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mischeviousmonkey
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Name: Saint
Country: Namibia
State: Rigormortis
Birthday: 5/7/1988
Gender: Female
Interests: God, my beloved FIF, Reese Roper, black, being wierd, death, murder, Walt Whitman, storms, worship, celestial bodies, poetry, moonlight, romance, being random
Expertise: stupidity
Occupation: Government
Industry: Nonprofit
Message: message me
Website: visit my website
AIM:  makeloakeiki
AIM:  koikoimeaino
Yahoo:  makeloakeiki@yahoo.com
Member Since:
1/5/2004
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| my life is stalker free... this has been the best week!!!!.... STALKER FREE FINALLY!!!!! YAY!!!!
plus i got a really cool poion ring.. i are happies | | |
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scared myself.. hehe | | |
| i am once again single.... | | |
| "hah.. Nd here we are at the annual anteater swimming competition. Here we have Pepay nd hes a three time champ. He has never lost since he bagan competing. *bang* nd off they go Hwon is in the lead with Pepay close behind. o wait Donny is passing Pepay. O my goodness hes in the lead. Who would have expected that. O but Pepay is trailing close behind. Yes folks hes done it Pepay is in the lead nd fast aproaching the finish. Wait whats that?! o my goodness its a.. how on earth.. folks we hav a real situation on our hands it appears that Herry the monkey has flown through the air nd began attacking Pepay. Pepay has now grabbed something nearby. I cant quite make it out. Hes beating Herry over the head with it. O my goodness folks, Herry has used his prehensile tail to grab the object away from Pepay nd is shoving the object in the anteaters tiny mouth.. o my... goodness.. ladies nd fleas the object built up pressure inside Pepays mouth causing it to blow forth. the object became lodged in Herrys anus. The paremedics hav arrived nd are taking Herry to a nearby hospital to prepare him for surgery in order to remove the object. Fortunately Pepay has recieved minor injuries nd will be competing again in a matter of days. This has been Mindless News, your local idiot signing off.
ok im a lil mindless.. alrite completely mindless.. heh.. i cant help it.. she stole it.. nd was gonna feed it to her minis(horses) but the dog ran off with it.. heh wut can u do?*shrug* o well.."
-me in 808's guestbook..... long ago | | |
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"Alright, so this section is stull under construction, so to keep you busy, I've got new news from the world of small fluffy creatures.... THIS JUST IN: Sean has a rabid gerbil in his pants. This particular gerbil gets rather upset when you repeatedly hit it in the head during the process of masturbation. You're safer if you don't ask how this information was gathered. What's this...? We have a quote from the victim: 'Look here, gerbil... When there's a sock on, it means I'm 'busy'.....' Wow. That's intense. And now on to more important things, such as building this site. Whee!!!"
~ http://www.geocities.com/wearehamsters/home.html
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