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Sunday, December 10, 2006

Disclaimer: I initially felt it safe to upload my paper here for another course's work sample website that didn't alow me to copy and paste into a text box because I thought my xanga was dead. That people actually read my schoolwork was actually kind of embarassing. Let's never speak of this again, shall we all?


Monday, November 20, 2006

Tacos, Burritos and Surf

To many southern Californians, the thought of taco shops bring a soft smile to their faces with spices and texture enough to cause one to salivate at the thought of biting through a soft tortilla into perfectly grilled beef or chicken. However bring up the topic of illegal immigration directly after, and you could very well get a dirty look. What many do not realize is the strength of the correlation between the two contrasting topics. With such different responses, I believe that this correlation should be analyzed to see not just the impact on Southern Californians, but more importantly, to the immigrants. Taco shops allow for Mexican immigrants, legal or illegal, to be the authority on the cuisine and lifestyle. And in this era, where people are constantly searching for the best of everything, this is authority is extremely important. Who could know the culture and cuisine of taco shops than Mexicans? The main concept of globalization also lies searching for who around the world can provide the best.  Russia holds the largest collection of oil, Japan has the future of technology, and China has human resources to spare. These are all characteristics that the U.S. needs to be in touch with in order to succeed economically. This appointment to immigrants as being the authority on Mexican food shows the US reaching out into this realm of globalization. The global exchange here is obviously through the cuisine that Southern Californians can now enjoy thanks to Mexican population. And with taco shops becoming so popular, one would ask, have many of the southern Californians who are aware of this correlation struggle with the topic of illegal immigration more since they can clearly see the benefits of the immigration? Clearly there have been other positive aspects of immigration available before, however none of them have been as apparent as they are now. Taco Shops have allowed southern Californians to gain insight into the Mexican culture, and with that acceptance and gained respect, have incorporated themselves into the mixed pot culture of Southern California and complicated its’ stance on immigration.

 

America, as an extremely corporate society, has picked up on the Mexican food popularity as early as 1952 when Glen Bell, a native Southern Californian, started to sell 19 cent tacos. Now, Taco Bell is a huge corporation with 5,800 restaurants in the U.S. alone. Taco Bell’s recent growth can be partially attributed to the influx of Mexican immigrants since the 1900’s. (http://memory.loc.gov) Taco Bell represents the fast food district and actually outdates the McDonalds conglomerate. Another company that has also used the popularity of Taco Shops and marketed it to Americans is Chipotle.  A company based in Denver, CO, it is unique because it promotes its’ health aspect as well as its taste factor. This marketing strategy is clearly tailored towards southern California, because of the image conscious culture that exists due to a variety of reasons. These reasons may include being a highly marketed and advertised beach region, as well as the high concentration of successful sports franchises, which allow some to label Southern California as the “sports and fitness capital of the world” (wikipedia.org).  This contrasts with the unhealthy contents in Mexican food, however its’ consistent popularity despite its unhealthiness shows its resilience as more than just a guilty pleasure but actually integrated into Southern Californian culture.

 

The category of Mexican food is extremely broad and ranges from corporate Mexican food to family owned taco stands. 

Generally, the latter smaller taco shops could not survive against larger competitions such as the chains of Taco Bell and Chipotle. However, each small taco shop brings its own variation to the spices and meats, which creates a unique yet familiar taste that allows each taco shop to fend for themselves and compete with major establishments. The nature of Mexican food is also one that does not need large advertising deals or a flashy appearance, but rather its’ popularity is due to other more practical things such as cleanliness, but most importantly: taste. This is why taco shops are lesser known and publicized aspect of Southern California, because their popularity is due to word of mouth alone, thus making Mexican food an acquired local taste and enjoyment. Unlike Tex-Mex, Southern Californian Mexican tastes are not tailored to the locals, trying to create a hybrid of the two and fitting in, the dishes here remain true to their origins, making a stronger impact on the culture here. Also, by not conforming to American styles, but also by not disassociating from American culture, this most importantly creates an exchange between Mexicans, Mexican- Americans, and Americans. The exchange occurs in an overlooked area of cuisine. This common ground was essential to acceptance and harmony among cultures. 

    If America is the golden land of opportunity, then California is definitely the capital, even being labeled the golden state. Southern California is a microcosm of cultural exchange, and would be highly incomplete without a Hispanic aspect. One way in which there is this sharing of information of cultures is more than just the different races of people who live here. When moving out of the private realm, we can see that every culture celebrates and shares itself through their different foods. The type of restaurants generally reflect the density of ethnicities that exist in the given area, such as Monterey Park having many Chinese and Taiwan eateries. Likewise, the many Mexican eateries and fast food establishments reflect the influx of Mexican immigration, legal as well as illegal that has proliferated in the past two decade, showing a clear correlation. To the Southern Californians who are living in the microcosm and are experiencing different cultures through their marketed food, many of them are highly impacted and interested due to the fondness they develop towards Mexican foods. Ernest Lam, a senior at Rancho Bernardo High School, is one such victim and describes this interest simply: “Mexican food is my religion”. Like countless other San Diegan high school students, Ernest began his surge into Mexican culture through the high school’s offered Spanish classes to fulfill his foreign language requirement. He was encouraged to pursue another three years of Spanish in high school after discovering this passion for Mexican food.  Located in north county San Diego, Rancho Bernardo High School has five available taco shops within a five-mile radius. Ernest is a firm believer of the essential nature of Mexican food, making claims that it is facet of Southern California living and that “everyone here has tried some sort of Mexican food”, which makes it’s impact across a very broad audience. The experience of trying Mexican food isn’t simple and fleeting as just a meal but “they’ll remember the taste and feeling of it”. To many locals, Mexican food not only a pastime, but also creates a higher quality of living to those who can appreciate the fine tastes. By incorporating burritos and tacos into every day life, southern Californian natives gives Mexicans further reason to emigrate across the borders, aside from the original reasons of a healthy economy and strategic location in terms of launching into the rest of the U.S..

    A clear impediment to the growth of taco shops lies in the clear topic of immigration, which President Bush addressed very recently. In his oration, he announced a comprehensive five part plan to fix the problems presented with illegal immigration. President Bush aims to protect the roots of Americans, which is a nation founded through immigration, however, he states that problem is that  “They are a part of American life but they are beyond the reach and protection of American law”(Bush). This statement holds especially true in Southern California where they are a very large part of everyday life. With this new proposition adding a total of 12,000 Border Patrol members to the total in manpower, the future of illegal immigrants looks increasingly grim, and Southern Californians can only hope that this will not cause a lapse in the quality of Mexican cuisine now available. The quality of Taco Shops’ products must be kept high with the amount of immigrants in Southern California who have a tongue for their native foods. However, not all hope is lost because President Bush also supports a temporary worker program, which would allow foreign workers to come and work for American employers in jobs that Americans are not now doing. One of these such jobs is clearly working in taco shops. Seen here is another benefit of such taco shops. Taco shops provide a place where Mexicans can come and work to build a better life in America. Bush also acknowledges the melting pot metaphor as correctly representing America and its’ culture. Apparently the current blend of races is too strong with Mexican taste, and by confining the current influx of Mexicans, it will also have a strong impact on Taco Shops. Ramifications of minimizing immigration will have clear positive impacts for the nation for issues such as regulation, and giving the government a better idea of who is in their borders, however it takes away from the balance in diversity in America. For taco shops, the decline in Mexican natives could affect the authenticity of the food, partially by not being in an environment that is as densely concentrated with Hispanic as before, but the amount of ready help is also lower. It’s not secret that many workers in taco shops are illegal immigrants, as it helps maintain its authentic taste and feel. Just as people expect Japanese sushi artists preparing one’s food at a sushi bar, just as you would expect Mexicans to be working at a Mexican restaurant.

It is clear that the topic of immigration has been used as a scapegoat because the difference of opinion concerning the topic is minimal compared to other controversial topics such as war or abortion. McFeatters points out why this is, “Illegals can’t vote, so there’s no danger they’ll take it out on politicians at the ballot box. They hold low-paying jobs, so there’s no danger of them donating a whole lot of campaign cash to your opponent”. There blatancy of this statement also shows that McFeatters is unafraid of any public backlash at noting and reinforcing the low position in American society that immigrants hold. Unlike specifically targeting other groups of people in America such as Republicans or the low- income population, addressing illegal immigrants is one that has very little voice in America, and cannot retaliate because they technically have no rights in  America. Without being citizens, the benefits of the Constitution and the Bill of Rights do not apply to illegal immigrants, which limits the amount of response they can have such as freedom to speech and peaceful gatherings in protest. This is partially due to why illegal immigration acts can be used to boost the popularity of presidents because both parties are rather unified on this topic, which allows parties to find common ground among the crazy argumentation of other controversial topics.   Immigration is important to many American citizens because all Americans were immigrants at one time or another, however to those who have only recently immigrated into America, or are residing illegally, it is a topic that worries them. Latin American immigration was the root of the taco shop trend in southern California therefore the two walk hand in hand.

Figure 1.1 has a semi- joking tone, but consequently, it is also semi- serious. This is because immigrants know that burritos are not a significant enough factor to alter the face of domestic politics, however, at this protest, he reminds America of not necessarily the burritos, but also the many other small things that Mexican Immigrants do that help run the country and make the lives of Americans easier or more enjoyable. Mexican fasts food and cuisine is definitely one of those things. If examining the hats that are located in this picture among those who are rallying, the first is a green and white one that has the words Mexico firmly printed onto it, the next is a Saint Louis Cardinals baseball cap, and finally a humungous sombrero.  In the first hat we can see clear Mexican pride, and though you cannot see his face, you can tell that they are Mexican, and with the baseball cap, that he has become subject of a hybridity of his Mexican roots but also been Americanized. However, the second hat is one that also carries two American flags, and shows that the wearer is an avid fan of baseball, one of America’s greatest pastimes, and the only reason we have to assume that this man is also Mexican is due to the fact that he is present at a protest to Mexican immigration policies, however we could very well just be a big fan of burritos. The largest hat is a clear support of Mexico and the old. A traditional sombrero is worn to show that he is conscious of where he comes from and doesn’t want to hide it, confident that Mexicans have made a significant enough impact on American society.

    As a country that is in constant search of the best of any product, or the best of any resource, it makes sense that illegal immigrants are seen as the authority on legitimate Mexican delights, in Southern California and in any region of America. However, this authority has a strong influence than one would expect, as you can see through this paper. The exchange as well as of Mexican culture through food has become an innate part of Southern California living, and consequently Mexican immigrants as well. Threatened by U.S. immigration laws, taco shops will continue to thrive due to its popularity. Just as they say you can take the boy out of from the beach, you can’t take the beach out from the boy, same is with Mexican food and its delectables, because Mexican fast food has become an equal attraction of southern California.

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Monday, July 11, 2005

 

Chris Wu, Your ideal job is a princess.


Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Aahhh. It's that time of the year again, prom. Yes, the time where opinions clash, chivalry is revived and wallets empty. And seeing as how apparently your senior prom defines your high school experience , i thought it would be helpful if i posted some tips for the most nervewrecking part of the night, dinner, to ensure every guy out there a positive senior prom experience. Why is dinner the most difficult part to being a gentleman? Dinner is when social contact is unavoidable, and no, stuffing your face with filet mignon to avoid talking to your date is not smooth. How do i crack open these crab legs without squirting my date in the eye? Sip the soup, don't slurp. Resist the temptation to just pick the floating object out of the soup, wave your hand around with it clenched tightly between two fingers and ask "how did this one die?" for each of the shrimp in your soup. and no you cannot just forget about it, barbaric eating habits and tuxedos don't go together. Admist all these mental reminders, how is one supposed to carry on a humane, much less enjoyable, conversation with poise and ease?

Even though this was originally labeled as "Ways to get rid of a blind date", i figure that these suggestions are more practical and helpful when applied to 1) liven mundane dinner conversation 2)get your date to  fall hopelessly in love with you 3) or lastly, disgust your prom date to the degree that they serach for the nearest sharp or dull object to bludgeon their dates into unconciuosness.

Directions: Using all the listed tactics is overkill. Just apply your favorite ones and when she asks every other girl in the group if they want to trade dates,and they all refuse profusely, you know that you have succeeded and can now stop.


1. Wipe your nose on your date's sleeve. Twice.

2.Recite your dating history. Improvise. Include pets

3.Pull out a harmonica and play blues songs when your date begins talking
about themselves.
4.Excuse yourself to use the restroom. Go back to the head waiter/hostess
and ask for another table in a different part of the restaurant. Order
another meal. When your date finally finds you, ask him/her "What in

the heck took you so long in the restroom?!?"

5.Upon entering the restaurant, ask for a seat away from the windows,
where you have a you have a good view of all exits, and where you can
keep your back to the wall. Act nervous.
6. Lick your plate. Offer to lick theirs.
7.  Fill your pockets with sugar packets, as well as salt and pepper shakers,
silverware, floral arrangements... i.e anything on the table that isn't

bolted down.

8.  Hold a debate. Take both sides.
9. Order a baked potato for a side dish. When the waiter brings your food,
hide the potato, wait a few minutes, and ask the waiter for the potato
you "never got". When the waiter returns with another potato for you,
have the first one back up on the plate. Repeat later in the meal.
10. Take a break, and go into the restroom. When you return to the table,
throw a spare pair of underwear on the back of one of the chairs. Insist
that they just need airing out.
11. Insist that the waiter cuts your food into little pieces. In a simliar
vein, insist that he take a bite of everything on the  plate, to make
sure no one poisoned it.
12. Auction your date off for silverware.
13. Ask the people at the neighboring table for food from their plates/Without asking, eat off your date's plate. Eat more from their plate than
they do. 
14. Beg your date to tattoo your name on their derriere. Keep bringing the
subject up.
15.  Bring 20 or so candles you, and during the meal get up and arrange them
around the table in a circle. Chant.
16. Save the bones from your meal, and explain that you're taking them home
to your invalid, senile old mother, because it's a lot cheaper than
actually feeding her.

17) when your date offers you one of six ravioli pieces,
give her an amused look and pat her stomach saying,
" that's cute how you want to impress me by being in shape,
but maybe you should try harder and let me have the other five too".

18) have a conversation with a house plant, adamantly insist
the language barrier is due to differing dialects of French.

19) give your date a detailed history lesson of the massacre in the blue
nebula galaxy,  repeat as a musical drafting breadsticks as actors,
repeat using only hand motions and humming inspirational music.

20) refuse to be seated without a waiter without tourettes.

if you stick to these basic princicples, i gaurantee you will have the time of your life. the final rule to using these suggestions, is that you must videotape for my own personal entertainment afterwards.


Tuesday, February 15, 2005

Ode to the Chimichanga

 

Oh how thy beauty does amaze me

And my that aroma makes me faint at the whiff off thee

Daily you tug and seduces my taste buds

And every ounce of my being longs for you.. during class

If presented with eye candy of a choice of a gorgeous baring woman on a platter,

Or real candy of a flaky chimichanga

There is no need to deny my lustful emotions,

Because I lust for thee chimichanga, not bodily functions.

 

The instant my enamel shears tear off your clothing and see,

My five senses are enveloped in ecstasy

I begin to perspire when I feel the heat of your meat reflected off of my face

Along with the heat waves comes your perfume of spices that tingle my nostrils’ taste

My fingers tremble as I stroke your rectangular body hard as shells

As your skin rubs gently across my face, and I hear wedding bells

My eyes grow wide as I see your inside,

The vision causing my imagination to run wild with what could be in store

See? This chimichanga is so much better than that whore.



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