| "stay cool"Here is a glimpse into why I am so not like Jesus, in yet another realm. Last night John and I went to a going away party for one of my co-workers. While there we met up and chatted for a long while with a girl who I work with who is also in campus ministry (with the Navs). We asked her if she wanted to get frozen yogurt with us (it was right around the corner) and come back to the party (everyone else was drinking, we needed something!). We went to our favorite, America's Yogurt, and at 5 mins til 11pm they were closed. They didn't officially close until 11. So we hopped over to the next spot, Penguins. They also didn't close until 11 but had their lights on and "open" sign on. So we thought we'd give it a shot, after all, all they have to do is squirt a little ice cream in a cup and send us out the door.
Well apparently they thought they were doing much more for us, and were obviously fighting the rage inside of them when we came in. So I asked, "would you totally hate us if we came in?". Notice the first opportunity I gave for her to kindly say, "Sorry, we're closed". She didn't answer. So we walked in. The guy at the counter turned to us, tension mounting, and asked very sternly, "what do you want?". Opp #2, Angela says, "Do you want us to just leave?". He says, "JUST order", I say, "we can just leave", he says, "JUST ORDER". OMG, what do we do? I just say (kinda like in a Jim Carrey drawn out voice, "Ooookay".
So I order very simply (was originally going to ask for a sample, but I like my face, and prefer it un-punched). But when I tell him my topping is peanuts he says, "anything else", and I say, "nope, wouldn't want to make it harder on ya'" (very sarcastically mind you). Oh boy, I can't just keep my mouth shut like Jesus would. They give us the rest of our order, and while we are turning around to leave I yell, "Thank You Very Much!!". I think that was just the icing on the cake. After we got in the car we could pretty much see the flames on the tops of their heads, and it was not from the Holy Spirit we left behind.
I have to admit that it was fun to not just "take it" from them, I mean, after all they had three opportunities to let us just leave, which I wouldn't have actually minded. And it's not like they had to fry us up a burger or something, it's soft serve. But, I will say that I am not completely pleased with my behavior, I am learning. But I am still irritated today, so I guess I will be learning even more. |