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| why ive decided to become asexualhahahahhahaahahahhahaha
the ones I date, never stick around
the ones I avoid, decide to stake camp
when I give it my all, they feel the need to move on
when I half-ass my personality, I'm intriguing and fun
if they love who I am, they're usually fabulous
if they are fabulous, they're always gay
when I act courteous, they call me a floozy
when I'm cold, I'm mysterious
I don't answer my phone, they assume it didn't ring
if I answer, they think I'm free to chat
when I say that I work, they think it's a lie
I say not now, they think it means tomorrow
I say not ever, they forget to listen
when I say "i love you", they say "i like you"
I say hello, they question my motives
I laugh at their jokes, they assume I'm in love
when I finally understand them, I realize I hate them
they want to be friends, but they stare at my boobs
i can't win. don't really care to.
must work harder and move to australia.
just me and lindsay and the wonderful pain of missing home
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| no more
no more new clothes
no more eating out
no more texts to non verizon users
no more vodka
no more hair cuts
no more tanning
no more trips to the pool
no more coke
no more hair dye
no more expensive razors
no more film
no more renting movies
no more dancing
from now on im living on ramen noodles, using cheap cardboard tampons, walking when able, trying to remain a constant weight so that i don't need new bras, pants, etc, playing board games for entertainment, selling my valuable possessions [if i have any], applying for every scholarship known to man and living off the kindness of others
i want to move to australia [or the netherlands, or ireland, or norway, or england....it's debatable]
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| alone...in my apartment....
again.
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| UPDATE:
here i am breathing...kind of...as much as i can breathe anyway
not dating allen
whew
my hard drive crashed
bummer
i have a cold
bummer again
im procrastinating
duh
lindsay and i wanted to give up something for lent. i was going to do soda again but when i found out i was lent time-age i was sitting here sipping on a coke
bummer
i suggested chocolate but my stomach got P-I-S-S-E-D!
late night = spelling mistakes
"its a good thing im here to correct you. people would think you were a neanderthal"
oh love of my life
kkkkkkkk
homework?
maybe
possibly
ew
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