Okay, there have been many new quotes, but i haven't written any of them down, so i'll see how many i can remember

• Oh! I love tissues!
• Her dress reminds me of an aligator

Dang! that's all i remember, that stinks, if i remember any more, i'll add them

ME

NEW QUOTES!

• Do two uglies make a hott?
• No point in opening a shell if you can crack the nut inside

I know there were others, so when i remember them, i'll edit it.

::edit::

Ok, I remebered before Lauren did, so here they are:

• Like, self esteem for yourself?
• My nose is constipated!
  

Cousin 1: i've got a knock knock joke for you.
cousin 2: ok, i like knock knock jokes
c1: what did one candle say to another candle
c2: wait! that's not a knock knock joke!
c1: it isn't?

• It looks like a wet Fig-Neuton!
• It tastes like crunchy wasail!
• "You just take the banana and... take the covering off of it" " you mean PEAL IT?"
• **White traash!!**
• **Fruit Caake**
• "she's very pregnant! I mean, it's not everyday you see someone that pregnant!"

Hahahaha!!! Don't you just LOVE family?

• slede
• Buttonhole!
• "I got some more yarn." "More urine? What?"
  
• You looked like a ragdoll
• Every 6 seconds a woman in Africa has a baby...We must find this woman. She must be stopped!
• Go go gadget butt
• Ouch! You broke me!
• I just smelled something pretty
• I'm about my pee my...tights
• Ah! You jumping beaned all over my pants!
• He's a hedgehog, I swear!
• I forgot my diaper...s
• You're tickling my pants
• Tis the season to be--Jessica Simpson?
• Jesus smells like cake!