| Away Message MadnessI was recently told that I always have interesting away
messages. Inspired, I have assembled a
compilation of a few I have used in the past:
- That
cold sludge of coffee you drink anyway because you know that you need it…
- The
existence of mysterious frogs and loud rustling things in the bushes make
this apartment better. I pity the
fools whose balconies overlook a parking area!
By summer, there
should even be strange things in the trees...
Assume: ['Sleep'
(and) 'Dracula'=>'Morning'] and ['Dracula'<=>(not)'Sleep']
If
(not)'Dracula'
then 'Coffee'
(and) 'Quantumbook' =>'Fun'
"Do you not think that there
are things you cannot understand, and yet which are; that some people see
things that others cannot?"
- drawing
Hamiltonian Eigenfunctions for the simple harmonic oscillator and infinite
square well potentials
- God
invented the integers; all else is the work of man. –Kronecker
- it
falls on the pines
- Making
wine in the snow
- Come
summer, the trees along the creek will sing in the wind. Be it day or
night, their voices will be heard for miles.
- Slicing
5 lbs of rhubarb.
- Balcony:
Ipomoea alba, Ipomoea violacia, Physalis alkekengi, Lunaria annua
- achieving
supremacy in optics
- Bleak
air a fear
a dreaming
monster turning
slowly that will
flake away
- Tree-chasing
is a fun and very lucrative hobby.
Everyone should try it at least once.
- Climb
the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into
you as sunshine flows into trees.-- John Muir
- Sleep.
Instead of
study
Instead of
optics
The enemy of all
Knowledge.
- "After
J-lab I can measure the speed of light with a toothpick and a stick of
gum."—Andrew
- Krausen: the foam has risen!
- flake
away...
in hollow gloam
age spiraling in
time
Draw back
- The
rain of matter upon sense
Destroys me
momently. The Score:
There comes what
will come. The expense
Is what one
thought, and something more-
One's being and
intelligence.
- Oh, I
feel it. I feel the Cosmos!
- It
might seem nuts . . but maths can save red squirrels....
above the roofs
of the village houses,
the brilliance
that made all life possible
becomes the cold
stars.
Lie still and
watch:
they give
nothing but ask nothing.
- How do
you skin a cat... If its wavefunction has not yet collapsed?
- Do not
despair at the stars' distance. Amsel-Musik zu lauschen heisst in einem
Augenblick Raum-Zeit-Klufte uberbrucken...
- Padang!!
- It's
time to throw off those chains, addle our brains with madness...
- Photonics
Plasmonics Optics and Light, Everyone knows Maxwell was right
- Draw
back
the shining
blind
the vibrant
membrane
singing back a
dream
- “The
views of space and time which I wish to lay before you have sprung from
the soil of experimental physics, and therein lies their strength. They
are radical. Henceforth space by itself, and time by itself, are doomed to
fade away into mere shadows, and only a kind of union of the two will
preserve an independent reality.” – Hermann Minkowski, 1908
- "A
new Hagar"
OR
"Hagar
Strikes Back"
OR
"Return of
Hagar"
- Disposing
of something hideous in the dark woods
- overheard
on adultswim while eating my cornflakes: "I've told you, Al, we can't
touch. We don't know what could
happen!"
- A
Hippodrome (Gr. from hippos, horse, and dromos, race, course) was a course
provided by the Greeks for horse racing and chariot racing.
This pertains to the lurid history
of the Madison Square Garden. For more of the story, see joey's away
message... jstar1120
- Solving
the Time-Dependent Squirrel Equation...
- The
score:
Squirrels - 1
Us - 1
There comes what
will come.
- Tired
is when you need it,
Sleepy is when
you want it.
The two don't
often coincide.
- breakfast
killed me, now back to sleep...
(If
squirrel=yes, then call the cell)
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