| Casey writes a mean survey.Whoever she is.
CASEY'S SURVEY OF TRULY SPONTANEOUS QUESTIONS
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1. Are you allergic to anything?
Avocados. I'll still eat them with a side of Benadryl.... I think I know how I'm gonna die now. Hm.
2.If I made a meal especially for you, but it contained LOTS of the thingyou're allergic to, would you still eat it to not hurt my feelings?Keep in mind that I'm very sensitive:
Dude, I am all over the guacamole. Dish it up!
3.You're forming a grunge/folk band with some close friends, one of yourexes, and some guy you met at a swingers' bar. Give me your top 3suggestions for a kick-ass band name. Be creative.
A) Me, Him, and That Other Fucker (or MHATOF).
B) Kathleen Turner Overdrive (Anyone? Anyone know what I'm talking about?).
C) Sex, Love, and the Janitor (Thank you, Jesi).
4. Does size matter? Seriously. Does it? It's important for future generations:
An oversized exhaust pipe can cause undesirable flow characteristics, limiting your horsepower. I'm a dork.
5. Ladies: Do you find it sexy when a man isn't afraid to cry?
I'm a sucker for romantic comedies, but so were the vikings.
6.Gentlemen: Am I the only one who gets choked up when watching the partin "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom" when ShortRound startsbeating the living bejeezus out of the kid with the voodoo doll?.......be honest:
I am not familiar...
7. If you were stranded on a desert island, what two books would you want to have with you?
Cash, by Johnny Cash, and Bono In Conversation with Michka Assayas.
8.While stranded on the same desert island, which two celebrities wouldyou prefer to have with you, purely for sex-related reasons?
Eva Green and that chick from Wedding Crashers. Actually, scratch the Bond chick, both the chicks from Wedding Crashers.
9. If Heaven exists, do you REALLY think God is gonna let you in?
I'm on the fence.
10. If so, will he check your ID first, or just sneak you through the back because you're wearing something revealing?
I'mhoping when I get to heaven that God will part the velvet rope, issuesome complex high five that I will totally nail, and have me escortedto the VIP room, but I'm an optimist.
11. Name a good song that you haven't heard in a LOOOOOONG time:
Story Of A Girl, by some band who had one hit and were never heard from again. I'll assume they died.
12. Name a song that you've heard WAAAAAYYYY too much of:
Fucking Rockstar by fucking Nickelback. Fuck.
13. Best Halloween Costume EVER:
Giant pink rabbit. You where there. You saw it..... Oh piss off! It was awesome!
14. Have you ever gone home with an ugly chick/dude? We're all human here.... C'mon..... Have You?
Not a chick/dude who was ugly, no. In fact, I don't think I've gone home with any trannies who were hot, either.
15. If you could be any fruit or vegetable, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
If I was a starving fruit or vegetable, wouldn't I just become brown and shrivel up? Like old people in nudist colonies?
16. Any tattoo anywhere on your body, no negative consequences, what/where would it be?
Themoment I'd get a tattoo I'd start hating it, because I'm silly likethat. So something on my ass, I think. It could say "I know. It'sgreat, isn't it?" Not that I'm vain, but my ass thinks very highly ofitself.
17. BEST TV Theme Song of All time! and give me some lyrics...:
Superman, by Lazlo Bane, on Scrubs. "I can't do this all on my own/ No, I know/ I'm no Superman."
18. If you HAD to bathe in salad dressing - no way out of it, HAD to, what kind would it be?
Something from Ott's. I don't want to name drop or anything, but my aunt is the Director of Operations. Oh yeah. I'm a cool kid.
19.We all know it's not at all cool to give YOURSELF a nickname, but ifyou COULD, give me your top 3 picks for Your New Nickname:
A) Oz. It's short, it's sweet, it's monosyllabic, and hey, it's got a Z in it. What's not to love?
B) Captain Awesome. Self explanatory.
C) Sir Grice of Gricealot. My great-great-great-great-great-grandpa was the king of Denmark, you know. No kidding.
20. Would you ever date someone of a different race/ethnicity?
Totally. We could make biracial babies.
21. Another species?
So like a hot alien chick, right? I dated an alien once...
22. What are you getting me for my birthday? Money is no object. (Keep in mind I'm holding you to it...):
If I ever meet you, Casey? A pony.
23. What are your thoughts on having frivolous sex with a co-worker?
Erm.... My coworkers are menopausal. So there's that...
24.Out of the prospective candidates for the 2008 Presidential Election --Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, John McCain, Rudy Guiliani -- who do youthink is the best in the sack?
Not Hilary. Hilary Clinton scares the living shit out of me.
25. The candidate that you picked? Did you just picture them doing it? You did, didn't you?! Was it good for YOU?
I just pictured Hillary Clinton in dominatrix garb. It was very unsettling.
26. If you didn't picture them going at it before, you certainly did this time, didn't you?
There was no at-it-going, just whips and chains and........ and I'm gonna have some quiet time now......
AND FINALLY,
27. If you could either have $1,000,000 or get kicked in the groin, which would you choose?
While huevo-kicking has it's obvious benefits, I think I'm going to go with the cool mill. Sterility be damned!
Peace.
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