A few weeks ago, when Greg came for a visit, the following conversation took place. You should know, going into this story, that Greg enjoys (a little too much) certain nonpolitically correct words, and though he knows he's not really supposed to use them, he can't control himself at times. But he really tries. And it makes me laugh.
So he and I went to lunch with my friends Britney and Jason to a local place in Norman for lunch. Jason walked out of the bathroom at one point, and was all, dude you're not even going to believe that bathroom. Its ridiculous. So, of course, we sent Greg in to scout it out and see what Jason was referring to. Then when he came out, we looked at him with expectant faces, and asked him to report.
Greg turns to me and immediately asks: "Is it okay if I use the 'r' word?" I, having absolutely no idea to what word he is referring, give him permission, and he proceeds with his explanation.
"So...pretty much that bathroom looks like what I would imagine would happen if someone blew the whole thing to smitherines and then they sent in MacGuyver's Retarded brother to put it all back together again! I'm serious, its like, here's some string and a paperclip, please reassemble the stalls. It looked like it was about to fall apart at any moment."
And that was the story of how Greg got to use the word retarded in conversation and didn't even get yelled at for it.