| There are more TV's in a household then they're people. The average household has 2.7 TV's, and only 2.5 people I guess there not taking into consideration viet families The average viet household 2.7 TV's, and 11.2 people. CONGRATS TO ROSE ON HER PROMOTION |
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| WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit. |
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