Oh Shiznat!
I just got the an MC Chris cd in the mail dawg.
Can't beat this white-ass rapper.
"what’s my name? mc. and what do I do? roll.
I’m all up in that shit like it’s fuckin camel toe.
olsen twins on my dick like it’s a stripper pole.
if you’re hooked on the shit, my middle name is methadone."
you can't beat lyrics like that. or this even:
"like Mahatma Gandhi followed by a horde of hotties
or the feds on the trail of a Mr. John Gotti,
I’m a sound wave tsunami, vocal origami,
hijack the mic and it’s not like anyone can stop me."
a poetic masterpiece!
"Ladies that are fat ladies that are skinny
Ladies that are all night on my jimmy
Ladies that won't charge me a buck fiddy
Just wanna get with me cuz I'm so pretty
Bitties who wanna bite off a lil sumpn
Best part's the top like a drew barry muffin
Bittie's that wanna turn on their love oven
And cook up a caserole of stove top stuffin
Don't stop the suckin cuz you're filled with my gumption
take care of my beaker cuz I'm honeydew bunsen
Got ya jonesin for my potion, got my finger on the button
That's why mc be struttin"
ok on fuckin' more:
"Say my name is boba fett I know my shit is tight
Start not acting in right, you're frozen in carbonite
Got telescopic sight, flame throwers on my wrist
You still don't get the jist, spiked boots are made to kick
Targets are made to hit, you think I give a shit
Yer mama is a bitch, I see you in the sarlaac pit
You just flipped my switch integrity been dissed
You scratchin on my itch you know I shoot the gift"
ok enough of this. you all know who's up in the hizouse, It's mc chris. the baddest white-ass rapper who sounds like a ten year old.
:white boys can't jump :: fuck that shit: | 
