i still need to get mine!!!...hey how come nobody told me about that bowlin thing?...maybe itz cuz i've been gone so long!

GNAA claims responsibility for Momfuck virus.

By Horatio Brunswick



New York, NY - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) The GNAA today claimed
responsibility for the release of the devastating trojan Momfuck.1o1, which has
caused an estimated 486 billion dollars US in lost productivity and unread
penis enlargement offers.



In a drastic escalation of their widely criticized christmas island bombing
campaign which has killed thousands of defenceless CI natives, the GNAA made
vague threats last week in a "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for
trolls" website. In the post (not published here due to profanity and ascii
nudity) the GNAA threatened the "Destruction of all internet" if net martyr
http://www.goatse.cx was not immediately reinstated. Initally dismissed by self
proclaimed security experts Cowboykneel and Linux Toreballs as a childish lark,
the world was totally unprepared for the storm to come.



Momfuck.lol exploits three vulnerabilities within Linux's UPnP implementation:
a remotely exploitable buffer overflow that allows an attacker gain SYSTEM
level access to any default installation of Linux, a Denial of Service (DoS)
attack, and a Distributed Denial of Service (DDoS) attack. Within hours of
release, every backbone in the country had become infected with the virus,
bringing the internet to a crashing halt. The DHS announced an orange alert
when the virus spread to even such such remote non-countries as Canada and
England, becomming a worldwide computer epidemic. The sequence of events that
followed was devastating. ATMs in several states began routing funds from
caucasian bank accounts into a GNAA controlled cayman islands account. Traffic
lights in all major metropolitan areas malfunctioned, displaying pink rather
than the standard red yellow and green configuration, causing unprecedented
accidents and traffic delays. Radio stations ceased transmitting their standard
programming and began a round the clock broadcast of a bootleg of the Village
People's "YMCA" which was altered to "GNAA." Perhaps most horrifyingly, The FOX
network's LOL sunday programming lineup was interrupted, and replaced by a
graphic video of two men having anal sex, backed by the lyrics "Boom I got your
boyfriend".





The FBI has fallen under heavy criticism for their failure to respond to the
threat of the GNAA. The general public seems uwilling to accept their claims
that the post was below their current threshold. The FBI's top cyber-security
unit warned consumers and corporations Friday night to take new steps beyond
those recommended by SCO Corp. to protect against hackers who might try to
attack major flaws discovered in the newest version of Linux software, or to
get a life, faggots. FBI Department head John Asscrotch is expected to resign
in disgrace shortly.



What follows is a transcript of an actual internet relay chat conversation,
with two individuals who seem to have been infected by momfuck.lol. It is my
hope that this will help computer users to recognize and avoid the virus if
encountered.





* Now talking in #eurotekken

* Topic is 'http://www.tekkenzaibatsu.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=1527925#post1527925 : everyone give your 0.00c'

* Set by SirCane on Tue Apr 06 15:57:26

<l0de> "Mom, I can't sleep would you mind if I get in bed with you?

<l0de> I have virus!

<l0de> She was wearing a baby doll semi-see through nightie, and was embarrassed to let me in bed with her.

haha.. this is a fucking crazy virus..

<l0de> I can't type this fast!

<l0de> However she remembered how I had let her sleep with me when she needed to.

<l0de> Oh my god.

<l0de> "Sure John, it's a big bed," she said in an uncertain tone.

<l0de> "Mom, would you mind if I snuggle a little with you.

<l0de> I just feel kind of sad tonight, I need you close to me."

<l0de> I said; without waiting for an answer I pulled her tight against me.

<l0de> I kept grinding my crotch into her ass trying to get comfortable.

LOL, random flag in between

<l0de> My hands crept up to her breasts and began playing with them, lazily at first.

too good

<l0de> "John... JOHN what are you doing?

<l0de> This is giving me such a headache! I have to go to school in 3 hours and my term paper is not saved!

this is fucking insane..

<l0de> Stop that and go to sleep."

haha

<l0de> But I could not stop.

jewish hacker. ho ho ho

<l0de> I pulled her nightie up and wet my finger.

<l0de> I then stuck it into her slightly moist pussy.

<l0de> "John listen to me, stop right now.

<l0de> This has to stop.

go into command prompt

<l0de> You are my son, and we can't do this.

there it is again

<l0de> Please John don't do this to me."

hahaha

type NETSTAT -o

don't click on irc links..

<l0de> I did stop then and sat up next to her.

<l0de> I pulled her into my lap and cupped her breasts in my hands while licking her ear.

<l0de> "Susan honey, we need to talk, we need to finish this.

<l0de> I told you a long time ago that I love you, that I need you.

good lesson to learn.

<l0de> I want to possess you utterly.

<l0de> I want you to give me your body, to make love to me.

<l0de> I have a tape mom.

it will show u all the connection on your computer

<l0de> A tape of you raping me.

<l0de> I could blackmail you, send you to jail.

<l0de> neoken- I will never click another link again

<l0de> But that does not get me what I want.

<l0de> I don't just want you on Christmas, I don't want stolen kisses, or the occasional snuggle.

save that in notepad.

<l0de> I want you to want me.

<l0de> To be hot and wild and passionate, and completely in love with me.

<l0de> I want to have the right to grab you and fuck you anytime I want, just like dad did.

u will find your hacker :P

<l0de> I want to wake up to find you sucking on my cock just because you feel like it.

<l0de> Mom can you honestly say you don't want that too?

<l0de> Oh my god. NEoken, I hit start menu but it's not popping up!

<l0de> Can you honestly say that you can bear to have me walk out of your life forever?

<l0de> Because that is what I would have to do.

so umm why doesnt someone kick dis do0d

<l0de> You are the woman I love, the only woman I have ever made love to.

<l0de> If I can't have you, I will have to go.

<l0de> All buttons on quicklaunch don't work

<l0de> If I am near you, I have to fuck you.

<l0de> It is as simple as that," I said as I wrote my name on her breasts with my finger.

<l0de> She was crying now, and I could smell her juices beginning to boil and drip out her pussy.

whoever bans this guy

i'm gonna ban you

c0m: some people enjoy reading it. lol

<l0de> She laid back against my chest and I wrapped her in my arms.

c0m - because insanelee is reading the story

he

<l0de> "I don't want to lose you, I, I know that you are more than just a son to me.

<l0de> I am so scared though.

<l0de> Wanting you this way is wrong.

<l0de> I am your mother.

<l0de> I should not let you play with my tits, I should not want you to lick my pussy, or need you to fuck my ass but for some sick reason I do.

<l0de> I know I can't allow you to fuck me, I can't let you put that big slab of cock-meat inside me.

<l0de> If I do that, there is no turning back, you will own me.

<l0de> thank u insanelee

i like the panic in lodes voice/msgs also

<l0de> I will become addicted to your dick.

<l0de> Oh god, what am I going to do.

this is sick... i think i want people to get this virus.

looool

<l0de> I love you John, but it is still wrong!"

<l0de> We laid that way for a long time, just holding on to each other.

doesn't matter to me. i don't read #eurotekken chatlog. am not a tekken bum. lol

<l0de> My hard on was peeking up between her thighs.

<l0de> Finally I came up with a solution.

<l0de> "Mom I understand that our relationship is not normal, but it is not WRONG either.

<l0de> Making love to you could never be wrong.

<l0de> I love you and I want to show you how much.

<l0de> Susan, it's Christmas.

<l0de> Let me have you this one time.

<l0de> Make love to me, be greedy, teach me how to please you.

why are you thankikng me

<l0de> Make me fuck you right.

<l0de> We owe it to ourselves to try it at least once.

<l0de> You are All I want for Christmas, all I have ever wanted."

you are just an investment

lol

i need your stories

<l0de> Susan was quiet for a few seconds and then she slowly nodded her head.

an asset

<l0de> Her hands were trembling as she smiled up at me and said yes.

<l0de> I was so happy, that I crushed her against me and said over and over, "I love you baby, I am going to be so good to you, I love you mom," while kissing and hugging her.

in lee's masterplan

<l0de> insane- if I get banned I may never get help

<l0de> Our kisses slowly began to deepen, she was on top of me straddling my waist.

lol

<l0de> Her breasts were brushing against my chest and my cock was laying against her ass.

is it repeating? or is it still going original?

<l0de> I was licking her lips, sucking on them when her pretty, pink little tongue flicked out to meet mine.

<l0de> I sucked her into my mouth and we both let out a little sigh of happiness.

<l0de> jesus, how can I launch command prompt?

<l0de> Susan began crawling down my stomach, stopping briefly to lick my belly button clean.

<l0de> Then she began playing with my cock, rubbing it against her face, eyes, nose, sniffing and then licking and sucking it into her mouth.

<l0de> It was amazing to watch.

<l0de> My mother was overcome by a wave of pure dick-lust as she began to swallow my cock.

ask neoKEN

<l0de> I don't know how big my dad's cock was, but he must have been my size or bigger, cuz my mom swallowed my fat 8 incher like an old pro.

<l0de> She kept looking me right in the eye, with this wicked little grin on her face, daring me to fuck her properly.

i am just readin

<l0de> I did.

dick-lust!

<l0de> I began to ram it down her throat, we established a good rhythm.

hahaha

<l0de> She breathed through her nose and every 20 seconds or so I would pull out and let her lick and massage my knob (and breathe), before plunging back in.

lmao

<l0de> "Cum on my face baby, cum all over your mother's face," she said between slurps, and squeezes and soft, slow, sucks.

<l0de> I could not help it, she was sucking the sperm right out of me.

<l0de> I grabbed Susan's head and pulled it tight against my crotch.

i don't know any other shortcuts to the command prompt other than the start menu

<l0de> I held her in place as I powerfucked her throat.

ask M$

<l0de> Precum was bubbling out of me and I could hear it gurgling in her mouth.

<l0de> My balls were twitching and jerking hard now and I felt the sperm swimming their way to the head of my cock.

<l0de> "You want my sperm mom, you want some stinky-sticky?

<l0de> Take it you beautiful little slut, take your son's cum!"

<l0de> I bellowed as I shot the first load down her throat.

this is sick

<l0de> I remembered that she wanted some on her face too; so I pulled out and pressed my spurting cock against her nostril and shot it up her nose.

comamnd prompt should be an emergency shortcut

<l0de> I had one or two dribbles left so I placed my cock on each of her eyelids and let er rip.

<l0de> Mom was a little surprised...

this is gay\

<l0de> but she did not complain.

<l0de> I don't know if I can explain how sexy my mom looked.

'cum all over your mothers face'

<l0de> My cum was in her belly, a little drop was hanging from the corner of her mouth.

<l0de> Her nose was dripping my cum, and her eyes were crusting over with it.

<l0de> (Guys try it with your girlfriend tonight, it is fucking amazing!)

<l0de> I wanted to rest for a few minutes, but I could not.

com shut up he needs help

<l0de> neoken- yeah, Itried ctrl alt delete but it doesn't work!

<l0de> My mom was obviously very horny and it would not have been polite to leave her hanging.

<l0de> We switched positions and I settled in for a long, slow lick.

<l0de> I may not have a lot of experience in some aspects of sex.

<l0de> Technically I am still a virgin, I guess, since mom has never let me fuck her pussy.

* c0m sets mode: +m

yep

oh,,

ouch...

...

ay

AY

ok

then he cums on her face. THE END

lol

Lol

he stopped

haha

story time is over.

what the hell is this

* l0de is now known as helpplz

WHAT HAPPEN TO MY STORIES

im sorry it was pretty annoying

* helpplz is now known as l0de

l0de didn't even get kicked.

yea

it just stopped

you didn't even kick him dummy

sadly i haven't read anything this well written in a long time. lol

* c0m is not a dummy

* insanelee sets mode: -bb l0de!*l0de@

heh, i need to read some books.

this guy is funny

bring him baaaaaaaaaaaaack

i want my stories

exy: hahahhaha

that was pretty hilarious.

it was all a joke

damn it guys

why ruin a good thing

its fucking annoying

* l0de is now known as cantchat

* cantchat is now known as halp

com

;p;

lol

* halp is now known as l0de

then get the fuck out

pfft

stfu bronson you get the fuck out

you never come here

WHAAAAAAAAAAAT

* insanelee sets mode: +b *!*c0m@

anyway

lol

* c0m was kicked by insanelee (i'm elitist)

Disconnected

* Attempting to rejoin channel #eurotekken

* Rejoined channel #eurotekken

* Topic is 'http://www.tekkenzaibatsu.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=1527925#post1527925 : everyone give your 0.00c'

* Set by SirCane!SirCane@

<l0de> Yhbt yhl

well i could care either way

<l0de> HAND

<l0de> (^o^)b

/part





Horatio Brunswick, GNAA, signing off.



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