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Name: Josh
Gender: Male
Interests: Monique, Lewd behavior, Punching pussy lockers, The old one two, My little Dooba, Constipating your herniass, Fornicating your redemption, Done.
Expertise: Monique, Lewd behavior, Growing beards, Scrubbing holes through roasting women, Eating the breads dick, Discoing the solitare, Riding the ghostie's whippersnapper.
Message: message me
Member Since:
5/2/2005
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| ALBATROXXXZ!!!!
Hello friends. How are you all doing? I'm doing great. Me and my bby had a grand ole time today (at the opry). We watched Silent Hill today, which I haven't seen in a while, and Justin's tampon stoned self wouldn't give me a bite of his Hubby Lubby(?). But my doobess saved the day once again! She gave me some change and I waltzed over to BlockBUSTER and fulfilled my peanut butter filled pretzel dream. Ohhh, she's so nice to me. Ily2bbyily2.
Anyway, I went to homecoming last night. It involved a lot of seafood and sweaty Niques. And danceless Josh. But it's probably better that way. Your hair was inviting. It invited me to the bouncy, curly, "hey, I'm pretty" party.  Just to let you know, you my pretty Dooba.
Squealing anticipations. Unnnh unnnh. Oh my god, I miss that Twelve oh' Sixer. She needs in my beddess right now, so I can hold her like a little child, and I can rest my head on her lovely dooobs.
Oh my god, I almost forgot. There was a skunk in my backyard and it had an extremely bushy tail. If only I could skin it and have a skunk hair beard. That would be cool. Well, I gotta go now and join Buster at the burning bush festival of '98, so I'll see you later.
I love you Josh,
Monique
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| Hey guys!
I pooped.
A lot.
I used approximately 33 sheetz of toilet paper.
Anyway, this weekend was full of miss. Instead of three fun-filled, action-packed, The-Packed filled days, I got one. But it was very nice :D
I had a lot of fun today spreading your cheeks and sliding that celery right in there.
But that's besides the point.
I need a new job. I keep saying that I'm gonna apply at Ace Hardware, but I never got around to it.
Oh, I just got triped.
Tripe, tripe, tripe-ing my Zebra.
Oh my zod, Halo 3 comes out next week.
Anyway, today was great because I got to see that little Dooba that I call Monique. We danced and danced. We loved and loved. We sang and sang. And it was fun. But yeah, I get paid tomorrow and get new CD's the day after tomorrow, and then its a date next Friday. Dragon Wars time. Well, I'm gonna go now, so I'll talk to you later.
Poopingly yours,
El Geino
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| I'm listening to Bungie's Podcast. It's less scottish.
Anyway, school's being alright, mostly because I get to see the one they (me) call Dooba. Dooble Dooble Dooble.
Every day. And I kiss you. Monique.
So, Chemistry sucks.
But yeah. Artificial Intelligence is cool, and Brutes know what to do. I watched Vacancy today and it was good. Better than a roasted sparrow on a golden afternoon. Our little Eyelash gave me good advice. Blockbuster man's eyelash casts a shadow on my wall for all us of to look at.
Well, I g2gily2 you princess you.
Better luck next time,
Trippycholo...
Ahhhh...
the sound of seals barking...
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| Ok, for real this time.
Yesterday, was fun. I got to hang out with Monique (aka Princess) and Justin and Levi and others. We played Halo and I got to kiss her. I love her a lot. She's a very pretty girl.
Anyway, my schedule for work got updated. I have to work from 3:30 to 5:30 every day after school except Friday. Probably disabling me from hanging out with the sweet one after the first day of school. But I get to see her tomorrow and Monday and Tuesday, and we get to go on a date with destiny. Skinwalkers is gonna be the shit. Cause I get to enjoy it with my little Dooble.
Well, I'm a tired man, and she's a pretty Nique, so I'm gonna go to bed now.
Goodnight.
Elfingly yours,
Me
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| Well, my last celebrity stint cost me my virginity, so I'm gonna give this another try.
Anyway, if you were trapped on an island, and Jesus asked you "girls or games?"
WWJD?
It's your call.
Inspector Gadget. My dad, the proud boner of a can gadget.
Well, I've been funning it up lately with my little Dooba. She's pretty.
Ohhh... my table is sticky and my brother was sitting here a while agogo.
Rat porn? City Newds? Rainicorns?
All of the above.
Little pervert.
penis.
Seriously.
But yeah, school is beginning, and the crow's nest is filled with poop, and I'm erecting a cathedral out of winbricks and lovemortar. In memorial. Butt, the school will be flowing with love, for Dooble and I are attending three classes.
Turtledovely yours,
Chinchilla pie
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