God's sense of humor:
I used to think that the Old Testament of the Bible was boring, and there are some parts of Leviticus and Numbers that still are, but there are some random funny moments that i love discovering. it's like finding hidden treasures w/in God's Word. and just when things are gettin' slow, out leaps this funny moment that makes me laugh hysterically, which makes reading the Bible even more enjoyable
well, these 2 stories are funny more in a sick, gory kinda way. they still made me laugh, but more out of shock than pure good-natured humor. so here are a couple...
STORY #1: Judges 4. It's best to just read the whole chapter, but here are some excerpts and a brief summary. Jud 4:9 ESV "...for the Lord will sell Sisera into the hand of a woman..." so Sisera was the bad guy, but his army got defeated in battle b/c of God, so then he went running off trying to hide. this chick, jael, deceived him into thinking that she was going to hide and protect him, and instead.. Jud 4:21 ESV: "But Jael the wife of Heber took a tent peg, and took a hammer in her hand. Then she went softly to him [Sisera] and drove the peg into his temple until it went down into the ground while he was lying fast asleep from weariness. So he died." Jud 4:22 NIV: "Barak came by in pursuit of Sisera, and Jael went out to meet him. "Come," she said, "I will show you the man you're looking for." So he went in with her, and there lay Sisera with the tent peg through his temple - dead."
i talked about this w/ one of my friends and we found it interesting that they specify that the peg was driven into the ground. and then we thought, "dude, to be driven through someone's head and into the ground would take at least several poundings with the hammer--ewww! what a woman! (but not sure in a good or bad way?)"
STORY #2: Judges 9:52-54 ESV "52And Abimelech came to the tower and fought against it and drew near to the door of the tower to burn it with fire. 53And a certain woman threw an upper millstone on Abimelech's head and crushed his skull. 54Then he called quickly to the young man his armor-bearer and said to him, "Draw your sword and kill me, lest they say of me, 'A woman killed him.'" And his young man thrust him through, and he died."
Just so you know, Abimelech was a bad guy, killed his 70 brothers and a bunch of other people, so you don't have to feel too bad for him. it's a little gruesome, but i just think it's funny how he'd rather be killed by a little boy than be remembered as the guy who got killed by a woman. hahaha...
maybe this entry should be retitled: "the women warriors of God"? 
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