Enjoy watching grass grow?

Dying to know more about the rotation of baggage carousels?

Harboring an insatiable desire to familiarize yourself with the origin of soap?

There's a place for you in cyberspace. It's called the Dull Men's Club.

Dullmen.com may be the only place on the Web that strives to be boring. Boasting "no violence or scary scenes," dullmen.com instead provides the kind of material normally welcomed by those needing a nap, Reuters reports.

"Many people — corporate executives and celebrities I've heard about — enjoy doing the dull things," the site's author Lee Carlson told Reuters.

"It's an ordinary subject taken to extremes. Here's one: Take a bucket, fill it with water, put in some wood and watch it warp."

Just how boring is boring? November is fig month at dullmen.com.

"Figs are good for you. High fibre and high nutritional value ... fat-free, sodium-free, cholesterol-free ... not to mention the great taste. And they are portable," the site says.

If that doesn't get you going, you could always learn more about safety razors or the Jerusalem Tax Museum.

"One of the museum's purposes was to be a place to learn about the routine work of the tax department. Wow ... it doesn't get much better than that," the site says.

But sorry, ladies — boring babes aren't invited. Women are excluded from membership in the site's host society, the National Council of Dull Men, Washington, D.C.

"Our view is that women are not dull. Women are exciting. Moreover, we think women would be offended if we said they were dull ... that it would be politically incorrect to refer to women as being dull," the site says.