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| i have realized an eternal truth tonight....girls are evil
they exist for the sole purpose
of taking away everything you have, pride included
as they strip us of our properties and funds
life becomes a trivial matter
why do we, as men, put up with this????
do we, deep down, derive some sick sense of masochistic pleasure
from being used, abused, and left as an empty, broken, shattered vessel
for a soul that no longer resides in this world
as a man, we can spend our whole existence
in an attempt to scratch up enough to get by
even when we get lucky and get through some tough times
bad luck is forever around the corner
all it takes to go from the king of the hill
to the bugs women squash under their designer heels
are a few unlucky rolls of the dice
ahhh...gone are the days of simple interactions
the game between men and women has changed
from the tease of a three card monte
to the anguish and torture of fifty two card pickup
well i for one refuse to accept things as they are
i will do all that is in my power to change this sad fate
not just for myself, but for all men everywhere
that we may hold our heads up high
and no longer look at our feet in shame
as women laugh at our inability to prevent them
from taking everything we've worked so hard for
I PLEDGE TO BEAT WINNIE AND JULIE IN MONOPOLY!!!!!! 
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| the best times are the ones we can't remember clearly, yet we never forget...thanks
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| HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
know how ppl expect you to get wiser as each year passes...I think i'm goin backwards hahaha. Went ice skatin on friday wearin my i'm with stupid shirt with the arrow pointin up. This 10 year old kid walks up to me n he's like "HAHAHAHHAHA YOU'RE WITH STUPID!!! HAHAHAHHAA" Keep in mind he's with his lil friend and his dads not too far behind. Me being the mature adult I am, "HAHAHAHHAHAHAH, SO'S YOU'RE FRIEND, AHAHAHAHAHA" aside from gettin a blank look from the 10 year old and a dirty look from his dad, the rest of the day goes pretty well. 
Watched memoirs of a geisha with some ppl, and apparently, me n winnie can't watch serious movies together, we find anything and make it ridiculously hilarious...hahaha, i think we ruined all the good parts, or the "mood" for some ppl around us (sorry joyce). So now me n winnie are on a mission to plant our seeds....hahahahaha, its not as bad as it sounds, but you really have to watch the movie to understand. hopefully this year will be better...wish you all the best.
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| i'm gonna miss this.....
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| Someone up there loves me. Like, seriously loves me....
I'm drivin on the LIE on the way back to Stony.
Didn't sleep at all the night before due to a conflict that now seems
so inconsequential and petty. At most, had a 30 minute nap. Despite the
lack of sleep, I manage not to drowse off while driving. Around exit
54, time slows down. Everything blurs and moves in slow motion. I see
the car in front of me attempt to merge right. I also notice a car
speeding up behind me and merging into the same lane as the other car
at maybe 80-90 mph. Then I see a bright flash, hear an
ear-splitting screech of metal deforming as it impacts into metal. As I
watch in slow motion, the two cars are compacting in front of my eyes,
sparks flying everywhere, parts snapping off, and glass shattering all
over the place. Somehow, I find enough focus to swerve into the HOV
lane and from there into the left shoulder. As I watch the sparks fade
from my direct line of sight, a tire comes rolling past me as I screech
to a grinding halt. I sit in my car for a bit and my thoughts are all
over the place. ~OMG that was close...what was that jolt I felt after I swerved?...I can't believe that just happened...Thank God I'm alive...~
I put on my hazards and get outta my car to see if
anything hit me. I walk around to the passenger side to find that my
rear right tire is ripped to shreds. Apparently, I was so close to the
car tryin to pass me that as I swerved, a piece of jagged metal stickin
out from the impact stabbed into my rear tire and as I drove away and
it rotated, cut a zig-zag gash through the tire. My tire had been
bisected into two pieces: one that clung on to the rim for dear life,
and another that was merely attached to the rim by a lone strand of
rubber. I somehow manage to call 911 to report the accident. No one has
emerged from the wreckage and cars are just drivin by as if nothing has
happened. The world doesn't stop just because you can't go on. As I
wait for the police to arrive, I remove the mangled rubber and bent rim
and replace it with my donut. As the emergency vehicles arrive, they
slowly examine the wreckage and pull out two unconscious people and put
them on stretchers. The police ask me a mind numbing amount of
questions on what happened but I barely recall answering them. I leave
them with my contact information and they tell me I can go on my way. I
drive the next ten miles like I was a true geezer. Slowly took my time
to pull into my driveway and here I am.
I am fortunate enough to be here. Two or three more
feet and it would have been a 3 car pile-up. All I can do now is pray
that the others involved in the accident pull through and learn from
this. What have I learned? I need some time to think and get this all
off my mind. But always, I thank God for watching over me.
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