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Friday, May 09, 2008

Thursday, May 08, 2008

  • Kids Love Existentialism!

    Been busy writing/coding. No time to blog. Despite seeing Iron Man. Which rocked. Will post things I learned from it later. Currently over 110K words on Novel, must hit 11.5K today. Yay.

    In the meanwhile, here's a funny video.


Sunday, May 04, 2008

  • Currently Reading
    Terrier: The Legend of Beka Cooper #1 (Beka Cooper)
    By Tamora Pierce
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    Augh!

    I.
    Fracking.
    Hate.
    Insomnia.

    It's almost 5. Either I take a pill (which will put me in an incoherent daze and make me unable to write), or I don't, which means Ghu knows when I'll actually fall asleep.

    I was better off before the CPAP when I was just tired all the time

    Oh, hell, I know what it is.

    I am normally off caffeine. But we went to the movies today, where I took advantage of free refills on large sodas. Since I've been off caffeine since, oh, August or so, I am no longer capable of processing it like I used to be. Fracking bloody hell.

    Tony, gang, if Holgrim ends up with his beak in the keyboard tomorrow...er...today...you'll know why. Just remember "Sudden Maximized Firebrand" in the first round. :)

Friday, May 02, 2008

  • Life Continues...

    It's been the usual fun, hectic, week.

    Saturday, we had a big date -- a trip to Bardstown road, where I controlled my spending, dinner at Sesame Chinese (we wanted to go to Tony Roma's, but it's closed for renovations), and "Forgetting Sara Marshall", one of the new genre of "Romantic Comedies for Men". Amusingly, despite two Hawt Chix in the film, the only nudity was male -- full on shots of the star's, ah, credentials. I think the director it making a Subtle Point about the casual acceptance of female nudity in films and the general lack of male nudity. It was a typically raunchy Apatow romp, but not without charm and some emotional depth. And a vampire puppet musical.

    Monday was book club, except it was LAST Monday.

    Tuesday was birthday dinner, followed a trip to the Bats ballgame, where we saw them lose to the Toledo Mudhens, a team I always thought was something made up for M*A*S*H. I guess I was wrong. I will note that not only are the ballparks out here smaller, the ballpark food is inferior. First, no garlic fries! What's up with that? Second, the corn dog was not an unnatural shade of pink. It looked like it might contain real vertebrate meat. You call that ball park food?

    Wednesday was the flash fiction group; I had nothing due to The Novel.

    Thursday was the game, where due to Lizard Error, the Big Bad was a bit easier to take down than she was supposed to be.

    Friday is...today. Magic The Gathering new release tournament tonight.

    Tomorrow, I hope to see Iron Man avec friends.

    Still working on The Novel. I find there's spots where characters have conversations I know they should have, but then they tend to reach this point where it seems like they're drifting into self-indulgent back-and-forth twaddle. So they get attacked by a bear. It's the writing equivalent of "The DM is bored. He rolls on the random encounter table."

    If this is ever published, and if I'm ever Rich And Famous TM, I will write a guide to "Writing novels the RPG way!"

Monday, April 28, 2008

  • AngelTemps

    Well, in the latest 4e preview, we have angels. Other than being the standard 4e stripped-down-to-combat-only critters, their backstory is that they aren't created by gods, they are free agents who just WORK for gods, so that not one paragraph in the Monster Manual is "wasted" on creatures players aren't supposed to kill.

    The idea of angels as free agents leads, inexorably, to this...

    "OK, Bluggorth the Destroyer, Devourer Of Babies and Kittens, needs angels of vengeance, two of 'em, we got any Vengeance angels? Calling for vengeance angels..."

    "I'm a vengeance angel! Me! Me!"

    "OK, OK, settle down kid. Lemme see...you worked for Celestia, Goddess Of Light And Puppy Dogs, last month, right?"

    "Yes! You'll see she personally wrote 'Excellent performance -- would hire to smite unworthy again' on my report."

    "Yeah, yeah. But, uh, Bluggorth, he's going to be sending you after, uh, Lord Valour the Just, who apparently destroyed one of Bluggorth's cults last week. You, uhm, gonna have any problems with vengifying a paladin? 'Cause I don't want to deal with whines from Bluggorth, he's a prat."

    "No, no, I'll smite anyone, anywhere. It's all about the smiting for me. I'm a smiter!"

    "Sigh. Well, it's a rush order. I guess you'll do. His dominion is just past the nine hells, turn left at the corpse of the dead god, go pick up your assignment. And remember, you're on the clock, no overtime, so make it snappy."


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