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| i am officially a hermit. try trapping yourself in a room for a few
days. ive become so misanthropic. now i understand why people go crazy
in confinement.
all i do is whine and complain. and i hate it. but i cant stop myself hahahha
happy birthday to johnson!!! even though i love making fun of you and
deflating your ego, you know deep inside i think youre cool. its just
so incredibly funny seeing you frustrated. when you start to
hypervenilate and then all this saliva gathers at the edges of your
mouth and you start foaming. thanks for amusing me all the time. but
yeah you get it. i dont need to say anything.
boo jerrys in taiwan. he lost his wallet during a wild night at a club.
lost all his money and his ids. but thank god he didnt lose the stuff
he bought for me. hahaha thats so symbolic. i am more important than
his self-identity, which is obviously the way it should be. just
kidding jerry im sorry you lost your wallet.
speaking of losing things, i am so incredibly GOOD at it. you dont know
how many times i have lost my cell phone and my wallet and various
things and managed to find it. i left my cell phone in a taxi cab, but
thank heavens the driver was nice. i also left my cell phone at the
airport, but the security found it hahhaa. left my credit card
somewhere before but somebody came running after me to give it back to
me shortly afterwards. ive left my cell phone at SO MANY places. its
incredible how forgetful i am. so many times have i had to drive back
to restaraunts, other people's houses, etc. but i always manage to find
it.
i wanna do something totally out of character. i have sudden desires
for rebellion. maybe its from being stuck in this montonous cycle of
schoolwork, research and then 4-5 hours of sleep each day. i
think im going to record my alvin the chipmunk voice and then send it
to akon. see what he thinks. maybe i can become a star!!!
yayyy!!! norris is coming to invade LA!!! woohoo!!!
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| thoughts:
-i want to go see aurora borealis.
-why am i cursed with thick unruly eyebrows? according to the lady that
waxed them yesterday, they grow "without boundaries" all over my
eyelids. but on the other hand, i am thankful for slow growth rates of
leg hair. which fortunately allows me to shave twice or thrice a year.
-i would give anything. even a few years of my life. if one day, every
guy in this world could suddenly experience what we women have to
endure every month. if only they could feel the nasty stickiness and if
only i could see them all go to the grocery store to buy pads. oh man
that would be so great. 
-if only we were totally defined by chemistry and nothing else. just CHONPS.
-what percentage of the male population consists of color wolves?
-HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE!!! WOOOHOOO!!! 
-i would rather do anything than do o-chem. even your dad. especially
YOUR dad. i have a thing for dads especially lin lu (johnson's dad) and
jj wang (david's dad). *saliva dripping*
-why am i so behind in pop culture? who is even in these days? must go read up on all the recent inquirers, people, us, star.
-new profile pic. hooker looking out the window pose.
-i wanna go swimming but i dont wanna be mistaken for some kind of marine life. 
-woooosssahhh must find the inner child within me. serenity now!!!
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