| | and so on, and so forth...Some friends and I went to the club tonight. I go to karaoke bars a lot, but not clubs anymore. Clubs are way too crowded on Saturday nights, and only the old guys hit on me there.
Let me rephrase that - only the unemployed old guys (who are usually missing some teeth) hit on me!
I'm sure they're nice fellas and all, but come on now... are there no guys my own age who like thick girls?!
Ha. But yeah.
Anyway...
We went out to eat at Applebee's beforehand, and the people behind us were loud as all can be. Some guy was talking about how his ex-girlfriend had to "shit in a bag" and was laughing about it. His friends asked him why that was and he replied "Oh, she had colon cancer. But she was still pretty hot, for having to shit in a bag!" *More laughter*. At this point I was tempted to shove a celery stick up his nose because 1)that's not funny, 2)please don't talk about shitting in a bag while people are eating, KTHNX!!!
But whatever.
I take comfort in knowing that one of these days, karma is most likely going to kick his ass.
In other news...
I'm all set up to move next weekend, and now my car is running crappy again - like it isn't getting enough gas still (had the fuel pump and filter replaced two months ago). When I start it up, it sounds like it's going to blow the fuck up for a couple of minutes, then the engine calms down but... if I push down hard on the gas, it stalls for a second then jerks forward - I'm guessing something has to be clogged.
Cars are so damn complicated.
Anyway, it's almost 2 am so I'm going to bed - g'night.
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| | Posted 8/26/2007 2:05 AM - 4 comments
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