLE IS WHEN JOSHUA TOLD HIS SON TO STAND STILL AND HE OBEYED HIM.

    13. DAVID WAS A HEBREW KING WHO WAS SKILLED AT PLAYING THE LIAR. HE FOUGHT THE FINKELSTEINS, A RACE OF PEOPLE WHO LIVED IN BIBLICAL TIMES.

    14. SOLOMON, ONE OF DAVIDS SONS, HAD 300 WIVES AND 700 PORCUPINES.

    15. WHEN MARY HEARD SHE WAS THE MOTHER OF JESUS, SHE SANG THE MAGNA CARTA.

    16. WHEN THE THREE WISE GUYS FROM THE EAST SIDE ARRIVED THEY FOUND JESUS IN THE MANAGER.

    17.. JESUS WAS BORN BECAUSE MARY HAD AN IMMACULATE CONTRAPTION.

    18. ST. JOHN THE BLACKSMITH DUMPED WATER ON HIS HEAD.

    19. JESUS ENUNCIATED THE GOLDEN RULE, WHICH SAYS TO DO UNTO OTHERS BEFORE THEY DO ONE TO YOU. HE ALSO EXPLAINED A MAN DOTH NOT LIVE BY SWEAT ALONE.

    20. IT WAS A MIRICLE WHEN JESUS ROSE FROM THE DEAD AND MANAGED TO GET THE TOMBSTONE OFF THE ENTRANCE.

    21. THE PEOPLE WHO FOLLOWED THE LORD WERE CALLED THE 12 DECIBELS.

    22. THE EPISTELS WERE THE WIVES OF THE APOSTLES.

    23. ONE OF THE OPPOSSUMS WAS ST. MATTHEW WHO WAS ALSO A TAXIMAN.

    24 ST. PAUL CAVORTED TO CHRISTIANITY, HE PREACHED HOLY ACRIMONY WHICH IS ANOTHER NAME FOR MARRAIGE.

    25. CHRISTIANS HAVE ONLY ONE SPOUSE. THIS IS CALLED MONOTONY.

Sunday, February 10, 2008

  • Currently Reading
    A Thousand Splendid Suns
    By Khaled Hosseini
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    This book

    **Picture of Kotexboy has been deleted** Poor littel guy doesn't need his photo splashed all over the web...

    Have you read any of Khaled Hosseini's books? I wanted to watch "The Kite Runner" when it came out, but I thought I'd read the book first. It was so good, I loved it. Then Marshall brought this one to me even though it's still in hardback (I was waiting till it was available in paperback because I'm tight like that). Anyway, I found it haunting and addictive. The insight into the Afghani culture is stunning. Mostly, it's frightening that this book accurately depicts life through the eyes of women, even to present day. If you can get a copy (Costco has them quite cheap) you should read it. You won't look at the nations of Iran, Pakistan and Afghanistan in quite the same way. 

    I'm ready for another book but I can't decide which one. I like novels, I enjoy historical fiction, but I like to learn while I'm at it. Any ideas?

Monday, February 04, 2008

  • Weekend Capers

    Went to a hockey game on Saturday with some dear friends to celebrate Dave's birthday. It was gnarly (sp?) - wow - wouldn't want one of my little pickles playing that awful sport...

      I used to play a little piddly bit of field hockey when I was a kid but it was entirely too much running and huffing and puffing... Plus, when that hockey ball goes airbourne, people lose teeth. I'm not kidding, rival school hockey games were brutal, AND the girls aren't petite either. Hefty chicks played hockey. Thinking back, I had to wear a navy blue pleated skirt which barely covered my navy knickers and these long, bulky socks to my knees. I can't believe they made us wear such clothing - and at catholic school, too... My gym teacher figured out quite quickly that I lacked the commitment to the game, let alone the girth, and left me to play netball (which I loved).

    Anyway, we ended up at Moonstruck Chocolate Cafe for some dessert because Papa Hydn's was overflowing. i was a bit disappointed that there were only chocolate desserts at the chocolate cafe... What gives??? Probably Jesus was looking out for me because guess what?... I BUSTED out of my jeans on Saturday... Yep, I did. It was a sad, sad day in my house. Terribly sad. My jeans are in the bin-o-shame now, awaiting Trash Day Thursday. They are no longer my friend (or is that friends?).

    Well, listen, all that said - I hope you have a fabulous week. Smile, because it's all good- yeah?

     

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

  • Currently Reading
    The Shack
    By William P. Young
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    This is a really great book. I read it a few weeks ago and read the last third a second time to Marshall while we were driving. I really recommend it.

    We had an annual conference/retreat type getaway this week in Seaside. It was great. Jeff Lucas was the keynote speaker who happens to be from England. It was a refreshing dose of home. I think I laughed harder than most because I caught so many nuances unique to British culture. Jeff has one of those really special gifts - taking a life experience that is vaguely humorous, and embellishing it till it is flat out hilarious. He adds to that a little twist to make you think about the spiritual significance in such an experience, and voila, preaching material!

    Talking of experiences that would preach, Marsh was emceeing the event and, during one of the games he hosted for the some 400 church and ministry leaders, he pulled the chair away from our Superintendent's wife while she was standing. She didn't realize he'd done so and consequently went down on the floor like a sack of spuds! You would have died! Thankfully Joy was okay, and a great sport but poor old Marsh couldn't even eat his dinner - he was so sick to his stomach. Love him...

    It was also nice to be in closer proximity to our staff - closer because we rented a house rather than a few hotel rooms. Sharing meals and conversation, not to mention the humor in watching such competitiveness surface from a game of ping pong for some of them (not me!

    TTFN

     

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