"AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN
OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.  SO
THIS SUNDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK
OUT OF THEIR HOUSES COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD
TERRORISTS.  CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR THIS
ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT.

ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO
PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY THINK ITS OKAY TO
SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN
WOMEN.  AND SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD
6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT. FOR
GOOD MEASURE, HAVE VARIOUS PORK PRODUCTS COOKING ON YOUR BBQ GRILL.

THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND
APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.

GOD BLESS AMERICA."

God i love forwards

so today at work i was telling this bootcamp story...it was kinda funny actually...it goes like this:

so this recruit had to go #2...but the drill instructor kept on telling him "NO" every time he asked...so finally he couldn't take it anymore and bolted for the bathroom...at this point about 3 drill instructors came rushing in as he was "dropping the kids off at school"...he was mid-shit while the drill instructors were screaming, "YOU'RE DONE!! YOU'RE DONE!! WIPE NOW!! WIPE NOW!!!"

all the while this poor guy is shitting himself, not only because he had to go but because he was deathly afraid of the drill instructors....as they were screaming at him, he was answering back (screaming), " AYE, SIR!! AYE, SIR!!" while holding onto the sides of the toilet bowl like it was the last resort....

so that's my story.......

fucking military...gotta love 'em