This guy is a Reptile Refuge curator, the apparent "professional" hired by a university to search for an alligator loose on their campus, in a photo released by their media department.

He sure looks like he knows what he's doing.

Notice how he has all those alligator-wrangling tools within easy reach...?

Perhaps he was inspired by Steve Irwin (rest his soul)...

I've actually had the chance to hear this guy speak when I was on a field trip to the refuge. That look on his face, by the way, isn't a pose. He's much more intense than he looks in the photo (which is saying a lot).

Like it? Made it myself, fueled only by the bitterness that comes from being a Leafs fan surrounded by Canuckleheads.

The best part is lately, the Canucks are making my job of making fun of them so much easier by making a mockery of themselves.