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Name: Jonathan
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Birthday: 5/11/1980
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Sunday, May 02, 2004

from YALE physics exam:

Q: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with proof

the person who received the only A replied:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving.  I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since most  people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project  that all people and all souls go to Hell.  With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to  increase exponentially.

 Second, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell  because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and  pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand  as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

#1 If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

 #2 Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Miss Therese Banyan  during my freshman year that, "It will be a cold night in Hell  before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I  still have not succeeded with her, then #2 cannot be true, and so Hell is exothermic.


Monday, April 19, 2004

I just had a white man in a hot pink polo shirt and tight jeans tell me: "Yo, waddup dawg?"


Wednesday, April 14, 2004

What's Your Teen Celebrity Style?

Preppy

You've got that shy, but sweet, All-American thing working for you. That's why we think Tobey Maguire might be your style match. When it comes to hair and wardrobe, your philosophy is to keep it neat and simple. That way people notice the true you. Mad over mousse? No way. Mucho maintenance probably makes you want to climb the walls.

Your guy-next-door image probably has to do with more than just your clothing choices. You are likely to be a real people person who enjoys making others happy. And you probably prefer to make a statement with the things you do and the people you hang with rather than with an outfit that's loud and proud. Who can blame you? Don't let your clothes do ALL the talking for you. You've got a good head on your shoulders and great things to accomplish. So keep it up with your reliable preppy self. Hollywood can use more fresh faces like you!


Thursday, April 08, 2004

Quotes of the morning:

"I thought they was gonna bust out 6 mics for me." - Kanye West

"Fake it 'till you make it." - Kanye West


Thursday, January 22, 2004

 



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