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WALKIN KOALA VID PEOPLE!

Sat, 05 Jul 2008 14:32:39 GMT

That's right! I'm pointin at you! You said 'you' hadn't seen 'it', so 'I' got 'it' for 'you' and now you can watch 'it' at your own freedom of will! I'm also puttin up a couple of other video's that I managed to get in all the spare time in which the little two thumbed marsupial was in the tree tauntin me!

first and most importantly. the one.

This is one of the thing one of local burger flippin teams gets up to when there's no customers.

This is just somethin I came accross in my wait.

and i must warn you this next clip contains explicit lanaguage but is funny as, ...well I can't say....

And that's all for today! go get somethin to munch on.

What would you do if a zombie outbreak occured?

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:23:52 GMT

Depends really...

senario A. contagious virus that turned everybody into the equivelent of a stoned trolley boy (as intellegent as a rock but with the munchies). not bein imune I would try to get my ass as far out of town as possible so that when I am infected 1. I can't hert anyone, 2. won't be humiliated if any of my mates are still alive (not that I could care) and 3. so that 'if' eventually the army was to come around town where I was and started bust caps I would still 'technically' be alive (hopefully found wanderin around in a desert twenty years later by a little kid and then kept as a pet :)

Scenario B. contagious virus but immune, I would live up somewhere that was surrounded by alot of steps or ladders and be living a luxurious life with all the 'hot' chicky babes who are immune because if i was to come across a 'big' not quite as hot chicky babe I'd just lie and say I was infected as so she would stay the hell away.....maybe.....

scenario C.there really isn't one, I watch alot of zombie movies and think about things like this all the time, if somethin like this were to 'actually' happen I wouldn't follow the mass's but inturn stay somewhere that I am sure is safe, I'd try to help every living thing I could and just bash everythin else with a big bloody stick.

Not terribly sure what I would do if i was the 'last person alive'?.....OH! I would hope that I didn't have cancer though!

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is it that simple?...

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:41:13 GMT

I've noticed that it 'seems' to be quite simple to get a video featured on xanga. Two that really caught my attention were a.a film taken by someone on the way to work (I thought it was quite neat actually) and b. a koala eating :(

From what I understand is that there aren't really that many active xanga users in Australia, I don't really find a koala eatin that amusin (although I would be quite happy to watch a squirrel nibble on a chestnut). I actually live in the part of Australia that has the densest population of koala's for that matter, maybe I'm the only person on xanga who's really over them. Watchin a koala walk is somethin totally different, it's wierd to watch and it makes you stop to do so. they only come down out of the dam gum tree like once a week. If you could get the video of 'that' on your phone, 'that' would be amusin.

walkin to work is somethin that few people do in comparison to most others around here, so if your that person and you take the oppertunity to film your travel good on ya! proves your fit and that ya don't spend all day in confined spaces (I consider a house to be a confined space b.t.w). although, once more it could be a interestin video if that person were to work at a carnival or in the shops. filming something that you only see when they're busy could change how a person looks at everythin else.

my god I'm ramblin!

I'm goin to try and put up a few more video's on varyin topics to see if they will land me a spot on xanga's home page. Maybe one of me hangin on to the back of a bus might do it?.....

.......18th

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:21:30 GMT

my 18th is comin......it'll be the only time in my life where if my father says I can't have a drink I could say 'I'll just go bloody drink somewhere else then!"..................it feels like a world of magical awonders await me...

What is your favorite part of your daily routine?

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 11:30:37 GMT

everythin, especially the naked bits!

blankity

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 11:28:43 GMT

I don't think I've put up a blog for a while now...not that it really matters.

alot of things have been happenin lately.....now I think about that sayin things ALWAYS happen. It's not like I live in a dark cave with my fingers in my ears and my eye's closed. for one I'm between jobs a.t.m. lest Sushi Point for a number of reasons, didn't get along with the boss mainly. She put forwad the rule of 'you aren't allowed to argue with me (because everything I say is gods law in this workplace)".

I soon dreaded to work with her. She seemed to wanna go at everythin, she made a lie about what another co-worker said about some of my work at one point.I can't really summarize it all in one goo as it happened over 37 workin hours. lots of jokes in lingo and the whole I've travelled the world and seen more than you know thing. If I was half the man I am I would of let her have it at any of those times. probably by stating something like "It's not considered travellin the world if you only from place to place stayin at each for years at a time".

Not to mention that I myself was a bit rude at times, I would get grumpy with the waitress's because they did stupid things. not readin the order dockets (if even botherin to tell me they had for me), takin food out to the customers before I had finished garnishin, askin what table the food's goin to if theres only one customer in the bloody restuarant.....to name a few. I would have my quite moments too, alot of the last few days I wouldn't communicate kitchen wise, just standin there quitely mindin my own business (aswell as what was still happening in the restuarant). somethin that added to that was how they were always tellin jokes in japanese laughin outloud. I couldn't really (and still can't) respond to the bloody puchline because I only speak english.

all that aside I managed to get out of the place. I lined up a nights work at the local turkish restuarant as I heard they were hiring. I've worked there a couple of days before and had already made friends with the kitchen team. Whent on saturday, showed up early (as per usual) and worked the whole day free of charge. The boss said "I would become a member of the team" as fact, I waited a day no reply, waited a couple more days, nothing...then it suddenly became Thursday (which I think is a long way off from Saturday) and i made my decision that I would work somewhere else instead.

Now I'm here.

the list

Sun, 08 Jun 2008 01:49:47 GMT

1.I'm an Aussie! Woooooh to me!

2.my friends like to think I'm a virgin, probably makes them feel better about themselves.

3.I can play the tuba, the acordian and a ocorina (the wierd intrament from 'legend of zelda')

3.I'm an apprentice chef

4.I intend to become the best chef in the world one day, ten years tops.

5.I'm a dog person

6. my parents are divorced.

7.I work full time.

8.I pay board to my Father

9. I usually spend my saturdays washin everyones clothes

10.I'm eating grapes.

11.I whent to the local markets this morning and got yams!

12.I have three brothers and one sister

13.I'm from tasmania

14.When my family still lived in Tasmania the cops would come around to our chrismas party each year because of fights.

15.I'm reffered to as the quiet one

16.everyone else I now think I should be a comedian even though I don't crack jokes

17.The grapes are good.

18. On average I'm out of the house twelve hours a day.

19.I shop from lifeline

20.theres no shame in lifeline

21.I wear fingerless gloves so I have a homeless appearence, also because the tips would simply wear off.

22.I like to run my fingers accross any fence, shrub or rail I walk past

23. I like the sound the leaves on a tree make during a windy day

24.I like to walk in the rain

25.I like too dive into very cold pools

26.I like to do thing on the impulse

27.I once got chilly juice in my eye

28. five seconds later I got it in the other

I had to walk past the whole school lookin as though I was cryin

29.I'm not scared of anything

30. I don't like fat goths, I find it pathetic, why can't every fat person be jolly?

31. my mum has a cat, it's the only one I like. he's homosexual for some reason.

mum calls him bruce because of his 'path of interest', I call him gandalf because he has rey hairs coming out of his ears.

32.I don't like bubbles much

33.I like to throw confetti in the wind

34.I get depressed when I try to think about where I'll be in ten years time.

35. I wear a checkered bandanna at work. It's kinda like my symbol.

36.I studied robotics at school, we got to play with lego all day.

36.I'm learnin to speak japanese

37. I've always had a thing for red heads, more life in them.

38.I had my first girlfriend when I was 6, I was the tubby one then and she was the pretty one.

39.I accidently cut my hands at works and don't find out for five minutes as it no longer hurts to do it anymore.

40.my boss thinks the only reason I fit in at work is becasue I'm simply to wierd for anywhere else.

41.I haven't had any troubles with this list so far.

42. I was the only person in highschool who would write in cursive, all the teachers hated it.

43.I'm into graffiti , i do lot of it

44. I wish there were squirrells in Australia so I coud chase them all day.

45.I'm good at poker

46.my friend P is a pilot

47.my friens K owns his own shop

they're both seventeen

48.I'm struggling to get my drivers license

49.alot of people choose to just 'hate' me, there's never a reason

50.I make alot of fat jokes

51.I'm goin to travel the world one day on a working visa (not literally 'one' day)

52.now I'm having trouble getin to a hundred.

53. I hate 'McDonalds' and 'woolworths', woolworthes owns two thirds of all the major reatailers around here.

54.I find hate to be very strong word and I use it vary sparingly

55.people take things to far.

56. I smoke

57.I record my life on my phone.

58.I carry around my personal pair of chopsticks everywhere!

59. I think this will be all my xangaring today

60. atleast i got to 60.

I promise

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 13:51:41 GMT

1.I promise that I will make a list of somethin soon

2.I promise I'll somethin better up next time.

drowning

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 13:41:57 GMT

I heard from a friend today that drowning is apparently the calmest way to die.

I thought about it. You could think that gettin lethal injection could be a prime choice, you'd spend what was left of your life worying. i have come close to drowning a couple of times in my life and I'd have to agree with what he said.

about five to ten seconds strugglin, then you loose what ever air you have, you reach for the surface but you can't reach enough. The water makes you feel calm, your heart slows, you feel like your smiling and you have a silly little thought like "guess I just swam to deep today......won't have to worry about swimmin this deep next time...' as though it's almost laughable.

Opinion needed, get prepared

Mon, 26 May 2008 12:42:14 GMT

Get prepared!

Your actually gonna see my face!

My boss and my barber have bothe said that I should do somethin with my hair instead of gettin a big burly tattoo.

This is what I usually look like, I try to appear approachable because I tend to get into conversations with alot of strangers.

This is what my barber wants me to look like. I think it looks a bit more trendy as I don't wear a hat anymore but it seems to make people treat me like I'm more of a nob. I rather do like the reputation of being a gentleman and I dont think this is the way to go about it. I don't really care though.

which of these photo's do you guys think looks better/more presentable?...