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| (FROM MRS. MOHAN)"HI DEARS, WE HAVE TO DO AN ORAL PRESENTATION ON THE 12TH (OF MAY)..."DEANNA: OMFG!! CARYL: OMGWTFBBQ!? Hm, oral presentation on the 12th, Biology Test on the 12th ... whoopee. I'm gonna go gymming, and hopefully my foot gets caught on the treadmill, maybe the weights will drop on my toe? If that fails, i'll take a bath after that, and hopefully, drown. Out. | | |
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He's a real nowhere man.
Sitting in his nowhere land.
Making all his nowhere plans, for nobody.
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| IDIOTS IN LUST CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH OF LOVE.
The overly large heading has nothing to do with my post, though 'idiot' fits the asshole perfectly. Oh well. 
Yesterday Night/Morning, at (way past) midnight this stupid fucker (some idiotic scrawny kiddo, who's older than me, but obviously doesn't scare me) from downstairs came up (called the security guard even) to complain about noise.
Get the hell away.
Person Dickshit: I can't stand this anymore. I can't stand it. I can't, do you get it? (Heard you the first time bitch.)
Person Dickshit: I have a test tomorrow, at six in the morning. I need to sleep (HELLO? WE WERE ALL SLEEPING BEFORE YOU FUCKING CAME UP HERE.)
Person Dickshit: You are too noisy, you are so noisy. At 2 you are so damn loud! (I thought he meant 2AM in the morning initially, then that would be my fault. But i am up at two to fking do work asshole.) In the afternoons, you are so noisy. I quote my dad: (Disbelieving look) This is a condo man, you want peace and quiet? Go live in a bungalow! @#&@*@&%
Well, why don't you give some examples of what this 'noise' is.
Person Dickshit: (STUTTERS) Just random sounds! (Wow, what a great example genius. No wonder you're so stressed out, you gonna fail your stupid test.) You know like (no i don't know, because i don't even think these fucking 'noises' were made in the first place) like, like, like (YES LIKE WHAT? STOP STUTTERING BOY, YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME.) things dropping on the floor. (ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOU WAKE ME UP AT MIDNIGHT TO TELL ME IT'S MY FAULT THINGS LIKE PENS, BOOKS, CHAIRS FALL? YOU WANNA BLAME SOMEONE? GO BLAME GRAVITY, IDIOT. SOD OFF.)
What do people do when they are out of things to say?
 Well, they target small, eleven year old boys.
Person Dickshit: (Points to my brother who is reading Harry Potter) Yes, he knows. He knows everything. I know he knows. (Really? So you now a lot now huh? How did you get so smart in like a minute?)
Me: Are you stupid? He's eleven, so you're saying when you were eleven you did not jump around and make noise in the afternoon? What the hell (FUCK) do you want him to do, duck tape his lips, remove his voice box, screw up his tonsils, strap him to a chair so he doesn't (fking) move? Oh lets all walk on our tippy toes cause some moron over here has sensitive ears.
Person dickshit: (Points to me, even) You,? you know it too. I bet you make all the noise.
Me: Really? Always be sure before you accuse people of things pansy, because reality check? I AM NOT AROUND IN THE FUCKING AFTERNOONS.
(MORE SHOUTING. DAD SLAMS DOOR IN HIS FACE.)
Let's go through things that I do (when i am around)
- XBOXING
- STUDYING
- NOT BEING THERE
- SILENCE
- TEE-VEE
- CSI & BONES @ NIGHT (Dude, when i watch CSI on the comp. i use flipping headphones. Can't say nothing 'bout that man.)
Throughout the whole conversation/fight, i was perfectly calm. It was quite amusing. I brought the lap top out and started to watch digimon, you know perhaps to mock him. I watched one whole episode you know! Season One. (SORA & MATT ARE THE BESTEST EVER! First season of any cartoon thing is always the best.) Drank juice, had time to make toast even then brushed my teeth. Haha, i get hungry at night. Hm, once he left, i went into my room. Jumped around, did a few somersaults and shizz, whacked my drumsticks on the floor. (I HOPE YOU HEARD THAT BITCH! IN YOUR FACE.  ) I hate ass-wipes like this guy.
I have one last thing to say to this fool, good luck for your test buddy. Judging from last night's events, you're seriously gonna need it.
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| B&J FREE-CONE DAY 29 APRIL 2008
Hurrah! Headed down to Cathay with Nadia today. Went for one round of B&J before succumbing to our needs for solid food;) Went back for Hip Hop Lessons after quite a long hiatus. Thrilling!
Despite all the fun, today was ugh.
I fell right after getting off the bus onto the roadside/pavement @ 9.20 pm because i was absolutely drained & exhausted. I have scrapes on my knee. It's fking Piss.
Recesses for Upper Secondary Levels are very queer.
Yesterday - Jesslyn was sucking on green tea ice, and it slipped right out of the mini-carton before it could enter her mouth. Nadia picked it up and started playing with it. I snatched it from her and threw it at her bolero. Then, she started chasing me in circles round the table. She seemingly gave up after a while. I went to get a bun. She slipped the flipping ice block down my back. It took me a long flipping while to get it out. Fish-sticks. I chased after Alsagoff for about three minutes to four. SUCCESS - I slipped it down the front of her uniform. (Yesss, revenge is sweet)
Today - Rachel Tio can't come up with witty comebacks. (or anything to say)
Rachel: I think the Japanese Sushi tastes best.
Judith: Um, yeah obviously?
Me: No Rachel, in fact i like the Malay sushi better. (Laughs)
(LATER)
Jephine: Oh look they have Japanese Curry today!
Me: What curry?!
Jephine: Japanese
Rachel: Noo Caryl, Malay curry.
Me: (Blank stare) There is such a thing as Malay curry idiot.
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Boost your fitness people! Plus, it's just for fun.
I urge all 3GYians to go k. I'll organize something with Anna.
Adidas Women's Run.
Sunday, 4th May 2008 @ 8pm
Adidas Store @ Vivocity.
Distances: 2km, 4km, 6km, 8km, 5km.
Plus! Private in store shopping with 20% Discount after the run;)
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