i gots new food in my bowl.  it looks/tastes/smellz zackly like my old food (like barf/like barf/like barf), but parently it wont make me fatso.  IM NOT FAT I DO LIKE TEN CRUNCHES A DAY AND ALSO SOME CHIN UPS.

sleeping totally burns calories.  that eye movement is RAPID.

i spend a lot of time in my poopbox.  it's like a little beach in there... a beach for me to poop on!

one time i pried the freezer door open and threw raw chicken on the floor.  I LIBERATED TEH CHICKEN.  it was harder than an ice cube (which are fun to bat around!!), so i left it on the floor where i hoped it would grow into a real chicken.  i would have a chicken friend.  we would play chicken games.  we would tell chicken stories.  and eventually i would eat my chicken friend and all of his chicken nuggets.  me and the frozen chicken on the floor, we had big planz.

when i came back later that day he was in the garbage can.  they threw away my only friend.
many caps will be busted.  rest assured.