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Name: Jon
Country: United States
State: Washington
Gender: Male


Interests: swimming, running, backpacking, reading
Occupation: Student
Industry: Education/Research


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Member Since: 10/22/2004

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Tuesday, May 31, 2005

I went to Hakodate with the swim team this past weekend to visit another swim team that is composed both of the "suisan gakubu" or Fisheries students from Hokudai, and the Hokkaido Kyouiku Daigaku or something like that.  A few times a year we do things together (i.e. party, and pretend to practice), so I kind of know a few people in the club.  The first day we had a short practice, then had a barbecue, then of course a nomikai.  As usual, the ichinenme did their jikoshoukai and got piss drunk and there was lots of throwing up, including a friend of mine who decided to leave his in a plastic bag in the middle of the floor.  We tried to give it away, but there were no takers.  After the nomikai I went with a few other people to try ra-jyan ramen, or this very spicy ramen made with a lot of cayenne pepper.  Of course we all got the hottest possible, and we all managed to finish although one guy really needed some cheering to help him out.  When we returned some guys were still drinking, and they asked me to tell them what "iku" means in English.  Well, after I told them they couldnt get enough of it, and the fact that cum had the same pronunciation as come, which is the opposite of iku really tickled their pickle so to speak.  This prompted one guy to go around the rest of the night spelling C-U-M with his arms like it was YMCA.  He even got other people to chant along with him, even though they didn't know what it meant.  I'll post pictures soon.


so here's an entry that actually appeared first on this msn site i have http://spaces.msn.com/members/mastertbo/...

though i think kyoko has already read it, and she's the only one that reads my xanga i'll pretend that someone else at some point besides porn chic might be interested so here's the story about creey ojisan.

So today Chris and I were chilling at Odori Park just taking in the scenery.  I tell Chris, "Just wait, and any minute somebody will come here and talk to us" because invariably somebody, usually a weirdo, wants to practice their English.  Today was no exception.  It started out normal enough, but then this guy decides to tell us he has a Russian girlfriend, and even shows us mails on his keitai from so-called Russian girlfriend.  Now in Sapporo, a Russian girl, particularly one who is 20-something going out with a 60 year old man is certainly a prostitute.  Then this guy wants to give us his bread.  I wasn't too keen on it and turned him down.

*as a side note, he was a taxi driver in Asakusa, so maybe Kyoko can ride in his taxi someday


Tuesday, January 25, 2005

So this is for KY, cause without here I don't get anywhere.  Particularly in regards to this site, and my general lack of self-lubricating capabilities.

So I guess the best way to begin this is with an interesting story, so I will now introduce you to Eager Beaver (EB) and friend (F).  So a little bit ago I met this girl, EB, who works on the floor beneath me in lab because I thought she was kinda cute.  Now she didn't seem so interested at first, so decided, about a week ago to introduce me to her "bijin" friend, F.  Now, her friend really is "bijin," so that works out well for me, but the next day I start recieving the first in a gradually escalating maelstorm of emails from EB.  They begin "shyly" enough with a declaration of her desire for me to send her a picture of my penis.  This quickly escalated into things like she's thinking about sleeping with me right now, and asks when we are going to a love hotel.  So I ignore her a little and it seems like it cools off some.  Then she invites me to go to dinner with her and some friends Saturday so I bring Chris for some cockblockage.  Saturday goes pretty well, and she doesn't act so crazy, but then Sunday the shit hits the proverbial fan.  Apparently now she's in love with me, and is practically begging me not to go out with her friend, so that I can go out with her.  With her practically non-stop wave of emails, I am by now no-doubt weirded out, and for the most part ignore her.  Of course, this only makes her do like a 180 and start telling me how cold I am, when of course it's her fault for introducing me to F.  But anyway, today I think it's all over but she shows up with a bunch of shit she printed off the internet by googling me...stuff about my college research and triathlon results and what not.  To say the least I was a little bit miffed as to how my psycho bitch radar could have been so defective that she got this far.  Well, now she is back to asking me to delete all her perverted emails, but I'm thinking maybe i'll keep them because in her mental state, who knows when you will need a deterrant from blackmail.