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Thursday, October 13, 2005

i feel weird having the past entry be my last one, maybe because its so misrepresentative now of how im feeling lately. as political is it is, xanga nonetheless has chronicled my life probably not very accurately for these past years. i realize reading my past entries that i seem extremely thrilled all the time. but the thing is every time i hit new weblog entry with the intentions of writing something serious, it turns out to be quite melodramatic, wanting to belong in one of those x_i heart boyswith bleedingeyeliner_x webrings, and not conveying anything close to what i feel. (and so those get privatized or scooted to other journals fast.) so perhaps pictures of me and my beloved fox and cat from much better days will suffice.

"you've cried enough this lifetime, my beloved polar bear/tears to fill a sea to drown a beacon"

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Give the Dog a Yabba.

ok so i think i'll keep my updates at once every quarter year or so. because i havent learned my lesson in these past 5 years of schooling, i like to read all my friends old entries and eprops the day before my finals, and then conjure up new ones in the mean time. this is nothing to make an entry about, but
this entry!
(click k? april 12, 2003) must be probably the best entry ever. that website was the funniest most cleverest thing ever; hence the slogan at the beginning of the entry. im still laughing convulsively over the last two that dooz has up there. and wow its been more than two years since that entry, insane.

ok but the main reason why i wrote this entry is because im selling my bed and some other furniture stuff. (anticlimactic i know) and i'll sell it to you for really really cheap too! but the catch is you gotta be able to transport it yourself. although i can help you get it down the stairs, my hetta has the capacity to hold myself and a small child at best. and the bed is a double bed and 2 years old.

addendum: as proof to our coolness after two years:
cadoOzi: wow! the last slogan was really lam...
cadoOzi: the word used was 'danger'
cadoOzi: TIME TO MIX IT UP
cadoOzi: You've Always Got Time For Hiep.

Wednesday, February 02, 2005

sup guh. u gonna updat o wat
Posted 2/1/2005 at 1:43 AM by cadoozi

so i think im slightly narcoleptic, as displayed in the picture above. seriously, i think mod was getting mad at the three of us cuz we couldnt open our eyes. however, i pride myself in my ability to fool people into believing that im still awake whilst i sleep. there have been countless conversations while dooz is brushing her teeth and im just rambling on the floor nonsensically, or when smellen is driving me to shiner texas and i "actively" participate in conversation with her while sleeping. ok yeah in reality i know they cast sympathetic glances toward me saying, 'aw moosh, she must've pulled an all nighter last night' and let me sleep and ramble on.
with all this said, it has also become increasingly hard for me to wake up in the mornings. i have three alarms set, and often times i manage to run out of my bed at night and shut a few off. my cell phone's alarm is set to juan mayer's 'your body is a wonderland', because for some reason sony ericsson interpreted it as an uproarious song filled with trumpets and piccolos and made their polyphonic rendition that way. so its pretty effective until i start turning it off unconsciously. after a while it became such a problem that i would hide my phone before i slept at night, but then that started to lose effectiveness because i would remember where i put it. as of late, ive devised a plan that is working well. every night i shut off the lights, and (gently) hurl my phone across the room in some arbitrary direction. ever since then, ive been waking up and frantically running ~~around the room~~ (ok its not big enough to run around in) into the walls in search for it. and so at least thats a start.

Monday, June 28, 2004

everything is fab in japan. im going to taiwan for a couple weeks, my appetite has since returned, and of course ive managed to fall in love with everything, especially this bunnyduck! :D
k heres a funny story k.

my sister's name is mabel.

my parents have a kind of silly taste for names, luckily i was a girl, or else i'd be norman lee. the name mabel was sort of a tribute for our move to england, its a british name, i guess, and we were about to move to england when she was born. also, i'd like to think its due to the fact that my name is michelle. and michelle is the michelle from the beatle's song michelle. so the lyrics go, "michelle, ma belle, these are words that go together well, my michelle". and mabel is actually a derivative of ma belle. YES! its all tloo. please stop with the skeptical looks!
k so mabel is getting a credit card this summer, after waiting 16 long years of her 17 year life. and finally it comes in the mail, but to her utter dismay, it says:
MARBLE LEE
horrendous! disasterous! so mabel, who lives life according to the words of lil jon, (dont start no shit wont be no shit!) goes to our local wells fargo and sends out a verbal tirade, managing to send innocent bankgoers to the floor, covering their heads. and the trembling manager offers to correct it immediately, and upgrade her card to a gold card. so today she calls me and says her gold card has arrived, and it says:
MARLE LEE
needless to say, she is now expecting a platinum card in the mail soon.

Monday, May 31, 2004

right now, words cannot describe my extreme dissapointment...at the timberwolves' loss. hah. (sniff)

so when i first started college, i thought to myself, "I LOVE PARADOX!! im gonna stay here for as long as i can!!!!"
but now that 2004 has passed, im sad that i didnt graduate alongside all my favorite people, and that next year they will not be in austin.
furthermore, two of my favorite girls of all time, the girls of superhotrock, will not be in austin to partake in narcoleptic car trips with me. D:
im scared because i really cant even imagine life without them in the same city.
i seriously seriously <3 ~~larva~~ love you girls.
it only feels right, therefore, that i painstankingly haul these pictures out of my quite defunct dell laptop,
(theBIGGESTwasteofmoneyever) to display this absolutely horrific collage
(which i am sho will stimulate hours of public humiliation) this year, instead of after i graduate
in conclusion, good luck and thanks for the wonderful memories; its been hella fly, homes. (oksorry, i mean it though!)

ps. hey dooz, i still cant believe we thought the red river heb was in riverside.
(me and dooz drove to riverside every weekend our freshman yr thinking, WOW! HOW CONVENIENT! THE HEB's MERELY 30 MIN AWAY! :D:D:D)
pp.s. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MADDIE!!! yous my hero. miss you!