Growing up in Pasadena right off of Colorado Blvd., the Rose Parade was no big deal to me. It meant a 2-minute walk down the street to watch it if we felt like it (when we weren't at Disneyland on the 1st, which used to be a family tradition). And the floats more or less looked the same year after year, so I never had the desire to sit through the whole thing.
I still don't. But when you have a little one who would be in awe of the grandiose floats and synchronized bands, you go for their sake. So I made the trek out there and braved the crowds.
The Illinois float - Not sure how you can be so happy when the expected ass-whooping is to come in a few hours . . .
I brought along a 6-ft. ladder to get a better view. We found a nice spot on Oak Knoll and Colorado and set up, making sure we weren't blocking anyone.
My kid looking on with her awesome tall view
But apparently the crabby old couple in front of us needed their 6-ft. diameter personal space, and kept looking back at us and whispering to each other. Whatever. Then there was a couple to our left, and the guy had brought a little step stool to stand on. His wife/girlfriend/mistress/sister/whatever was trying to tiptoe and see over the crowd, but we all knew all she could see was diddlysquat. So she looks over at us with the ladder, and my kid enjoying the sights and smiling big. She throws a dirty look my way. Ladder envy, I tell you. Hey, it's not my fault you're vertically challenged and your man is a stepstool hog.
We could have ignored them, but we felt it was best to leave that corner with all its negative vibe. So we headed one block east, where we found a more ladder-friendly crowd and joined in. And we were next to the bacon-wrapped hot dog cart so we got to enjoy the sweet smell of heart-attack-waiting-to-happen permeate the air. I even contemplated getting one, but observed the lady cooking them pick her butt/underwear a few times and rub her nostrils while touching/turning the dogs. Didn't feel like having buttcrack lint as a topping to my weiner, so I passed.
At a more ladder-friendly spot - notice the coupe in front with their ladder setup - plastic chair bottoms bolted down to the plank along with an umbrella in case of weather. Baller!
Busted float - even OnStar couldn't help these suckers
Some school from the bad area south of Downtown
Then the China float came by. There was controversy surrounding this float with human rights activists, etc. - the protesters had called for spectators to turn their backs when this float passed by.
The silly irony! We be Chinese!! Chinese people love taking pickchas!! How we supposed to take pickchas if we have our backs turned??
Chinaman looks like he has 8 arms from this angle
And for the celebrity sighting of the day, I saw our fearless mayor roll by and I jumped up and yelled "BIG V!!" He saw me and gave a wave. I'm sure it was targeted towards me - and not the big ass crowd around me.
Closing thoughts? Next year, I'm bringing a 12-ft. ladder with a sectional couch bolted to the top of it. And my own spatula - I'm going to flip my own hot dogs thankyouverymuch.
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