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Monday, October 08, 2007

Mon, 08 Oct 2007 05:27:46 GMT

ALBATROXXXZ!!!!

    Hello friends. How are you all doing? I'm doing great. Me and my bby had a grand ole time today (at the opry). We watched Silent Hill today, which I haven't seen in a while, and Justin's tampon stoned self wouldn't give me a bite of his Hubby Lubby(?). But my doobess saved the day once again! She gave me some change and I waltzed over to BlockBUSTER and fulfilled my peanut butter filled pretzel dream. Ohhh, she's so nice to me. Ily2bbyily2.

    Anyway, I went to homecoming last night. It involved a lot of seafood and sweaty Niques. And danceless Josh. But it's probably better that way. Your hair was inviting. It invited me to the bouncy, curly, "hey, I'm pretty" party. Just to let you know, you my pretty Dooba.
    Squealing anticipations. Unnnh unnnh. Oh my god, I miss that Twelve oh' Sixer. She needs in my beddess right now, so I can hold her like a little child, and I can rest my head on her lovely dooobs.
    Oh my god, I almost forgot. There was a skunk in my backyard and it had an extremely bushy tail. If only I could skin it and have a skunk hair beard. That would be cool. Well, I gotta go now and join Buster at the burning bush festival of '98, so I'll see you later.

I love you Josh,
Monique

Monday, September 17, 2007

Mon, 17 Sep 2007 02:50:58 GMT

Hey guys!
I pooped.
A lot.
I used approximately 33 sheetz of toilet paper.
Anyway, this weekend was full of miss. Instead of three fun-filled, action-packed, The-Packed filled days, I got one. But it was very nice :D
I had a lot of fun today spreading your cheeks and sliding that celery right in there.
But that's besides the point.
I need a new job. I keep saying that I'm gonna apply at Ace Hardware, but I never got around to it.
Oh, I just got triped.
Tripe, tripe, tripe-ing my Zebra.
Oh my zod, Halo 3 comes out next week.
Anyway, today was great because I got to see that little Dooba that I call Monique. We danced and danced. We loved and loved. We sang and sang. And it was fun. But yeah, I get paid tomorrow and get new CD's the day after tomorrow, and then its a date next Friday. Dragon Wars time. Well, I'm gonna go now, so I'll talk to you later.

Poopingly yours,
El Geino

Friday, August 17, 2007

Fri, 17 Aug 2007 02:22:00 GMT

I'm listening to Bungie's Podcast. It's less scottish.
Anyway, school's being alright, mostly because I get to see the one they (me) call Dooba. Dooble Dooble Dooble.
Every day. And I kiss you. Monique.

So, Chemistry sucks.

But yeah. Artificial Intelligence is cool, and Brutes know what to do. I watched Vacancy today and it was good. Better than a roasted sparrow on a golden afternoon. Our little Eyelash gave me good advice. Blockbuster man's eyelash casts a shadow on my wall for all us of to look at.

Well, I g2gily2 you princess you.

Better luck next time,
Trippycholo...

Ahhhh...
the sound of seals barking...

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Sat, 11 Aug 2007 07:02:02 GMT

Ok, for real this time.
Yesterday, was fun. I got to hang out with Monique (aka Princess) and Justin and Levi and others. We played Halo and I got to kiss her. I love her a lot. She's a very pretty girl.

Anyway, my schedule for work got updated. I have to work from 3:30 to 5:30 every day after school except Friday. Probably disabling me from hanging out with the sweet one after the first day of school. But I get to see her tomorrow and Monday and Tuesday, and we get to go on a date with destiny. Skinwalkers is gonna be the shit. Cause I get to enjoy it with my little Dooble.

Well, I'm a tired man, and she's a pretty Nique, so I'm gonna go to bed now.
Goodnight.

Elfingly yours,
Me

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Sat, 11 Aug 2007 02:45:05 GMT

Well, my last celebrity stint cost me my virginity, so I'm gonna give this another try.
Anyway, if you were trapped on an island, and Jesus asked you "girls or games?"
WWJD?
It's your call.

Inspector Gadget. My dad, the proud boner of a can gadget.
Well, I've been funning it up lately with my little Dooba. She's pretty.
Ohhh... my table is sticky and my brother was sitting here a while agogo.
Rat porn? City Newds? Rainicorns?
All of the above.
Little pervert.
penis.

Seriously.
But yeah, school is beginning, and the crow's nest is filled with poop, and I'm erecting a cathedral out of winbricks and lovemortar. In memorial. Butt, the school will be flowing with love, for Dooble and I are attending three classes.

Turtledovely yours,
Chinchilla pie

Friday, August 03, 2007

Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:17:11 GMT

Oh, shit toilet swaying under the pressure of my wand. Please don't shit all over me...

Anyway, I had to clean the bathrooms today at work. Very unpleasant. I had to scrub poopoo for about twenty minutes. The rag I was using was a different color when I was done. But don't worry. I wore latex gloves, over latex gloves, so my hands didn't receive an undeserved pooping experience.

Yay, I get to see my little Dooba today! We might be watching Howl's Moving Castle. Cool.
Skinwalkers are approaching....
I will walk the skin on the backs of the poor, hand in hand with destiny.

My mouth is not hurting anymore, which is wonderful. I woke up this morning to no pain. But that's gonna suck if it does start hurting because I'm out of ibuprofen. Well, Bioshock got perfect reviews, which is fucking exciting. I was afraid that it might be not as good as it looks. So now, I'm pretty sure that it will be amazing. August 21st...
August 10th... will be awesome as well.

Purrfect. Perro.
O.o

Adulatingly yours,

The beautiful Dooba

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Wed, 01 Aug 2007 04:25:47 GMT

Guess what? I got my wisdom whittled out of my mouth. It hurts. But my little Dooba makes it all better. She hits my jowels in the just right way, that makes them giggle with delight. The swelling even went down.

Anyway, today was fun. I watched Hot Fuzz, and there was a gooshuan (swan with a little hint of goose).

I got an MP3 player today, as well. It's my first, and I'm enjoying it. It weighs in at a whopping 4 wg's...

God, I just ate a steaming pile of mass, known only as chili. By the power of Grayskull, amen!

Passionately yours,
Dooba head.

Saturday, July 21, 2007

Sat, 21 Jul 2007 06:44:24 GMT

This is my boat. My haunting boat. My Dooba. My time.

Shit, my eyes are cracking a bit, but that's ok, because I'm tired.

I got to hang out with Monique all day, which was highly enjoyable. We watched a lot of shitty hor hor movies, one of which involved a kitty on a boat, and deep conversation about soulish things. Tiny, oh Tiny, why did you have to die?! I did not know of your passing away, so I will start mourning your death for... two years.

Anyway, I get my wisdom removed with the uprooting of those teef. My jaw will be aching and swollen, like that tiger I just beat down a few moments ago with my laser gun. In 2010. At the thrift store. It happened already. You just don't know it yet.

Well, I love me a beautiful slice of Dooba. And I got the whole pie. Huuurrr.

That's about it.

Congealed Edgar Allen Coe.

Yours Truly,

Honeypuss.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Thu, 12 Jul 2007 17:08:43 GMT

I'm gonna make you love me 'til Monique cums homes. Asinine. Hot bed, hot bed.

I'll be Davy, you be Crockett. Give the jam and I'll see to it that I cry. Shit.

Anyway, my bed smells familiar. Like an angel. Basically.

Bored. Hopefully I'll get to do something today. I don't wanna just sit around doing nothing. Sooo... DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS. Dooba poo.

Sincerely,

My beautiful pie.

Monday, July 09, 2007

Mon, 09 Jul 2007 20:56:35 GMT

Unnnnn... unnnnnn....

Capital Dolcett Punishment....

Love love love love love.... Monique.

I am going to Wal-Mart to get some facey washy. Quick-n-Clean all over again. And I got paid today. Like a puppy. Or Or OR, like an angel.

$122 that I only get to spend $20 out ov. Ovaries. Sheeit...

Love,

Monique.